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Hellovan Onion
Yeah, I was out hunting man meat and accidentally found myself knuckle deep in a vampire's tuna trench
who knew an asshole could grow to be twice the asshole
Pony diddler sounds better because you can still call him P. Diddy. Missed opportunity.
nope
you will just add her to the little axis powers you niggers have going on
last thing I need is an actual mentally insane person trying to fuck with me that says she wants to kill her ex boyfriend and you niggers would actually help her do that
I was about to go pleasure myself in a dark room because I'm feeling depressed again
did you ever happen to show your white trash gf those hitler drawings?
Of course he wants to fuck the Hellsing catboy.
Every time I see myself in the mirror. I start jerking off. I can't help it.
Anything with a hole would refuse to fuck you. Give it up.
You have ruined my heart for nights and nights and nights. I gave you my everything. My attention to you, my cuteness, my sugar, my FUCKING very seed and honey for you to fucking play with me.
BPD women have messed with my mind so much, I forget what's between my legs. It's as if estrogen grabbed me by my horns and the pink pill is pending.
one minute you are talking about jerking off then the next you are talking about killing niggers.
I got bit by a bat last week and so I have to go get 4 series of Rabavert shots. I'm sitting next to Methany and Crystal in the waiting room, the two biggest wigger tweakers I've ever heard in my life. They talk black blacker than blacks do. If both of them don't have at least 3 half black kids by 2 different fathers or at least 1 mixed kid in the custody of the state/their parents, I would die of shock.
If this bitch says "unowhuimsayin" one more time before the nurse calls me back, I'm going to get up and kick her right in the insane clown posse tattoo she probably has on one of her flapjack titties.
/Vent
Was the bug lady Chinese wife making bat soup?
That person that does art. If they are a women I would want to have sex with them. Their intimate style. The whisk of their brush. Rattles my rectum with upmost arousal.
I have a lot of gay friends (I like to keep them around to have sex with occasionally)
How can a server of free and accepting people be this mean? What did a tomato do to a transsexual person? Doesn't transsexuals understand that tomatoes make pizza? Come on many foods? Was I there to steal girls because I was a tomato? Never, I just wanted a mommy dommy human female to shove me into her human vagina. That's all I wanted. That is how tomatoes make love. Tomatoes don't like penises, they only enjoy vaginas because tomatoes can fit into vaginas.