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[Time 4 Guillotines]

#JustGirlyThings
You get facts that show you to be wrong, as a man, you correct what you believe. Why is this hard for you guys?

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

Once you know, you Newegg!

 

[unyuns]

"Hanging out with a mentally ill man will end badly for you."
"Fuck you, I do what I want."

But is a cow vagina porn?

No. A cow's udders are not a vagina.

"Back in my day the only tablets that raised us were the stone tablets of the 10 commandments!"

 

[Kan]

no, balloons are a white mans fetish

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

I was the perfect example of "asking for it".
Fuck that, I was literally BEGGING for it!

 

[Crimson Fucker]

eat cereal from my asshole

The out of context makes this hilarious in its own way but the context is also hilarious.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

They could have saved her life, but when they tried to pull up a CPR video there were two unskippable ads.

Ok, that's funny as fucked and belongs here.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

...the ladies don't like it when you talk about eating cereal out of their assholes....

...I can eat pussy like I'm starving and it's the first food I've seen in week's...

Wait what the fuck was I talking about?

Legendary post

 

[Jack]

Legendary post

I love that in a conversation about eating cereal out of a woman's ass and eating pussy like he was starving, he literally lost the plot in the middle of the conversation

 

[Gargamel]

Speaking to anyone under 18 is PEDOPHILIA.

 

[FatassDrip]

Legendary post

I'm glad someone other than me enjoyed that

 

[unyuns]

Bro would get rejected by AI sex chat bots

I can imagine a blind person feeling his face and reacting like the blind lady from deadpool when she touched the dog.

This is the most calm and collected form of "Stfu retard, you jerk off to Lassie" I've ever seen. Diplomat Kiwifails

"Vagina owner" just sounds like Ed Gein and the skinned and tanned vulvas he kept.

Both sexes have smegma though?

 

[Jack]

I have to post it here in text form because he posted it as an audio file but it's probably the greatest thing I've ever heard on this message board:

"Maybe I'll make some spring rolls with your lady. And I'll be polite and I'll be nice. Because I'm not awful. Right? Yea, I'm pretty awful."



This is the fucking GREATEST 4 minute rambling response to the question "are you drunk right now?" I have ever heard in my fucking LIFE.

 

[Kan]

STFU i would literally murder you

 

[Kan]

The triangular Klan symbol bears a certain resemblance to the "Triforce" symbol that appears in the popular Legend of Zelda video games, with which it should not be confused

 

[unyuns]

The site goes up and down more than a prostitute riding a drunken Bill Clinton.

Null is a true & honest woman and I won't tolerate any more tranny accusations.

It was a fucking dude in makeup and if he were standing in front of me right now I'd kick his balls into meat paste and make him a true and honest eunuch. Now I need an excedrin

your avatar looks like a black woman's clit

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

STFU i would literally murder you

The triangular Klan symbol bears a certain resemblance to the "Triforce" symbol that appears in the popular Legend of Zelda video games, with which it should not be confused

This section is for quoting posts to be added to the random text banner in the future, not to tell us which one is at the top of your page currently

 

[ipreferpickles]

This section is for quoting posts to be added to the random text banner in the future, not to tell us which one is at the top of your page currently

You're never going to be a mod, Daniel.

 

[Gargamel]

You're never going to be a mod, Daniel.

never going to be a mod again*

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

You're never going to be a mod, Daniel.

Not Daniel, but I wouldn't want to carry water for the burger boiler after knowing him for a while. Something something, he was only sort of into lolicon.