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[Kan]

I've been making my shrunken heads in the air fryer.

Literally at the top of this page when I posted this.

 

[AshleyHutsell'sDemonVag]

I walk to the store, can't hold my shit anymore
Everybody walk the dinosaur
I call a stranger a whore, people staring some more
Everybody walk the dinosaur

I kick down the door, and shit on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Slip and fall on the floor, hit my head on the door
Everybody walk the dinosaur
-@Kan

 

[Kan]

Anyways, here’s where the actual quote came from:

United States News and Drama Post in thread 'Florida-man thread'

Jan 13, 2024

I walk to the store, can't hold my shit anymore
Everybody walk the dinosaur
I call a stranger a whore, people staring some more
Everybody walk the dinosaur

I kick down the door, and shit on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Slip and fall on the floor, hit my head on the door
Everybody walk the dinosaur

• Crimson Fucker

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[Crimson Fucker]

Pure lyrical genius. I could be a professional rappist.

 

[Kan]

Just because it's factually correct, doesn't mean it's not random.txt material

 

[Crimson Fucker]

You are one of us. Gooba Gobble. Gooba Gobble. One of us. One of us.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

However and on a semi-related note, I’m a furry, AND (not but) as I had posted a couple of images from that comic in this very thread, here’s a third image to finish the trilogy as something out of context:
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The context?

 

[unyuns]

i jerked off to this picture before

That's not considered bestiality from a legal standpoint.

 

[cosmic veteran]

understanding something requires a functional brain. schizophrenics like him isn't able to do so. it's not because he's retarded but because he's schizophrenic. retards are still able to grow, unlike schizophrenics

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

@cosmic veteran
I live so rent free in your head that you thought back to this brilliant quip from a month ago that I didn't even read
Am I lolcow yet? Has the seething finally turned to laughter?

Spoiler

 

[Kan]

I'm not going to fuck you stop asking

 

[Crimson Fucker]

@cosmic veteran
I live so rent free in your head that you thought back to this brilliant quip from a month ago that I didn't even read
Am I lolcow yet? Has the seething finally turned to laughter?

Spoiler

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

@Crimson Fucker
Arkomia is a punching bag that takes weeks to recharge before he feels confident enough to swing back at me before going back to making passive aggressive comments I typically don't see. I'm not mad at him, I enjoy his presence very much

 

[Crimson Fucker]

@Crimson Fucker
Arkomia is a punching bag that takes weeks to recharge before he feels confident enough to swing back at me before going back to making passive aggressive comments I typically don't see. I'm not mad at him, I enjoy his presence very much

Bro was so mad he did it again

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

Bro was so mad he did it again

And yet you've also done it. Curious. I own many rare Funko Pops

 

[Crimson Fucker]

No u

 

[𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑]

I once observed a hobo take a shit on a public sidewalk in San Francisco

 

[WrigleysNotThatExtra]

he was black

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

he was black

 

[youthful_ shannel]

he was black

Indians say they shit on streets, but I've only ever seen people shit on the street twice and in both cases they were east Asian women.