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I'm starting to notice more that the older joined dates get really pissy when they get tard-wrangled by newer users, as if they don't want to admit that they can make a mistake or two even though they're supposed to know better.

Also:
>go back to reddit
since when is telling an older user to stop being a fucking retard "reddit" behavior?

If anything Barbarella sounds like a redditor herself. "um, no sweetie, you're wrong, it's ok when I do it!" while typing out a paragraph justifying her reasoning. ZERO. SELF. AWARENESS

Literally nobody fucking cares about how you potty-train your kids. Just take the fucking "L" and move on. You sound like a fucking psychopath trying to justify why people should need to hear about how kids should be naked all the time when they are learning to potty train

The diversity in human intellect is truly amazing, just talk about your children on a website that is regularly viewed by sex offenders and pedophiles. What could happen!
 
I really want to be fucked by a dominant women. My last girlfriend wasn't dominant for me. If anything she ghosted me for 3 nights. I lost count of how many times I jerk off because I was coping so much thinking about her. I jerked off to pictures of her, many of them. I was cumming so much I had close calls of getting my juice on my keyboard and it's very expensive. Her voice made me so horny I wanted to masturbate with her but I don't man. I really don't know what the deal is. I still haven't told her I'm friend zoning her but she doesn't give a shit. She's too busy having ego swings because she hates humans. Yeah, she told me in voice call that she wants people to die and no human would love her but here I am giving her my heart.

We had some real chemistry behind us and I know when she gets her mega computer she's going to come on this forum, track my profile and see this and yk what. I do have to admit I am kind of scared. So far I have 3 ex girlfriends working for dark lord I don't need this one working for them. She has serious mental issues and she would demand dark lord for my address so she can come to my house and confront me. She's so crazy, she even showed me her knife collection. SHE actually has a knife collection, she also showed me bird skeleton remains and she had potion bottles. I'm actually scared of her but at the same time it makes me horny because I'm into crazy women that have serious mental issues. A girl never showed me her knife collection before and when she was showing me her knife collection I had to jerk off after the voice call.

If you're reading this by the time you get your computer please don't come to my house baby. Maybe love can get off on the wrong foot right? Even in love stories advisory can turn into a good fuck session. Are you really going to come to my house and do something to me? Are you that bat shit crazy for me baby? I mean you already have knowledge of my profile and you can look at everything I do and youll find this post but you left me no choice. I really want to fuck you still, you are so hot, I do want to fuck you, if you came to my house I would fuck you. But my heart reeks and I weep. Why are you doing this to me baby. I miss you so much baby, why are you making me go crazy baby. Am I seriously fucked now because I said something about you to other people?

I just wanted a girl friend
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