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I'm starting to notice more that the older joined dates get really pissy when they get tard-wrangled by newer users, as if they don't want to admit that they can make a mistake or two even though they're supposed to know better.

Also:
>go back to reddit
since when is telling an older user to stop being a fucking retard "reddit" behavior?

If anything Barbarella sounds like a redditor herself. "um, no sweetie, you're wrong, it's ok when I do it!" while typing out a paragraph justifying her reasoning. ZERO. SELF. AWARENESS

Literally nobody fucking cares about how you potty-train your kids. Just take the fucking "L" and move on. You sound like a fucking psychopath trying to justify why people should need to hear about how kids should be naked all the time when they are learning to potty train

The diversity in human intellect is truly amazing, just talk about your children on a website that is regularly viewed by sex offenders and pedophiles. What could happen!
 
I really want to be fucked by a dominant women. My last girlfriend wasn't dominant for me. If anything she ghosted me for 3 nights. I lost count of how many times I jerk off because I was coping so much thinking about her. I jerked off to pictures of her, many of them. I was cumming so much I had close calls of getting my juice on my keyboard and it's very expensive. Her voice made me so horny I wanted to masturbate with her but I don't man. I really don't know what the deal is. I still haven't told her I'm friend zoning her but she doesn't give a shit. She's too busy having ego swings because she hates humans. Yeah, she told me in voice call that she wants people to die and no human would love her but here I am giving her my heart.

We had some real chemistry behind us and I know when she gets her mega computer she's going to come on this forum, track my profile and see this and yk what. I do have to admit I am kind of scared. So far I have 3 ex girlfriends working for dark lord I don't need this one working for them. She has serious mental issues and she would demand dark lord for my address so she can come to my house and confront me. She's so crazy, she even showed me her knife collection. SHE actually has a knife collection, she also showed me bird skeleton remains and she had potion bottles. I'm actually scared of her but at the same time it makes me horny because I'm into crazy women that have serious mental issues. A girl never showed me her knife collection before and when she was showing me her knife collection I had to jerk off after the voice call.

If you're reading this by the time you get your computer please don't come to my house baby. Maybe love can get off on the wrong foot right? Even in love stories advisory can turn into a good fuck session. Are you really going to come to my house and do something to me? Are you that bat shit crazy for me baby? I mean you already have knowledge of my profile and you can look at everything I do and youll find this post but you left me no choice. I really want to fuck you still, you are so hot, I do want to fuck you, if you came to my house I would fuck you. But my heart reeks and I weep. Why are you doing this to me baby. I miss you so much baby, why are you making me go crazy baby. Am I seriously fucked now because I said something about you to other people?

I just wanted a girl friend
😭
 
nope
you will just add her to the little axis powers you niggers have going on
last thing I need is an actual mentally insane person trying to fuck with me that says she wants to kill her ex boyfriend and you niggers would actually help her do that

I was about to go pleasure myself in a dark room because I'm feeling depressed again

did you ever happen to show your white trash gf those hitler drawings?

Of course he wants to fuck the Hellsing catboy.

Every time I see myself in the mirror. I start jerking off. I can't help it.

Anything with a hole would refuse to fuck you. Give it up.

You have ruined my heart for nights and nights and nights. I gave you my everything. My attention to you, my cuteness, my sugar, my FUCKING very seed and honey for you to fucking play with me.

BPD women have messed with my mind so much, I forget what's between my legs. It's as if estrogen grabbed me by my horns and the pink pill is pending.

one minute you are talking about jerking off then the next you are talking about killing niggers.

I got bit by a bat last week and so I have to go get 4 series of Rabavert shots. I'm sitting next to Methany and Crystal in the waiting room, the two biggest wigger tweakers I've ever heard in my life. They talk black blacker than blacks do. If both of them don't have at least 3 half black kids by 2 different fathers or at least 1 mixed kid in the custody of the state/their parents, I would die of shock.

If this bitch says "unowhuimsayin" one more time before the nurse calls me back, I'm going to get up and kick her right in the insane clown posse tattoo she probably has on one of her flapjack titties.

/Vent

Was the bug lady Chinese wife making bat soup?

That person that does art. If they are a women I would want to have sex with them. Their intimate style. The whisk of their brush. Rattles my rectum with upmost arousal.

I have a lot of gay friends (I like to keep them around to have sex with occasionally)

How can a server of free and accepting people be this mean? What did a tomato do to a transsexual person? Doesn't transsexuals understand that tomatoes make pizza? Come on many foods? Was I there to steal girls because I was a tomato? Never, I just wanted a mommy dommy human female to shove me into her human vagina. That's all I wanted. That is how tomatoes make love. Tomatoes don't like penises, they only enjoy vaginas because tomatoes can fit into vaginas.
 
No dude, you tell people what they want to hear so you can apply the penis/have the penis applied to you.

This is kiwi farms for heterosexuals.

Keep your hands and penises inside the ride at all times.

And just to clarify: by "fight in southeast Asia" I don't mean Vietnam in the late 60s. I mean I punched my hooker's pimp when I was in Phuket because he didn't tell me she was a kathoey.

you resemble a skittle but in a more depressing way

your vagina smells similar to cheese that has been sitting out in the sun during a hot summer day

both of you, I would not point my penis anywhere near. I would either have a depressed penis or one that his about to fall off.

thus a good momma. The dark meat seeks to be bred.
 
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I need to get to Spencer's eventually. Just to observe the sexual toys they have to offer. I'm really interested in getting various oils and creams for my penis & anus. Might even get a prostate massager. Makes me wonder if Rose is preparing herself to be plowed. The pornos are going to be great. What would be better if I was the camera man seething filming it happen. I could be their porn producer. I'm a very strange person. Women avoid me at all costs. If I were to start a conversation I would come off as weird and sex addicted. This characteristic of me only makes me more certified to produce to content as I have a weird imagination about Rose being plowed and me hating it but getting erections at the same time.

Please. My discordian girlfriends would accept me if you would accept me. Don't ban me from the discord server without telling me why.
 
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