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[unyuns]

Yeah, I was out hunting man meat and accidentally found myself knuckle deep in a vampire's tuna trench

who knew an asshole could grow to be twice the asshole

Pony diddler sounds better because you can still call him P. Diddy. Missed opportunity.

nope
you will just add her to the little axis powers you niggers have going on
last thing I need is an actual mentally insane person trying to fuck with me that says she wants to kill her ex boyfriend and you niggers would actually help her do that

I was about to go pleasure myself in a dark room because I'm feeling depressed again

did you ever happen to show your white trash gf those hitler drawings?

Of course he wants to fuck the Hellsing catboy.

Every time I see myself in the mirror. I start jerking off. I can't help it.

Anything with a hole would refuse to fuck you. Give it up.

You have ruined my heart for nights and nights and nights. I gave you my everything. My attention to you, my cuteness, my sugar, my FUCKING very seed and honey for you to fucking play with me.

BPD women have messed with my mind so much, I forget what's between my legs. It's as if estrogen grabbed me by my horns and the pink pill is pending.

one minute you are talking about jerking off then the next you are talking about killing niggers.

I got bit by a bat last week and so I have to go get 4 series of Rabavert shots. I'm sitting next to Methany and Crystal in the waiting room, the two biggest wigger tweakers I've ever heard in my life. They talk black blacker than blacks do. If both of them don't have at least 3 half black kids by 2 different fathers or at least 1 mixed kid in the custody of the state/their parents, I would die of shock.

If this bitch says "unowhuimsayin" one more time before the nurse calls me back, I'm going to get up and kick her right in the insane clown posse tattoo she probably has on one of her flapjack titties.

/Vent

Was the bug lady Chinese wife making bat soup?

That person that does art. If they are a women I would want to have sex with them. Their intimate style. The whisk of their brush. Rattles my rectum with upmost arousal.

I have a lot of gay friends (I like to keep them around to have sex with occasionally)

How can a server of free and accepting people be this mean? What did a tomato do to a transsexual person? Doesn't transsexuals understand that tomatoes make pizza? Come on many foods? Was I there to steal girls because I was a tomato? Never, I just wanted a mommy dommy human female to shove me into her human vagina. That's all I wanted. That is how tomatoes make love. Tomatoes don't like penises, they only enjoy vaginas because tomatoes can fit into vaginas.

 

[VAIDS Victim]

She would still be alive today if he didn't know how to hit an arab while it's moving.

 

[unyuns]

No dude, you tell people what they want to hear so you can apply the penis/have the penis applied to you.

This is kiwi farms for heterosexuals.

Keep your hands and penises inside the ride at all times.

And just to clarify: by "fight in southeast Asia" I don't mean Vietnam in the late 60s. I mean I punched my hooker's pimp when I was in Phuket because he didn't tell me she was a kathoey.

you resemble a skittle but in a more depressing way

your vagina smells similar to cheese that has been sitting out in the sun during a hot summer day

both of you, I would not point my penis anywhere near. I would either have a depressed penis or one that his about to fall off.

thus a good momma. The dark meat seeks to be bred.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

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I need to get to Spencer's eventually. Just to observe the sexual toys they have to offer. I'm really interested in getting various oils and creams for my penis & anus. Might even get a prostate massager. Makes me wonder if Rose is preparing herself to be plowed. The pornos are going to be great. What would be better if I was the camera man seething filming it happen. I could be their porn producer. I'm a very strange person. Women avoid me at all costs. If I were to start a conversation I would come off as weird and sex addicted. This characteristic of me only makes me more certified to produce to content as I have a weird imagination about Rose being plowed and me hating it but getting erections at the same time.

Please. My discordian girlfriends would accept me if you would accept me. Don't ban me from the discord server without telling me why.

 

[VAIDS Victim]

"Tell me you are an ineffectual failure of a man, without telling me..."

 

[cosmic veteran]

Anything goes so long as Tesla gets its gubmint gibsmedats

Elon is currently being sodomized by the Brazilian legal system

 

[VAIDS Victim]

Pale skin is not enough to make a man white

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Muhammad

 

[VAIDS Victim]

his reputation somewhat fizzled out when he was doxed as a chubby, mixed race IT worker who cried over his circumcised penis.

 

[VAIDS Victim]

I am not a pedophile. How more honest can I be stupid cunt!

 

[Bear Hammer]

Ended up getting permanently banned from Onion Farms and the reason was "Burn in hell pedophile". No, how about you burn in hell Onion Farms. I am not a pedophile.

 

[Kan]

"I give my super secret Onion Gestapo stormtroopers the mario badge" - VOID