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[Larva]

I went outside once and immediately got raped by niggers. Some women passed by and clapped at this act of decolonization before dragging me into a gender clinic to turn me into a tranny. Some fat effeminate nerd with weird eyes that were too far apart was stalking me and jerking off during the whole thing.
Learn from my mistakes.

Yeah, when my kids play in the mud I can never tell which ones are the boys and which one is my sweet little angel just by looking at their mud covered bodies. I woke up one morning and thought i was gay because there was a man in my bed but it turned out to be my wife in one of my shirts.

 

[unyuns]

I wasn't even trying to be funny with that ass eating story, it was just something that really happened to me as a kid.

Black pipo don't season they corn starch

Null is a child molesting faggot.

It all started with blacks being accepted into society, the butterfly effect. People are too tolerant.

In all fairness that baby probably had it coming to him.

Like a dog returns to its vomit, a feminist always comes back to worshipping the child rape goat fucker religion.

Josh banned me for stalking a while back when he was selling those kiwicoins. He thinks I am some hulking autistic ghoul that wants to have sex with him.

Joshua Moon professional cum stain analyst

Skibidi toilet is still a better love story than Twilight.

"I'm pro AOC, because that's what everyone else here pretends to be pro about... but sometimes... I should be able to fuck a kid" Pure kwiffar.

No she’s a bio female and I want to coom in her.

 

[Kan]

Everybody hates his stupid ass, unless they're using him for their own gain. And he's such a retard he just laps it up.

Nigga more 2 faced than Harvey Dent. Bitch du jour of whoever needs a retarded, homeless cheerleader.

 

[Kan]

Report retards like is described in this post and just get nothing but jannies mocking you and be more likely to ban YOU for making a report instead of the actual derailing poster? No way fag.

 

[VAIDS Victim]

These miserable bastards will do anything to rescue their anime prince man just because he was in a cartoon they liked in 2005.

 

[unyuns]

Remember everything Josh does is because of his fatherless upbringing and his malfunctioning penis.

Null says that cisgender white businessmen are causing women in tech to troon out and kill themselves.

Death to cum thieves

 

[Kan]

unyuns thinkering funny furry man men funny. likering for to clown mascot. unyuns thinkering dogrape furry men man prison death. other furry existering? yes! unyuns laughering. Silly concepterings. unyuns meetered not to many furrys.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Zoomers lost me at skibidi rizz in Ohio or whatever

 

[VAIDS Victim]

She needs to go to the DMT Dreamworld a few dozen times to get the bourgeois elitist nonsense out of her head but other than that she's basically perfect

 

[VAIDS Victim]

daily vore letters to his e-gf

 

[unyuns]

*kisses your forehead*
*cums pants a little*

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Amy is a hot little hoot. Bestiality is wrong but there should be exceptions.



I would have rough sex with Amy like I would Rose. I know she blocked me for being a creep but I still think about her every day

 

[𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑]

butt wiper phd

You wash dog dick with your mouth for money.

 

[Kan]

I've been making my shrunken heads in the air fryer.

Literally at the top of this page when I posted this.

 

[TheChattanoogaAshleyJank]

I walk to the store, can't hold my shit anymore
Everybody walk the dinosaur
I call a stranger a whore, people staring some more
Everybody walk the dinosaur

I kick down the door, and shit on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Slip and fall on the floor, hit my head on the door
Everybody walk the dinosaur
-@Kan

 

[Kan]

Anyways, here’s where the actual quote came from:

United States News and Drama Post in thread 'Florida-man thread'

Jan 13, 2024

I walk to the store, can't hold my shit anymore
Everybody walk the dinosaur
I call a stranger a whore, people staring some more
Everybody walk the dinosaur

I kick down the door, and shit on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Slip and fall on the floor, hit my head on the door
Everybody walk the dinosaur

• Crimson Fucker

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[Crimson Fucker]

Pure lyrical genius. I could be a professional rappist.

 

[Kan]

Just because it's factually correct, doesn't mean it's not random.txt material

 

[Crimson Fucker]

You are one of us. Gooba Gobble. Gooba Gobble. One of us. One of us.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

However and on a semi-related note, I’m a furry, AND (not but) as I had posted a couple of images from that comic in this very thread, here’s a third image to finish the trilogy as something out of context:
View attachment 73077
The context?