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[Crimson Fucker]

...the ladies don't like it when you talk about eating cereal out of their assholes....

...I can eat pussy like I'm starving and it's the first food I've seen in week's...

Wait what the fuck was I talking about?

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[Betelgeuse]

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I love that in a conversation about eating cereal out of a woman's ass and eating pussy like he was starving, he literally lost the plot in the middle of the conversation

 

[Gargamel]

Speaking to anyone under 18 is PEDOPHILIA.

 

[FatassDrip]

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I'm glad someone other than me enjoyed that

 

[unyuns]

Bro would get rejected by AI sex chat bots

I can imagine a blind person feeling his face and reacting like the blind lady from deadpool when she touched the dog.

This is the most calm and collected form of "Stfu retard, you jerk off to Lassie" I've ever seen. Diplomat Kiwifails

"Vagina owner" just sounds like Ed Gein and the skinned and tanned vulvas he kept.

Both sexes have smegma though?

 

[Betelgeuse]

I have to post it here in text form because he posted it as an audio file but it's probably the greatest thing I've ever heard on this message board:

"Maybe I'll make some spring rolls with your lady. And I'll be polite and I'll be nice. Because I'm not awful. Right? Yea, I'm pretty awful."



This is the fucking GREATEST 4 minute rambling response to the question "are you drunk right now?" I have ever heard in my fucking LIFE.

 

[Kan]

STFU i would literally murder you

 

[Kan]

The triangular Klan symbol bears a certain resemblance to the "Triforce" symbol that appears in the popular Legend of Zelda video games, with which it should not be confused

 

[unyuns]

The site goes up and down more than a prostitute riding a drunken Bill Clinton.

Null is a true & honest woman and I won't tolerate any more tranny accusations.

It was a fucking dude in makeup and if he were standing in front of me right now I'd kick his balls into meat paste and make him a true and honest eunuch. Now I need an excedrin

your avatar looks like a black woman's clit

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

STFU i would literally murder you

The triangular Klan symbol bears a certain resemblance to the "Triforce" symbol that appears in the popular Legend of Zelda video games, with which it should not be confused

This section is for quoting posts to be added to the random text banner in the future, not to tell us which one is at the top of your page currently

 

[ipreferpickles]

This section is for quoting posts to be added to the random text banner in the future, not to tell us which one is at the top of your page currently

You're never going to be a mod, Daniel.

 

[Gargamel]

You're never going to be a mod, Daniel.

never going to be a mod again*

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

You're never going to be a mod, Daniel.

Not Daniel, but I wouldn't want to carry water for the burger boiler after knowing him for a while. Something something, he was only sort of into lolicon.

 

[ipreferpickles]

Not Daniel, but I wouldn't want to carry water for the burger boiler after knowing him for a while. Something something, he was only sort of into lolicon.

Did he lock you out of your last Odd Opossum account, Daniel?

 

[youthful_ shannel]

Not Daniel, but I wouldn't want to carry water for the burger boiler after knowing him for a while. Something something, he was only sort of into lolicon.

Daniel, you're too frantic and high energy to sock Odd Opossum, it doesn't work. You should sock Hodoria, I think you could do a great Hodoria.

 

[ipreferpickles]

Daniel, you're too frantic and high energy to sock Odd Opossum, it doesn't work. You should sock Hodoria, I think you could do a great Hodoria.

I don't why he bothers trying to pretend to be KF users, he always ends up sperging about the same things.

 

[Gargamel]

I don't why he bothers trying to pretend to be KF users, he always ends up sperging about the same things.

It's like he's not even trying.

 

[unyuns]

what if billie ellish looked up onionfarms for some reason
then she saw my account and all my fantasies about her
and then she made an account and messaged me
then proved that it was her
then we became bf and gf
my perfect sugar momma and she buys me all of my desired cars and spoils me
shes so lonely, she even told an interviewer she masturbates infront of mirrors
Oh billie if you ever read this baby, you can masturbate all you want in front of me and steam me up
fucking so sad that she has no compass to find me
you people are so delusional you think im trolling
fuck off with that shit
now shes borderline gay now fuck me

Magnesium Corp and Kiwifails just can't quit each other and have decided to tie the knot. I hope you will all be accepting of their nontraditional relationship.

In the land of the eunuchs, the snipped and broken-dicked man is king.

all of this waka doo stuff makes me wanna jerk off

OM NOM NOM, I'm a gonna eat my baby and blame Null! OM NOM NOM.

Are you telling me I've got a horn dick? That sounds fucking awesome

When a guy asks someone to blow their horn it turns out it's scientifically accurate.

 

[Gargamel]

Has anyone said Null yet? Fuck that N**** (See Ken, I kept my promise)

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

Praise be to Socky