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[mtil]

I wonder if I should purchase lube tomorrow from Spencers. I kind of want to stick something in my ass and pop it out like an egg

 

[unyuns]

I'm not going to entertain his apparent need to lock out furries, gays, and Jews.

Do pharaohs like chinks, nips, gooks, or whatever the fuck your cute ass is?

PLEASE STOP TALKING TO ME PEDOPHILE LADY.

It's like the stories you hear about World War 1 when soldiers would celebrate together on Christmas.
Except infinitely more autistic

I'm gay and I don't think about other peoples' cocks.

Why do you?

Sounds like a pooner who detransitioned only to find that the facial hair and deep voice is permanent

 

[VAIDS Victim]

tried to convince me to close the forum to all furries, gays, and Jews, among other groups

 

[Kan]

I'm clearly a drawing.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Two adults in furry suits are still two adults in furry suits. I am sure it is cringe as hell with someone dressed up as Yogi Bear or Snagglepuss but that's a far cry from sneaking up on a Brown Bear or Puma IRL and trying to bone them.

 

[Kan]

Ashley started it.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

And that was back in like 1999 before eating ass was fashionable and widely accepted.
But I digress...

 

[unyuns]

She told me I was the only guy who can make her squirt

You have not seen men eating out of womens anus

wypipo don season dey breast milk

In Canada, milk comes in Socks.

The billionaire midget from Ghana is one of a kind.

To be fair, you don't even need a degree to understand that majority of normie women are nuts.

The rule of thumb is what separates men from animals is the Mediterranean Sea.

I mean, you are the one to post “pulped dick” on my profile.

I know your mom's definitely an animal. Hairy ass gorilla looking bitch.

She uses two bottles of jergens a day for her knuckles because they drag on the pavement when she walks.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

The markings on the bottom of her foot say
1982 made in China

 

[Betelgeuse]

Damn I got random texted 3 times in a row today.

I wasn't even trying to be funny with that ass eating story, it was just something that really happened to me as a kid.

 

[𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑]

unyuns le ebic XDering

 

[Kan]

The red angry foot is forbidden

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

What compels you to put fish on your dick?

 

[VAIDS Victim]

his grouphome gangsters start talking about how they relish the mutilation of children born into the palestinian concentration camp he's silent.

Maybe you're related since your family tree is just a pretzel. Try not to eat it fatty.

If all your friends were raping babies as they jumped off a bridge, would you do it too?

Exactly.

Are you telling me I can't post videos of children being terrorized raped and murdered during a war? And then gleefully posed about how I'm getting off on it. Fucking fascist. Next you'll tell me to clean my room.

So you definitely have the blobfish phenotype that most english men get when they hit 50 besides a pure spirit like Corbyn

 

[cosmic veteran]

You could be talking about pet rocks for all anyone cares about and then you'll get some of these chucklefucks randomly sperging about age of consent and starting an entire mock-debate over it.

When nothing about that organized fedposting is funny.

 

[VAIDS Victim]

Null says no, because the land has been tainted with "nigger cum".

 

[Kan]

Stay safe, and remember the BPD dick ain't worth it.

 

[VAIDS Victim]

I know right from wrong and hating jews is a very basic thing, like not littering.

I've had things, I've given away things, I'll get more things. But the most important thing that will always be with me is my foreskin and a desire to see the khazars driven back to Russia, their real homeland

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

Most Americans want to get on their knees and suck on the BBC because they want to self flagellate over some slavery shit that happened like 200 years ago

 

[VAIDS Victim]

Everything Josh does is because of his fatherless upbringing and his erectile dysfunction.