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That's different, people mistakenly read you as a woman because of your avatar and you corrected them. This fucking guy on the other hand openly admitted from the very start that he's a man but is now expecting everyone to just spontaneously forget his admissions about being a man, just so he can continue to perpetrate his tradthot LARP before Null, as well as all the women who unwittingly joined his Man Hate thread. His avatar, which is a feminized version of a picture of Null, is meant to reinforce his LARP of him being "a female Null".
You know Didl is reading that thread one handed.
 
Lidl pretends to know what conservative men do:

From the MATI thread, NotNull and Null.
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Just a moment...

"Conservative men are out there going to church, watching football and hunting deer", he literally has no fucking idea what conservative people do on a daily basis and can only repeat stereotypes he read on 4chan, which is where Lidl admitted starting out before KF - which I find hard to believe because if 4chan were the ones who taught Lidl how to convincingly LARP online, they either did a piss-poor job at teaching the next generation of "newfags" or Lidl was too busy gooning off to pay attention when they were teaching him.
 
Lidl pretends to know what conservative men do:



"Conservative men are out there going to church, watching football and hunting deer", he literally has no fucking idea what conservative people do on a daily basis and can only repeat stereotypes he read on 4chan, which is where Lidl admitted starting out before KF - which I find hard to believe because if 4chan were the ones who taught Lidl how to convincingly LARP online, they either did a piss-poor job at teaching the next generation of "newfags" or Lidl was too busy gooning off to pay attention when they were teaching him.
You can really tell Didl is an incel man here cause that is the type of fantasy that sexless men have.

"Oh when I find my IRL anime waifu everything will be perfect"
 
What is it about closeted faggots like Lidl not being able to accept a simple, "no, you cannot date straight men as a gay man, even when you're tradthot-LARPing, which you do very poorly anyway":

What is it about you faggots and not being able to accept the word "no"? I'm hoping you are just emotionally stunted children who were never told no by mommy and not the more sinister sexpest types who think no actually means yes because of the creepy hentai you watch. But I think that it's probably the latter tbh.

We shouldn't even hear about these clout-chasing anime pedo-panderers, but you guys bring it into the thread, fully knowing that it annoys everyone and Null will never talk to them, no matter how much you beg. This is why everyone hates ya'll.


"Why should Null suck up to a rapist who dates pedophiles?", for the same reason he sucks up to a closeted homosexual pretending to be a woman while roping along literally all the unsuspecting women on KF just for the sake of his tradthot-LARP:

Uhmmm isn't Mumkey a fucking rapist who had sex with that pedophile bitch that he ruined his relationship for while she was passed out on drugs and filmed it? Pretty sure I remember that correctly. Why exactly should Null suck up to a rapist who dates pedophiles? If Rusty Cage wants to talk to Null he can reach out himself, he seems to be aware of KF and MATI.

 
What is it about closeted faggots like Lidl not being able to accept a simple, "no, you cannot date straight men as a gay man, even when you're tradthot-LARPing, which you do very poorly anyway":
Untrue, if you keep a straight guy locked in your basement just long enough, he'll eventually date a gay man.
 
I was going to reply to one of my previous posts, but i can't seem to find it MIT went so wrong along the lines of:
How would Lidl Troon know such obscure lore like the name of Josh's cat?

I looked into it more and it looks as though the only post ever on Kiwifarms that mentions Josh having a cat named Stewie is from Lidl Drip. I don't recall Josh ever mentioning any of his previous streams so this can truly be some obscure lore from the oldfag/discord days (showing that Lidl Troon gets a pass from Josh to mess with people, like Dynastia, because he sees oldfags as his irl friends) or he's a liar (or simply Josh himself) which is also possible given his baseless lies about my OF gf @The Gays From LA
 
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I am 100% convinced that Lidl created the Man Hate thread, not as a white power version of r/FemaleDatingStrategy, but mainly as gay conversion therapy for himself. Every time that Lidl feels the need to download Grindr and find a nearby dick, he'll repress the urge by going into the Man Hate thread, where he reminds himself how men are so filthy and disgusting men are, and how wrong his desire of a man is. "Oh no, imagine if I invited this guy to my flat, and then I pull his pants down to play with his ass, the moment I part his butt-cheeks, he stinks up the room with his unwashed shit-smeared dirty filthy ass-crack! HORRIBLE! This is the fate of a gay man today!". This is what Lidl needs to tell himself to stay away from men. Lidl can only avoid men if he's absolutely mortified and disgusted by them. The TERFs on KF are merely providing him fuel for the fire.
Oh, my bow, are the heathens from the bad side comin' over to stick their penises in our ears and sing Lady Gaga?

 
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I looked into it more and it looks as though the only post ever on Kiwifarms that mentions Josh having a cat named Stewie is from Lidl Drip. I don't recall Josh ever mentioning any of his previous streams
I told you, Null mentioned the dead cat's name on MATI, I too heard it there.

BTW, I think I found the source of these bullshit accusations of me sending Null voicemails: the MATI people were debating whether Null should do call-ins again like in the early MATI/Midnight Mad episodes. The anti-social moral police fundamentalists decreed that they only want to hear Dear Leader speak, that only parasocial stans like call-ins and would call-in just to waste everyone's time:

I disliked call-ins because you’d get some fat wannabe e-celeb nobody calling in or some retard who failed to be funny.


Only highly parasocial fucks like call-ins. A majority of the call-ins in the old days made my skin crawl. If you're gonna have call-ins, have people call in with something to say that's related to the content in your stream that you're not terribly knowledgeable about. Think, for example, when you had emspex call in on the ALR stream.


Nothing destroys interest in a livestream quite like call-ins from utter nobodies. Their mics suck, they'll have speech impediments or obnoxious accents, and they have no sense of when to interject and when to give others the floor. People can contribute in other ways besides having their voices represented on the streams.

It's different when it's a stream appearance by Destiny, Nick Rekieta, Ethan Ralph, or Turkey Tom. They enhance the show. No amount of vetting could make a call-in by KF poster #418 an enhancement to the stream.

Viewer call-ins are a means of grifting the parasocial freaks in the audience by making them feel more involved.


Let me tell you right now, you are going to get the most Melvin sounding mouth breathers calling in and talking about either sonic or eugenics. It is going to be fucking embarrassing and as someone that watches the stream for entertainment, you should absolutely do it.

However as your parasocial cultist, it's not a great idea. It's going to annoy you badly and you will have it clipped and sent to your "detractors".


The fundamentalist moral police that is the most recent MATI audience hates the idea of Null talking to anyone that isn't them, so they were trying to talk him out of accepting live calls again, because God forbid someone would call in and challenge Null's far-right radicalization. Didl and Dynastia are perpetrating the lie of me having tried to talk to Null directly (which literally never happened, I never called up his public number, it was only e-mails between us), they are perpetrating this lie because the thought of Null ever talking to someone like me directly (as if I would want to waste my time trying to talk a hater out of his hatred, LMAO, let the fucker stew and marinate in his hate), that is particularly unbearable to them. These zealots want to have a monopoly on Null's thought process, as these zealots always do.

And guess who eventually joins the dogpile to express his objection to anyone talking to Null, while he himself is still failing at his voice feminization classes and could never pass as a tradthot over the phone?

It would just be mouthbreathing jimcels calling in to ask about Joshs favorite anime while giggling like schoolgirls and schizos like Elaine calling in to scream "YOUR AUDIENCE DESERVES THE TRUTH ABOUT YOU BEING A PEEEDOUGHFILE!!! REMEMBER THE 6 GORILLION ON BLOCKLAND!!" And maybe some awkward parasocials like the sit-on-your-face-Josh guy making unwanted advances. Call ins suck unless its a lolcow or an interesting person being interviewed.


I still think the sit-on-your-face-Josh guy has a better chance than Lidl ever will.

Here's another funny part of the MATI thread, there Lidl goes into moral police mode at the mere idea of Null watching Fritz the Cat:

The Fritz the Cat movie sounds like straight up furry porn from the parents guide section on IMDB, why are you guys trying to make Null watch it?


"Why are you guys tring to make Null watch it?", because compos mentis adults can watch something innocuous like an adult political satire cartoon feature without getting triggered or being influenced by it? This fear of animations is pure OCD you guys, and it's the OCD of a faggot who has to constantly check on himself so that others around him don't figure out he really is a homosexual, not realizing he's already given himself away with every fucking word he says.

"Fritz the Cat is literally Dzooz getting to be racist while white people are punished for the same", LMAOOO:

The author of the original comic left his wife and child to go live in San Francisco and do LSD. The comic is clearly based on his life as a deadbeat druggie. It's just degeneracy and idk why people are pretending it's based just because the jews who made it added in some racially charged humor because.. well they can and they find it funny that they can get away with it while the goyim can't.

This is literally just Jews laughing at dumb Americans giving them more money. Not a "le based naming the jew" moment.


Hey, wait, how does Lidl know there are orgies in Fritz the Cat? 🤨

Pretty sure there were no orgies in Peter Cottontail.

You just couldn't resist, could you Lidl? Hope you weren't disappointed it was Fritz with girls instead of Fritz with boys, I know the latter is more your thing.
 
The anti-social moral police fundamentalists decreed that they only want to hear Dear Leader speak, that only parasocial stans like call-ins and would call-in just to waste everyone's time:
TBF, they generally are. See: Plodwinson call ins.
Hope you weren't disappointed it was Fritz with girls instead of Fritz with boys, I know the latter is more your thing.
Another TBF, FTC is pretty shit. Still... If FTC is Furry Porn... what is the Kwiffar take on Bambi, Watership Down, Daffy Duck?
 
Remember this anti-weeb rant from Lidl in the MATI thread?

Kill weebs. Behead weebs. Roundhouse kick a weebs into the concrete. Slam dunk a weeb baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy animes. Defecate in a weebs food. Launch weebs into the sun. Stir fry weebs in a wok. Toss weebs into active volcanoes. Urinate into a weebs gas tank. Judo throw weebs into a wood chipper. Twist weebs heads off. Report weebs to the IRS. Karate chop weebs in half. Trap weebs in quicksand. Crush weebs in the trash compactor. Liquefy weebs in a vat of acid. Eat weebs. Dissect weebs. Exterminate weebs in the gas chamber. Stomp weebs skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate weebs in the oven. Lobotomize weebs. Drown weebs in fried chicken grease. Vaporize weebs with a ray gun. Kick old weebs down the stairs. Feed weebs to alligators. Slice weebs with a katana.

https://archive.ph/oLTNu#selection-3403.1-3403.786

Someone literally just superchatted Null on MATI to post a variation of this but it's about anime instead of weebs:

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So, is "Moneyman" Lidl or just someone who appropriated his anti-weeb rant? (Though I bet Lidl's rant was itself pilfered, if anyone has the original source please post.)
 
Remember this anti-weeb rant from Lidl in the MATI thread?
Someone literally just superchatted Null on MATI to post a variation of this but it's about anime instead of weebs:

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So, is "Moneyman" Lidl or just someone who appropriated his anti-weeb rant? (Though I bet Lidl's rant was itself pilfered, if anyone has the original source please post.)
Lidl didn't make the copypaste, it's a copypasta loosely re-worded.

Here's a version for elder-scrolls.
 
One thing I am absolutely sure when it comes to Lidl's repressed homosexuality is that he's sadist, but only a sadist by proxy. Meaning, he cannot actually top or dominate anyone, but he loves watching his mancrush Null verbally dominate others. Nothing gets Lidl off like watching Null verbally dominate other men.

Lidl does not hide his enthusiasm at the fantasy of Null anally raping Dick Masterson. This isn't just idle metaphor here, this is what Lidl actually wants to see Null do to Masterson:

Holy shit Null raping Juju the cow live on stream right now. Absolute kino content. 🍿

Imagine being so fucking closeted that this is the closest you allow yourself to get to indulging your repressed homosexual sadism:

Holy shit Null is ON FIRE today, two roasts in one stream. We are spoiled.

Didl telling on himself again:

It's funny how both Dick and Nick are obviously and publicly miserable in their relationships with their women and would kill to be bachelors with no responsibilities until of course they see a chance to dab on Null for being single. "Hey Null, you want to end up like me? Just let me hook you up with a BPD woman and you can suffer same as we do!"

Dick's gf is confirmed BPD btw, lel.

But wait, how does Lidl know with such certainty that Null is single? :unsure: The mere fact that Lidl gloating over the fact that two men, who unlike Lidl actually knew Null, appearing to be miserable while in relationships with women, at the same time insisting that straight men secretly want to be "bachelors with no responsibilities".... that's Lidl giving away his true homosexual desires right there. being a "bachelor with no responsibilities" is what Lidl himself wants. But Lidl knows that actually being one is a bad look on a far right forum where everyone is trad-LARP about having the most picture-perfect nuclear family life AFK, so Lidl tradthot-LARPs.

This post is rather interesting though, because this is Lidl admitting that he was reading all of the Chudbuds leaks looking for the juicy bits pertaining Null:

When Poast got hacked all the DMs were leaked and I remember a DM between Borzoi and Graf where Borzoi asks Graf to get Null to remove dox for him cause "You guys are friends so maybe he will do it for you!" and Graf already told him Null probably won't do it. Graf was sweeping it up for the podcast race on Poast. If it was their enemies getting doxes he didn't care. He even doxed Ralph himself.


If Lidl supposedly respects Null's privacy so much, and hates all those nosey anime weeb MATI simps desperately trying to be parasocial with... why the fuck was Lidl reading other people's DMs about/with Null?
 
One thing I am absolutely sure when it comes to Lidl's repressed homosexuality is that he's sadist, but only a sadist by proxy. Meaning, he cannot actually top or dominate anyone, but he loves watching his mancrush Null verbally dominate others. Nothing gets Lidl off like watching Null verbally dominate other men.

Lidl does not hide his enthusiasm at the fantasy of Null anally raping Dick Masterson. This isn't just idle metaphor here, this is what Lidl actually wants to see Null do to Masterson:



Imagine being so fucking closeted that this is the closest you allow yourself to get to indulging your repressed homosexual sadism:



Didl telling on himself again:



But wait, how does Lidl know with such certainty that Null is single? :unsure: The mere fact that Lidl gloating over the fact that two men, who unlike Lidl actually knew Null, appearing to be miserable while in relationships with women, at the same time insisting that straight men secretly want to be "bachelors with no responsibilities".... that's Lidl giving away his true homosexual desires right there. being a "bachelor with no responsibilities" is what Lidl himself wants. But Lidl knows that actually being one is a bad look on a far right forum where everyone is trad-LARP about having the most picture-perfect nuclear family life AFK, so Lidl tradthot-LARPs.

This post is rather interesting though, because this is Lidl admitting that he was reading all of the Chudbuds leaks looking for the juicy bits pertaining Null:



If Lidl supposedly respects Null's privacy so much, and hates all those nosey anime weeb MATI simps desperately trying to be parasocial with... why the fuck was Lidl reading other people's DMs about/with Null?
He's a cuck that likes to watch others have bdsm sex while he plays with his flaccid dick he can't get up due to low T and all the estrogen mimicking hormones he consumes.
 
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