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[Kan]

Can you two fuckers get back on topic?
For example:

Josh is a cum hungry butt slut, pass it on.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

 

[Crimson Fucker]

I want to fuck Kaine in the ass. I think I'm gay for Kaine. His little ass would be great for me because of all of my sexual frustration. I'm so tired of stroking my dick in the dark. I really need to bust into someone's ass. Kaine is a poet on the internet and he makes nice poems. They are really cute and creative. His little asian ass would be like banana moon pie I just want to eat. Why can't Kaine date me? I'm a male with a big penis that needs to fuck something. I can already see it, him moaning me and calling me daddy. He needs me, He doesn't need rose, deep down I know he's gay because he talks about me all the time and it makes me so horny why can't he understand. I want to make video games with Kaine, he should make one about us going on dates and being anime characters, to be honest, I'm so tired of masturbating by myself, He can suck my dick anytime he wants and I can fuck him anytime.

Why do we have to fight, I just don't understand anymore, maybe if I fuck Kaine, maybe I can fuck @Timepace and her boyfriend. I'm so depraved and just need to fuck and them 3 are just so perfect so fine. I hope they can forgive me.

 

[VAIDS Victim]

Being emo is objectively worse than posting shock images. So is fucking dogs, so you should probably stop that.

I'm enjoying a lovely can of baked beans with my new pet rat (Spamtaro) in my double wide dumpster. Enjoy your Hungry Man turkey dinner, fatard.

Broke dick mountain strikes again

 

[Kan]

View believes I am Odd Opossum and an asian woman. His confirmation for this is that I brought up Twinkie.

 

[cosmic veteran]

Sure Josh, keep tipping that fedora hard and treating your male users like shit. That totally won't bite you in the ass down the road.

 

[Blandasf]

winnjgn. very good night

 

[Nektar Geist]

the Judge said: "Bluntly, this application was misconceived and it wasted the court's time."

 

[VAIDS Victim]

NIGGER RAPE BABIES NIGGER RAPE BABIES NIGGER RAPE BABIES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[Blandasf]

I miss google plus

 

[Chrysler Building]

I just get my news there, and I use adblocker. The fact that he's a pedophile isn't my problem.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

You're the one who's retarded, and are trying to gaslight me into thinking I wank it to lolicon.

 

[cosmic veteran]

I'm starting to notice more that the older joined dates get really pissy when they get tard-wrangled by newer users, as if they don't want to admit that they can make a mistake or two even though they're supposed to know better.

Also:
>go back to reddit
since when is telling an older user to stop being a fucking retard "reddit" behavior?

If anything Barbarella sounds like a redditor herself. "um, no sweetie, you're wrong, it's ok when I do it!" while typing out a paragraph justifying her reasoning. ZERO. SELF. AWARENESS

Literally nobody fucking cares about how you potty-train your kids. Just take the fucking "L" and move on. You sound like a fucking psychopath trying to justify why people should need to hear about how kids should be naked all the time when they are learning to potty train

The diversity in human intellect is truly amazing, just talk about your children on a website that is regularly viewed by sex offenders and pedophiles. What could happen!

 

[Crimson Fucker]

you're just part of an experiment to make me gay. Gay for who? You know. He tried to fuck me before.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

I have his dox

Daniel the dumb shit doxxed himself on the ED forum when he showed off his new dumpster.

 

[Kan]

He's sat in the dark, tons of caps of Ken's posts stuck up on the wall, dressed up like Ken, Ken wig on, thinking that he, Gargle, should be the head broom here. He's a furry. He's fucking mental.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

I really want to be fucked by a dominant women. My last girlfriend wasn't dominant for me. If anything she ghosted me for 3 nights. I lost count of how many times I jerk off because I was coping so much thinking about her. I jerked off to pictures of her, many of them. I was cumming so much I had close calls of getting my juice on my keyboard and it's very expensive. Her voice made me so horny I wanted to masturbate with her but I don't man. I really don't know what the deal is. I still haven't told her I'm friend zoning her but she doesn't give a shit. She's too busy having ego swings because she hates humans. Yeah, she told me in voice call that she wants people to die and no human would love her but here I am giving her my heart.

We had some real chemistry behind us and I know when she gets her mega computer she's going to come on this forum, track my profile and see this and yk what. I do have to admit I am kind of scared. So far I have 3 ex girlfriends working for dark lord I don't need this one working for them. She has serious mental issues and she would demand dark lord for my address so she can come to my house and confront me. She's so crazy, she even showed me her knife collection. SHE actually has a knife collection, she also showed me bird skeleton remains and she had potion bottles. I'm actually scared of her but at the same time it makes me horny because I'm into crazy women that have serious mental issues. A girl never showed me her knife collection before and when she was showing me her knife collection I had to jerk off after the voice call.

If you're reading this by the time you get your computer please don't come to my house baby. Maybe love can get off on the wrong foot right? Even in love stories advisory can turn into a good fuck session. Are you really going to come to my house and do something to me? Are you that bat shit crazy for me baby? I mean you already have knowledge of my profile and you can look at everything I do and youll find this post but you left me no choice. I really want to fuck you still, you are so hot, I do want to fuck you, if you came to my house I would fuck you. But my heart reeks and I weep. Why are you doing this to me baby. I miss you so much baby, why are you making me go crazy baby. Am I seriously fucked now because I said something about you to other people?

I just wanted a girl friend

 

[Kan]

>ITT

winnjgn. very good night

He fooled all of us. He's just pretending to be MATI.

 

[kiwifails]

Josh isn't into nigger cock, the pizza purse has been closed for business for quite a while and besides, Null wouldn't have sex with anyone who would be willing to have sex with him.

What's the Asian version of Blacked? Teriyakied? Yeah, Null wants to get teriyakied.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

I regret showing the BPD girl my penis.