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The Gays From LA

The Gays From LA Took My K.Flay Away
Hellovan Onion
Didn't Spooky do the same?
Like I said, I am not familiar with Spooky Bones at all. I know who Isabella Yanke is, from having seen the Turkey Tom documentary, but I don't know about Spooky Bones. @Empresa are you perhaps familiar with the Spooky Bones lore? I read that this Spooky Bones person was heavily involved Isabella Yanke and even controlled a subforum on KF? How exactly was he involved? Did Spooky Bones help Yanke with her manipulation of Chris Chan, or did he help expose her?

Friendly reminder: this far-right closeted gay man LARPing as a woman in the MATI thread really is a man, and it plainly shows every time he posts anything:

Sounds interesting, too bad it has Venti doing her ear-grating fake little girl voice in it and is therefore unwatchable.

Lidl pretends to be a feminist tradthot... but then he also hates Brittany Venti, who is yet... another feminist tradthot? How does that work? How are these two tradthots not colleagues? Oh right, Lidl is actually a gaycel misogynist, just like Nick Fuentes, but he LARPs at being the opposite and pretends to be an advocate for women, who nevertheless refers to 99% of them as "whores".

Lidl talking about himself, admitting that he frequents gaycel spaces online:

I have encountered many Incels Gaycels on the internet and they are literally a hivemind that repeats the same old lines from their Incel Gaycel bible over and over and over again. Not a single one of them is capable of having an original thought and not a single one can deviate from the bullshit narrative they come up with in their echo chambers enough to have a real discussion. It's literally like talking to the same person but with avatars from different animes.

I bet this is how Lidl feels about wanting Null to be his Eric Cartman cupid:

Ethan Ralph has a sex tape, two children and has been married twice and yet Incels still pretend like you have to be Brad Pitt to get laid.

You don't have to be Brad Pitt, Lidl. You have to be more a young, attractive, impossibly prissy woman, but you're not and never will be one, since you're really a man, so though shit. Plenty of other cranky, hairy Eric Cartmen outthere who can fill up the Null-sized hole in your... blackened rotten heart that someone needs to rip out of your chest and hold before your eyes so you can see how black and rotten it is before you die (in Minecraft, OK, only consensually and with agreed upon safe words).

He sounds so unintentionally wistful when he posts shit like this:

Everyone knows that unless you upload a sextape of yourself thumbing a girls anus, you likely aren't having sex. Because who would have sex and not share it with the entire internet? Exactly.

Lidl Drip is a closeted homosexual man LARPing as a woman on the MATI thread BTW, that's why he has issues with men criticizing his IRL Eric Cartman substitute in Null, instead of competing with Lidl for Null's advances.

Vingle is a homosexual man btw, that's why he has issues with straight men simping for women instead of plundering his bootyhole.

Wait, what the fuck was Lidl doing at the kid's section of the bookstore checking out the manga?! (Also, "most normal people", LMAO! Bitch, look at yourself, you're a fucking Nick Fuentes clone but without the AF Party, you're anything but "normal", you sick fuck)

Any bookstore I ever been to had manga in the kid's/young adult section. Most normal people just see a cartoon and characters that look childlike and think it's for kids.

Ah yeah, just a normal closeted gay man LARPing as a chick online to catch the attention of his very straight(?!) mancrush. Nothing to see here but pure lolcowery.

Ah yeah, just normal "cultural differences". Nothing to see here.

I'm gonna take a wild guess and assume these were all super popular Eric Cartman on South Park clips on 4chan where Lidl hung out for most of his youth.

I'm gonna take a wild guess and assume these were all super popular animes on 4chan where Null hung out for most of his youth.

BTW, here's the MATI thread discussing the culture war between the "man hate" and "woman hate" threads:


LMAO at the Kiwi at the bottom of this page suggesting these two threads should be merged, what a great idea!
 
Reason: Lidl is not normal

Nektar Geist

An Onion Among Onions
Lidl pretends to be a feminist tradthot...
Yes?
but then he also hates Brittany Venti, who is yet...
Uh huh?
another feminist tradthot?
Well, that's a role she's hired to play. The Most Base'd Black Man (mastermind of 9/11, killer of Kevin Samuels) just does what the ear piece tells her to do.
How does that work?
Lidl said it was the voice, which I can get, but y'know, if whiney nasal autistic voices turn you off..., so that's the answer. Oooooooorrrr, Brittles has caught the similarly spaced eyes of the broom. Hence, the ire ELaine has shown Venti. Brittany, to her credit, psychologically buck broke Sargon, even Plodwinson couldn't do that, and had to resort to smearing poor Sargon.
How are these two tradthots not colleagues?
Ask Jessix. jk. Really tho, Britters is "a bit temperamental", and for all of Lidl's cheeky bravado, what with getting under Elaine's dry, almost translucent skin (other as well, I note), but BVULTRA is a whole different kettle of fish. If forced into an office based space sharing exercise, Lidl would bail. They probably aren't taller than her, and Brit has guns.
Oh right, Lidl is actually a gaycel misogynist, just like Nick Fuentes
Oh yeah, and there was that really awkward interview with Effluentes.
99% of them as "whores".
That's a bit stiff. 81, 82... 86% tops. Oldest profession, you know?

So... You're trying to start a beef with Lidl? How's that going?
 

Nektar Geist

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The Gays From LA

The Gays From LA Took My K.Flay Away
Hellovan Onion
For those of you who are unaware, here's the subreddit that Lidl studied so he could better pass as a tradthot on the "Man Hate" thread - but he never passes and he still can't help but expose himself to be the man he really is. This subreddit is where Lidl plagiarizes 99% of his talking points from, about how he has to shame men for their sexuality to push "the freaks" back into the closet:


If you read some of the posts here, you will see how almost everything Lidl has ever posted in Man Hate was pilfered from these very posts. Lidl doesn't have a single original thought in his 4chan-fried brain and merely regurgitates whatever he reads on boards and subreddits or hears on far-right podcasts.

https://www.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/z9f9bq
https://www.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/f83a5t
https://www.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/u6uj1c
https://www.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/kthm8t

What racist dumbfuck bottombitch Lidl doesn't know, or choses to ignore, is that /r/FemaleDatingStrategy is actually based on a podcast that is run by two progressive black women, one in the US and the other in the UK, whose audience is also overwhelmingly the women of colour that Lidl hates so much and degrades constantly.


He is literally appropriating the viewpoints of two black feminists and their POC audience, but parsing it through all the far-right RaHoWa talking points that he has copied from Null. Lidl takes something that was meant to be a critique of liberal upper-class white feminist celebration of violent pornography as empowering, and perverts that critique into a homophobic misandric attack to justify his own hatred of himself.

Next time you see Lidl post like this anywhere on KF, just head over to /r/FemaleDatingStrategy to check out the latest post that he's directly copy-pasting from, his only personalization to the pilfered text being some racist bullshit he borrowed from Null or Varg Vikernes or whatever far right grifter he's keeping himself from masturbating to this week:


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The Gays From LA

The Gays From LA Took My K.Flay Away
Hellovan Onion
I have a song for Nick, I mean, for Lidl, and other closeted far-right homosexuals like them:


Some say that 3322 is a Josh sock.

They're the same person

Holy shit, I think you're right imao.

This is just gross. It is no longer just a hehe bit when Lidl/Null has this info on hand. Null is trying to make it look to Kiwis like he has a GF because he wants to go against Dick Masterson and Nick Rekieta but they just keep calling him an autsitic virgin in not so many words.

Please Josh... Just fucking get an AI girlfriend like the rest of the omega autists, it be less fucking autistic than this.

OK, this is my response to the "Lidl is Josh/Lidl is Josh pretending to have a forum girlfriend" post.

I do not for a moment believe that Null sincerely believes this bottombitch is a real woman or that he's going along with this dump unconvincing LARP that Lidl is his forum girlfriend because that's mutual, no fucking way. According to one of the posts in this thread, Lidl, back when he was 3322 or Spooky Bones and was also LAPRing as a woman on KF, supposedly claimed to be a single mother of two. There is no fucking way Null would hook up with a woman who described themselves as being that.

That'd be funny. Why a druggie like him pretended to be a woman with two kids is beyond me. Changing a few personal details online is not a bad idea to avoid being doxxed (i.e. where you are from, what you do for life), but why he'd bother to do this long game of nothing is perplexing.

Null plainly said on MATI that he considers single women with children to be "spoiled fruit". Null was brainwashed by CRP, his relationships guru, that a self-respecting man should never stoop to raising children that aren't his own flesh and blood. Null doesn't view children as their own individuals but as a another man's possessions. Null is so fucking extreme in his far right CRP bullshit, that he thinks that anyone with an adopted child is a cuck just because they're raising someone else's child. On top of this, Null perpetrates the stereotype of (black) stepfathers having no qualms about raping children that aren't their own, because men are inherently sexual predators (as if biological fathers have never raped their own children). Null basically admits that if he got with a woman and she already had a child, Null would rape that child just because it's not technically his own. Null said that the only non-nuclear configuration he's willing to accept is a woman who is a widower with kids and a man who is a widower with kids, and then the two widowers getting together to combine their existing families into recreate a nuclear family... which is some bullshit edge-casing, because they're both still raising someone else's kid. So no, Null would never agree to date a single mother of two, which is apparently what Lidl LARPs as being on the forum. Null thinks it's beneath him to raise some other man's children for him, because Null doesn't view children as their own individual persons, but views children as mere extentions of another man's dick. It's an extremely irrational and dehumanizing view of anyone who grew up with a single parent or step-parents or adoptive parents. But that's the extremely cruel and dehumanizing view that Null, himself the product of a single mom, feels the need to perpetrate in order to assert his superiority over others.

Has Lidl ever even attempted to make a joke? He seems to be all business from my perspective. Even before he was dead set on the rape fiction gimmick he was mostly just posting surface level observations without any humor. Not a bad poster just not at all memorable or entertaining.

I suspect so many people think that Null himself is Lidl because Null is so obviously in on the joke, so they think he's personally behind it. I don't really know what the joke is, as someone else's said in this thread Lidl isn't really funny, I guess it's that KF's own resident Nick Fuentes 2.0 is going around telling all the men on the forum that he hates them and they are all disgusting chomos who don't wipe their ass after taking a shit*. Null has a very juvenile sense of humour and I guess this is all highly amusing to him.

*BTW, the original post that Lidl plagiarized when posted that ridiculous claim about men not wiping their asses after taking a shit, that was directly lifted from a screen of a post from a TERF on Ovarit, that was cross-posted in the TERFs thread on KF. However, as with everything that Lidl appropriates from these feminist websites, the original post was actually about homophobia: it was about a young guy who had an anal fixation who was so terrified of being a gay, that he supposedly refused to touch his own ass in any way, even just to wipe his asshole after taking a shit, because he feared that him touching his own asshole to clean himself up would make him gay. We don't know if this was a troll or a real story, but the misandrists on Ovarit took it to be true and reposted it on their forum to show how disgusting and uncivilized men are, that they would walk around with a shit-smeared asshole for fear of being gay. I bet Lild latched onto this particular post because the idea of men not wiping their asses is a major turn-off for a closeted homosexual like him, so that idea helps him repress his desire for gay sex. I very vividly recall seeing that post in the TERF thread on KF, if someone has time and access I am sure you can find it and see for yourself that Lidl was again plagiarizing something from the feminist online fora he studies to pass as a woman.
 
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KampungBoy

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There is no fucking way Null would hook up with a woman who described themselves as being that.
Haha Null would take any pussy that came his way regardless of his so called morals. Everything Null says is just theater. He is a libertarian one day, a wignat the next and a radical feminist twice on thursdays. Litterally nothing the guy says about himself is real.
 

VAIDS Victim

Cumsock Dodger
An Onion Among Onions
it was about a young guy who had an anal fixation who was so terrified of being a gay, that he supposedly refused to touch his own ass in any way, even just to wipe his asshole after taking a shit, because he feared that him touching his own asshole to clean himself up would make him gay. We don't know if this was a troll or a real story, but the misandrists on Ovarit took it to be true and reposted it on their forum to show how disgusting and uncivilized men are, that they would walk around with a shit-smeared asshole for fear of being gay.
That story was from Reddit originally and went viral. Most likely made up.
 

The Gays From LA

The Gays From LA Took My K.Flay Away
Hellovan Onion
Ohai Lidl, I know you're hate-lurking here. You said you've watched every MATI episode. Did you like this part?


"Candace Owens is the only nigger I would fuck. She's really pretty for a black girl. I'm just throwing it out there, in case Candace Owens is listening and likes racist white men. Which I guess she does, I mean, look at the people she associates with." - Null.

Ohai Null, I'm sure you're here hate-lurking too, but you should know Candace Owens only likes uncut men, so you're out I'm afraid:


Poor Lidl, his far-right internet crush openly admitted he would rather fuck a black woman conservative pundit before he'd fuck a "knocked up white single mom of two from Belgium" or whatever his tradthot LARP is.

Oh well, there's always convicted killer Varg Vikernes as a back-up simping option for Lidl, who actually serves two white slave masters at the same time:

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Nektar Geist

An Onion Among Onions
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The trouble the broom deals with. Everyday. It's true that joshy does have to put up with a lot of shit... buuuuut... It's trouble he's entirely brought on himself. And sometimes his mum. I mean, we are being a little revisionist (as is the leftist wont) here. It's not just trannies, and it wasn't trannies to begin with. It's hardly a smear, y'know, considering the brooms part time stance on free speech.

But 10/10 brown nose post there, buddy.

 

BurnerAccount333

Straightest Gay
Hellovan Onion
OK, this is my response to the "Lidl is Josh/Lidl is Josh pretending to have a forum girlfriend" post.

I do not for a moment believe that Null sincerely believes this bottombitch is a real woman or that he's going along with this dump unconvincing LARP that Lidl is his forum girlfriend because that's mutual, no fucking way. According to one of the posts in this thread, Lidl, back when he was 3322 or Spooky Bones and was also LAPRing as a woman on KF, supposedly claimed to be a single mother of two. There is no fucking way Null would hook up with a woman who described themselves as being that.
The actual likelihood of Lidl being Josh is only based on circumstantial evidence, meaning useless.
I'll admit that though...
  • His points feel like copypastes of Josh
  • His writing style feel similar
  • The constant showing up between Lidl then Josh, and Josh then Lidl
  • etc
All of that is purely speculation and gossip, but I get it.
My joke was that they are so similar, and I still pray that it's just Null. The world is not ready for the gay autism of Lidl X Josh.
 

VAIDS Victim

Cumsock Dodger
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Oh well, there's always convicted killer Varg Vikernes as a back-up simping option for Lidl, who actually serves two white slave masters at the same time:
Internet white supremacists are such losers, simping for a coward like Varg, who stabbed an innocent man over 20 times with no weapon on him. The man he killed, Euronymous, was a "mongoloid" (part Asian) according to Varg because he had dark hair but he actually wasn't, he was just Norwegian. Dissection dedicated their first album, "The Somberlain" to him.
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Lidl is not going to get that bussy because Varg has a French wife and a ton of keeds out in the country.
 

youthful_ shannel

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Internet white supremacists are such losers, simping for a coward like Varg, who stabbed an innocent man over 20 times with no weapon on him. The man he killed, Euronymous, was a "mongoloid" (part Asian) according to Varg because he had dark hair but he actually wasn't, he was just Norwegian. Dissection dedicated their first album, "The Somberlain" to him.
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Lidl is not going to get that bussy because Varg has a French wife and a ton of keeds out in the country.
lol, we all know white people are the master race, stop playin!
 

Nektar Geist

An Onion Among Onions
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Wymbyms are more passive aggressive... js. Perhaps Lidl needs to broaden their experience. Beyond only ever posting on Commie Farms, and watching MATI. That's sounds like something TGFLA would do. Ofc, not anymore. In MY experience (which is largely a IRL experience) the saying "Hell hath no fury, like a woman scorned" is based. I mean, Sharon Osbourne.

Maybe Lidl only knows/wants to know gay men (which is what Lidl is really describing here). Would make sense.
 
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