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Public Figure - Niche Katelyn Rose - A Doll's Playground.
Public figures in internet culture that are predominately seen as part of the cowsphere community
Not a horrible looking young man by any means, you just gotta work on your personality my son.
Take this wisdom from a lifelong old grumpy asshole, the ladies don't like it when you talk about eating cereal out of their assholes.
Well... not until you marry them at least... I think that's what happens on honeymoons, I've never been married. Got a decent rod on me and I can eat pussy like I'm starving and it's the first food I've seen in week's, dont even get me started on my foreplay game. But I'm just so damn grumpy...
Wait what the fuck was I talking about?
Take this wisdom from a lifelong old grumpy asshole, the ladies don't like it when you talk about eating cereal out of their assholes.
Well... not until you marry them at least... I think that's what happens on honeymoons, I've never been married. Got a decent rod on me and I can eat pussy like I'm starving and it's the first food I've seen in week's, dont even get me started on my foreplay game. But I'm just so damn grumpy...
Wait what the fuck was I talking about?
He's cute.
See @AboutToBustOut ? Your days of being an incel are over. If you don't let the gay Jew savage your cheeks you're officially a volcel and have lost all street cred on r/hapas
Put him in a cock cage lmao
I'm 100% out of context posting this in random txt
Truly God has forsaken us...
Lmao
What color Chrysler do you want?
V6? V8? Straight four?
Is that a newer model? I prefer cars from the 50s through to the 80's myself.
I actually recently bought an old muscle car after decades of wanting one.
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Yandere_Theory
you really changed your pfp to your fucking face
is this some kind of high IQ play or something? cant wait when you start crying about being bullied and doxxed even more you are so retarded
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Jack
He's such a fucking JABRONI.
@Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt can we PLEASE get a "lying sack of shit" sticker?
You'll be sorry. That's gonna be one kickass Chrysler
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Jack
I'd rather have a bitchin Camaro
(Props to anyone who understood that reference without looking it up)
You're a silly Big Lizard you know that?
He's the homie but his scrote only hangs a skinks worth of shooters tbh
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Jack
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Yandere_Theory
translation
"Hi. I'm so cute UwU. Also, my haters were right all along. I do beat the system and get paid to sit on my ass all day while being given your tax dollars that you work hard for. Fuck working, fuck being normal. I like wasting my life away."
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Jack
If you ever have used UwU in a conversation any other way than saying "UwU is what faggots say", then you deserve to be decimated.
And I mean that traditionally. I mean you should be beaten to death by nine Roman soldiers with clubs.
Once again homie that's not some own. She looks like a scene kid. She could look like a weird Asian Indian hybrid, would that be better?
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Jack
The only rape victim logic around here is what your mother had when she chose to give birth to you after ching chong forced himself on her
69epicgamer69
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>decades
Ok BOOMER
Well yeah I've wanted one since I was little. I wish I was a boomer, I could be retired and own my own house.
