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Our TOS and resource list
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Cowlopolis - Drama Figures
Old World Drama Figures that we love to follow.
Joshua Conner Moon ˚ ༘♡ 🥝⋆｡˚ ★ 𖦹°‧
Owner of the Kiwifarms, Lolcow LLC, United States Internet Preservation Society, White Supremacist, afraid of the country being taken over by Indian (South Asia) Immigrants
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Ethan Oliver Ralph
Infamous figure of the old Gamergate controversy, Alt-Right Podcaster (Killstream Host). Describes himself as the "Ralphamale". Received a beatdown while visiting Lisbon, Portugal. Convicted Felon. "Epic Lolcow" on Encyclopedia Dramatica
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Drama Harvest
Our tractors are always harvesting the internet drama and gossip from the onion fields at peak ripeness.
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Soyjak Community 🌱🥛
All things Soyjak related
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Old World Drama Figures & Freeze Peach
They are funny, eccentric, and everybody loves to follow them. This is the main forum for discussing familiar drama figures and freeze peach blogs.
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Cowlopolis - North of the Border (USA & Canada)
Celebrities and public figures with all the juicy gossip and lolcowery.
The Trump Family & Orbiters
Drama and gossip concerning the Trump family and associated orbiters
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USA & Canada - Single Threads
Single threads on individuals that don't warrant a separate forum
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Cowlopolis: MENA and HOA
Juicy gossip and drama from the Middle East and Horn of Africa. Truly its own little world
Israel
The small jewish homeland in what is probably one of the toughest neighborhoods in the Middle East. You're the frog with a plate of armour in a neighborhood full of scorpions.
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Straight out of Iran
Israel's arch adversary since 1979
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Somalia vs. Somaliland
The continuing feud between Somalia and Somaliland
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Turkiye
News and drama concerning the Republic of Turkiye
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General Updates
General Updates from the MENA and HOA Regions
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Morocco Celebritysphere
Gossip and drama among Moroccan celebrities
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Cowlopolis- South of the Border
Celebrity gossip & Lolcowery in Mexico, Central and South America
Mexico
Celebrity and lolcowery from Mexico
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Single Threads - South of the Border
Single threads on celebrity gossip South of the Border (Mexico, Central and South America)
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Cowlopolis - United Kingdom & Europe
Juicy celebrity gossip and news updates out of the United Kingdom and the rest of Europe
United Kingdom Celebritysphere
Juicy gossip and drama about the celebritysphere in UK.
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Sweden
Gossip and drama among the celebrity scene in Sweden
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Serbia
Drama and gossip among the celebritysphere in Serbia
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Cowlopolis - Asia & Australia
Gossip and drama from the Asia continent and down under
Indian Subcontinent
Drama and gossip from the Indian Subcontinent (India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Bhutan, Nepal, Sri Lanka, and the Maldives).
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Japan Celebritysphere
Celebritysphere gossip and drama out of Japan
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Cowlopolis - Africa
The Very Dark Man Cowlopolis: Probably one of the most powerful lolcow groups in Nigeria. Very Dark Man the self-proclaimed policeman of the internet and quite possibly one of the biggest lolcow-celebrities in Lagos. And this is only one country. The rest of the continent is just waiting to be discovered.
The Very Dark Man Cowlopolis: Probably one of the most powerful lolcow groups in Nigeria. Very Dark Man the self-proclaimed policeman of the internet and quite possibly one of the biggest lolcow-celebrities in Lagos. And this is only one country. The rest of the continent is just waiting to be discovered.
Very Dark Man: Martins Vincent Otse - Nigeria
Martins Vincent Otse, popularly known as VeryDarkMan, is a Nigerian social media influencer and a Content creator who describes himself as the "online police".
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Seun Kuti - VDM Orbit
Sean Kuti: Very Dark Man's Ally during his feud with Nigerian superstar Wizkid.
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Peter Obi - VDM Orbit
Peter Obi: former Labour Party presidential candidate and Very Dark Man's biggest disapointment
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Davido - VDM Orbit
David Adedeji Adeleke, known professionally as Davido, is a Nigerian-American singer, songwriter, and record producer.
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Blessing CEO -VDM Orbit
Blessing Okoro Nkiruka, also known as Blessing CEO, is a Nigerian influencer and self-proclaimed relationship expert.
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Blord - VDM Orbit
Blord: Repairing phones in Anambra , two EFCC encounters, a terrorism funding probe, a prison spell at Kuje and one ugly feud with Very Dark Man.
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Bola Ahmed Tinubu (Nigeria)
Drama and gossip concerning the President of Nigeria
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Africa - Single Threads
Africa celebrities for the rich gossip and drama theatrics anywhere you could find (Note does not include North Africa or the HOA).
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Harvest Time at the Onionfarms
Old World, New World Lolcows general discussion and social media harvest
Blue Sky Trending
Trending Topics from Blue Sky
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Trending on X: Is it or Isn't it?
Trends on X. Accept as true at your own risk.
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Countries & History
Drama and News for individual countries as wlll as historical content
Countries
Gossip and drama concerning countries
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Welcome to Yesteryear
Pictures, postcards, letters and so forth from a time gone by
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Historic/Inactive Individuals
Public figures that have stopped providing content because they either passed away or have disappeared off the scene.
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General Discussion & Internet Culture Category
Discussions about individual threads that don't involve individual people of interest
Art & Literature
For anything drawn or written, famous or personal.
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The Bidness
Finance, business, cryptocurrency: all things money related.
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Games
General discussion about specific games or related concepts and themes.
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Health & Fitness
Discussion of sports, teams, physical wellness, Hulkamania, or anything about moving around doing stuff.
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Multimedia
Talk about everything from the silver screen to instant streaming
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Music
Discussions about music and what you like to listen to
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Religion and the Supernatural
Religion, Occult, Spirituality discussions
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Moovie Time
Moovies, Moovies and Moovies
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Computer & Internet Related Discussion
Topics that are related in some way to computers
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DIY (Do It Yourself)
This forum is about do it yourself (Self-Sufficiency or Off the Grid), life hacks, vintage electronics or projects way back when. This is also for those going their own way.
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Animal and Wildlife Chatter
Lolcow animals, nature, wildlife stuff go here.
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General Discussion
General stuff you are interested in.
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Hobby Lobby
Video Games, Arts/Crafts, Comic Books/Anime/Manga, Television/Movies etc.
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GastroCafe
Food and beverage discussion.
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The Marketing & Growth Incubator
Marketing and Growth plans, ideas, thread development and suggestions for developing Onionfarms.
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Welcome to the Onionverse
Orientation to the Onionverse
Staff board
Staff only
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Announcements, Ideas, Feedback,
Ideas, Feedback, Suggestions, Raves and Rants, Onionfarms drama
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Onionmart Store
Discussion of Onionfarms Bling and Promotional Items for sale.
https://onionmart.printify.me/products
https://onionmart.printify.me/products
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Talk To Staff
If you need to talk to staff, we are here. This is private.
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Kiwifarms General Thread Archive
An archive of the screengrabs of pages from the Kiwifarms General Thread that could be recovered from the Internet Archive
Hidden Forum
Hidden Forum
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Ashley Renee Hutsell - Tennessee's Biggest Lolcow
(Ashley Hutsell Jankowski): The forum's biggest antisemite. Obsessed with Kenneth's Sexuality and lusting after his hot bod. Screams how she hates this "terrorist and white supremacist forum" and has over 30 pages of sock puppets in the admin log from last year to prove it. Wants to hoodwink the State of Rhode Island and fantasizes about seeing the Onionfarms going down in flames.
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Aliko Dangote - VDM Orbit
Aliko Dangote: Probably the most powerful oil mogul in Nigeria.
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Toyin Lawani - VDM Orbit
CEO of Tiannahs Place Empire, a group compromising 33 businesses. celebrity, fashion designer, author, philanthropist.
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King Mitchy - VDM Orbit
Nigerian influencer who gained fame on social media for showing public charity to poor people in Lagos.
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Toyin Abraham - VDM Orbit
Toyin Abraham Ajeyemi (born Olutoyin Aimakhu; 5 September 1980) is a Nigerian actress and filmmaker.[
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Wizkid (Ayodeji Balogun) - VDM Orbit
Nigerian Afrobeat Popstar
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Claudia Sheinbaum Pardo (Mexico)
Drama and gossip concerning the Sheinbaum Pardo Family
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Drama Figures - Future Integration
They're weird, they're funny and everyone loves to watch them. Why should Kiwifarms have all the fun?
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Guntsphere 🐷 Did Ethan Ralph Acquire the "Rights" to Onionfarms? No. He did not.
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