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Null/Kiwifarms Satire & Speculation Lidl Drip

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Unrelated: I've seen white supremacists legitimately get sad when you remind them their ideology demands they fuck white woman.
It really makes you question why they even believe in their ideology.

Internet white supremacists are such losers, simping for a coward like Varg, ...
I've actually never seen anyone but metalheads simp for Varg. Still Varg is quite exceptional for how much he got into black metal, and black metal's community is known for being a bit edgy. I'll share a highlight.
  • In 1992, Vikernes, along with other members of the scene, was suspected of burning down four Christian churches in Norway. Vikernes denied committing the arsons, though he supported them.
  • In the anonymous interview, "Count Grishnackh" (Vikernes) claimed to have burnt the churches and killed a man in Lillehammer.[38] BT journalist Finn Bjørn Tønder set up a meeting with Count Grishnackh with help from the friends. The journalists were summoned to an apartment and reportedly warned that they would be shot if the police were called.[38] There, Vikernes and his companions told the journalists that they had burnt the churches, or knew who had done it, and said that the attacks would continue. They claimed to be devil worshippers and said: "Our intention is to spread fear and devilry [...] that is why we are telling this to Bergens Tidende." They gave the journalists details about the arsons that hadn't been released to the press, so BT spoke with the police before publishing it, who confirmed these details.[38]
  • According to Vikernes, the anonymous interview was planned by himself and Euronymous. The goal, he says, was to scare people, promote black metal, and get more customers for Helvete.[39] At the time, Burzum was about to release the Aske mini-album.[38] Some of the other scene members were also arrested and questioned, but all were released for lack of evidence.[38] Jørn Inge Tunsberg of Hades said that the interview had "grave consequences" for the rest of the scene and that they did not know he was going to talk to the press, as "he had said nothing". He added that they became "bloody angry" and he, Tunsberg, was "pissed off".[40]
  • Norwegian magazine Rock Furore published an interview with Vikernes in February 1993. In it, he said of the prison system: "It's much too nice here. It's not hell at all. In this country prisoners get a bed, toilet and shower. It's completely ridiculous. I asked the police to throw me in a real dungeon, and also encouraged them to use violence".[41] He was released in March for lack of evidence.[38]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Varg_Vikernes#cite_note-LoC95-97-38
tl;dr claimed he burned down a bunch of churches and then told a journalist he was a devil worshiper. Telling the journalist repeatedly: I will fucking kill you if you involve cops. When he was held in prison he complained that they were too nice and not evil enough.
 
I am going to allow my favourite new political lolcow Dylan Burns, himself a proud and out gay man from the same State of Maryland as Null, explain this to Lidl who unlike Dylan is a closeted far-right homosexual who subjects himself to misandry on a daily basis as a way to repress his gay urges:


I am 100% convinced that Lidl created the Man Hate thread, not as a white power version of r/FemaleDatingStrategy, but mainly as gay conversion therapy for himself. Every time that Lidl feels the need to download Grindr and find a nearby dick, he'll repress the urge by going into the Man Hate thread, where he reminds himself how men are so filthy and disgusting men are, and how wrong his desire of a man is. "Oh no, imagine if I invited this guy to my flat, and then I pull his pants down to play with his ass, the moment I part his butt-cheeks, he stinks up the room with his unwashed shit-smeared dirty filthy ass-crack! HORRIBLE! This is the fate of a gay man today!". This is what Lidl needs to tell himself to stay away from men. Lidl can only avoid men if he's absolutely mortified and disgusted by them. The TERFs on KF are merely providing him fuel for the fire.

Lidl is not going to get that bussy because Varg has a French wife and a ton of keeds out in the country.
IKR, Varg Vikernes is already married with kids in France so I guess Lidl went for Null as the other option, the lower hanging fruit as it were. Still aiming too high. Years ago I read the Michael Moynihan's book Lords of Chaos and eventually got to see the film based on the book. It's disturbing to watch a bunch of modern Nordic youth growing up in comfort and prosperity pretend to "go native" in the most destructive ways they can.

Speaking of France, Lidl's LARP on KF is apparently that he's a single mom of two living in Belgium. If there's an actual Belgian Kiwi who speaks both Flamish and French then I hope they'll slip into Lidl's DMs and try to chat him up in both languages at the same time to see if he can actually respond IRT without using GoogleTranslate. Hell, I don't know if Varg has learned French in France but if he has, maybe he can log into KF and test Lidl on his alleged French just for the lulz. That would be so awesome, Varg trolling Lidl in French and Lidl not knowing what to respond because he doesn't understand a word and GoogleTranslate is all screwy.
 
Hey, I didn't see this, LMAO!

Unflattering depiction of Trollcow nemesis and Kiwi Farms user, Lidl Drip created by koj1rro

Did she actually do this Livestream? @Empresa is this available anywhere? It's not up on her Odysee:

Stream in the next few days coming up about the one and only… Lidl Drip, as we go over his time on Bluelight forum, multiple sock accounts, pedophilia and drug habits.

I hadn't seen these tweet by Elaine on Lidl Drip, LMAO, I love how persistent Elaine is about Lidl being a man in these:

Oh my god @SekturKing Lidl drip took my Fembot post seriously
Lord have mercy.

He’s the only one who doesn’t act like a Troon sex pest, e.g. Lidl Drip/Spooky Bones is a man who’s larped as a woman for over 10 years online now. Probably 90% of KF are mtf troons. I prefer the 10% who aren’t.

Lidl Drip is an insane Kiwi Farmer and pedophile, who is literally the worst projector you’ll ever meet. He’s admitted to being a man multiple times yet recently just tried to force people to forget that, and pretend to be a woman anyway. He’s vile.

Who is Lidl Drip anyways? Someone has been sending me these insane posts where they keep telling people I work for you? Its all very very dumb and I need to understand why this is happening.

Oh god. Personal request. Can you redraw the classic hanging from a rope Troon but with Lidl Drip as the Troon? Thanks UwU

"hanging from a rope Troon but with Lidl Drip" is literally Didl after he discovered that Null has a convenient escape clause on his racism for whenever he wants to fuck pretty niggergurls.

And to answer this tweet, Null mentioned his cat's name on MATI, but that was the one that died when Null's mom's boyfriend burned down their house. Null left the house and didn't bother to take the cat with him when he left, so the cat died from the smoke:

How would Lidl Troon be aware of obscure lore like the name Josh's cat?
 
Hey, I didn't see this, LMAO!

Unflattering depiction of Trollcow nemesis and Kiwi Farms user, Lidl Drip created by koj1rro

Did she actually do this Livestream? @Empresa is this available anywhere? It's not up on her Odysee:



I hadn't seen these tweet by Elaine on Lidl Drip, LMAO, I love how persistent Elaine is about Lidl being a man in these:











"hanging from a rope Troon but with Lidl Drip" is literally Didl after he discovered that Null has a convenient escape clause on his racism for whenever he wants to fuck pretty niggergurls.

And to answer this tweet, Null mentioned his cat's name on MATI, but that was the one that died when Null's mom's boyfriend burned down their house. Null left the house and didn't bother to take the cat with him when he left, so the cat died from the smoke:
She was just baiting , stream never happened
 
Let's explore more examples from the MATI thread - apparently the only other thread where he's active besides the chat room and the Man Hate thread - of Lidl blatantly telling on his closeted gay self, envying women with men, being perfectly sane and together overall:

Kill weebs. Behead weebs. Roundhouse kick a weebs into the concrete. Slam dunk a weeb baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy animes. Defecate in a weebs food. Launch weebs into the sun. Stir fry weebs in a wok. Toss weebs into active volcanoes. Urinate into a weebs gas tank. Judo throw weebs into a wood chipper. Twist weebs heads off. Report weebs to the IRS. Karate chop weebs in half. Trap weebs in quicksand. Crush weebs in the trash compactor. Liquefy weebs in a vat of acid. Eat weebs. Dissect weebs. Exterminate weebs in the gas chamber. Stomp weebs skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate weebs in the oven. Lobotomize weebs. Drown weebs in fried chicken grease. Vaporize weebs with a ray gun. Kick old weebs down the stairs. Feed weebs to alligators. Slice weebs with a katana.


Making up excuses for Null not preparing his MATI shows, his sole preparation being going into the MATI thread and asking Kiwis what to talk about:

Well if it wasn't for the child-molesting trannies that are making Null work overtime trying to put the site back up and getting all the things back that he lost due to them harassing him he might have time to prepare person streams.


Nope, he's too lazy to prep person streams. Plus all you MATI people ever wanna sneed about is troons and niggers, so why would he do a person stream if that's all people watch his show for? He's a DJ playing to the audience.

Pretty sure that surgery is incredibly dangerous and painful tho, otherwise many manlets would be doing it. If men wouldn't gaslight women about not wanting to date manlets we could eradicate the manlet genes within a couple of generation.


"If men wouldn't gaslight women", which is what he's literally doing in the MATI thread and especially in the Man Hate thread where most of the women there like don't know that he's a man LARPing as a woman - or they do but they won't mention it because they fear Null nuking their account for standing up to Lidl.

Hope Turkey Tom's girlfriends cooking skills have evolved from mac&cheese and tacos yet, because Tom is looking like he is cruising for that gold-digger girldick.

This obsession with Turkey Tom's girlfriend is likely because Lidl fancies Tom too, but unlike Null who is so terrified of anyone fact-checking if he actually lives the trad-LARP IRL, Tom already has a girlfriend whom he's very public about, so in this case Lidl has a woman, excuse me, a "whore" to actually focus his envious rage on.

What do troons and Lidl have in common? They both hate Elon Musk and Grimes:

You don't need to explain why you dislike Elon Musk. Just show this:

We have to get to bottom of why Null likes his Lidl China Gurl better than Lidl:


Cringe China simp segment. In every other country you already needed a prescription to order medicine on the internet. Does that mean countries like Sweden or Germany are based and anti-troon-pilled because they have basic safety measures in place? It's not like they banned HRT in particular. They just added some basic saftey measures that every developed country already had.

We need to get to the bottom of why Null has this horrible obsession with China, a totalitarian dictatorship where none of the citizens have freedom and is literally everything Null should despise. Government literally having a social credit score, has camera absolutely everywhere to spy on it's own citizens and no rights to freedom of speech whatsoever.

Here is my personal theory: Null stated a while ago that his benis is "no longer broken". Coincidentally the amount of China simping has SKYROCKETED since! I'm thinking maybe some chinese man sold Null some Tiger Penis Powder to fix his benis and now Null owes a debt to China.

How do you fucking people on KF still not see that this guy is a closeted homosexual LARPing on your forum while encouraging the women there to engage in misandry? How could you ever fall for his pathetic unconvincing LARP? The only reason he could envision for Null being a wannabe Sinologist is "muh dick is working again, it was because of Lidl China Gurl". This dick fixation is a sure sign of this person being a gay man who wants to fuck a straight(?) man but can't, so he's driving himself crazy pretending to be a woman on the forum, hating on men to stop himself from fucking one, while going after every man and woman in the remote periphery of Null.
 
How do you fucking people on KF still not see that this guy is a closeted homosexual LARPing on your forum while encouraging the women there to engage in misandry?
Most people realize, but don't make a fuss about it. They don't want to get banned. Have you thought of murdering prostitutes, involve some kind of paraphilia? When you are caught, you can use the "Commie Farms made me do it" defense. Cuz otherwise: Personal Army Request Denied.

Anyhoo...
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Lidl is wanting us to believe that they lived in a Utopian childhood wonderland where no one made fun of them for liking boys things, even tho they are totally a girl, right? X. It's not like in the past it was "You are gay if you like anything different". Also: X on Lidl doing any outdoorsy shit, the Pick-Me-Ninnies the broom attracts... not the type for a good yomp. Think about it, Pigtits, Elaine.
 
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Lidl is wanting us to believe that they lived in a Utopian childhood wonderland where no one made fun of them for liking boys things, even tho they are totally a girl, right? X. It's not like in the past it was "You are gay if you like anything different". Also: X on Lidl doing any outdoorsy shit, the Pick-Me-Ninnies the broom attracts... not the type for a good yomp. Think about it, Pigtits, Elaine.
I’m sorry I got a chime in. I had a similar experience in my childhood. My parents didn’t deny me, but they didn’t actively encourage me to do boy stuff. My cousin had a skateboard. She was a girl and her parents bought it, for I tried to ask my parents for a skateboard, and they said no because my balance was off, and I probably would lose interest in it.
Sometimes there were jokes on oh this is girly stuff. Oh that’s just for the boys, boys versus girls jokes but it was simple humor and I don’t think anybody’s feelings got hurt.
My cousin, who was into a lot of boy stuff her parents got her, like I said, a skateboard, and a bunch of other things, but she grew up to be a strong, independent woman. It’s scary to think that if we lived or grew up in this day and age, my cousin might have to be nonbinary, or she would have to transition.
 
I agree actually, closeted far-right homosexuals pretending to be women on KiwiFarms, while expecting everyone to just ignore their previous admissions about being actually a man, that is fucking deranged.

20 Million views... how many of those do you think are children? Absolutely fucking vile. Blown out coinslot Nickocado looking ass. Homosexuals are truly deranged.

"Why do you talk about faggots as if you are not one of them?", look who's talking. Notice again how Lidl inadvertently admits he likes hairy floofy bears, which explains his mancrush on Null who admitted he's so hairy he even has hair on his legs and wouldn't show his feet on the scale for that reason:

Nigga did you not post your hairless twink body in fetish underwear with your little beer belly hanging out in the Kiwifarms Telegram? Why do you talk about faggots as if you are not one of them?

"I know you're homosexual because you have an anime avatar", and I know you're a closeted faggot yourself Lidl, because you falsely accused me of having an anime avatar when I literally never had one, while falsely claiming I called Null and left him voicemails (never happened), which rumour-mongering is very homosexual.

I mean... am I sure? No, I just read it in the Telegram thread. Would someone care enough about you to impersonate you on Telegram and post a random beer belly twink to make fun of you? Quite possible. But honestly it just kind of fits with my impression of you. Like for example we know you are a home of sexual because you have an anime avatar.


As for you complaining about some gay who posted pictures of his sexy slender twink body in the Telegram thread, while you still LARP as a woman and won't post a single picture of your own bod to compete with the other guy, that is some very obvious closeted homosexuality right there. Maybe you like to fantasize about me calling Null and leaving him voicemails because you actually want to call Null up yourself... but your voice feminization lessons aren't working out for you, so you don't think you can pull it off? Keep practicing!

Here's Lidl complaining again about Null loving his Lidl China Gurl more than Lidl:

The thing is tho that it doesn't seem to be just a joke and it is actually starting to become very grating and hypocritical, if not flat out retarded. It's literally like weebs who think that based Nippon is paradise because they are totally trad and reject western degeneracy (while pumping out more fucked up porn than any other country). I have never hated chinks more than I do after having to listen to Null simp for the bugmen continuously on almost every episode now. I really do want Null to go to China and experience it firsthand so he can get over his romanticized vision of it.


mmmmhhh gutter oil pizza...


"I really do want Null to go to China and experience it firsthand so he can get over his romanticized vision of it.", but Null has already been to China, Lidl, in fact, according to his Stack Overflow account he's already living in Dalian, and since you apparently believe everything Null claims about himself uncritically, you can't disbelieve this claim either:

https://stackoverflow.com/users/4635062/josh
Archived: https://archive.ph/Cfuzu

Kiwis respond to Lidl making up excuses for Null's Sinophilia claiming he's just doing it for the lulz (he's not, Null is literally learning Chinese right now so he can move there):

He goes hard on the chicom shilling because it's the sort of thing that pisses people off. Though really, with how much the West has gone to shit in the past couple of decades there's next to no functional difference between a totalitarian hellhole like China or what much of the EU and US are rapidly turning into.

 
people assumed i was a woman for the longest , I just wanted a pretty face for my avatar, but I told people immediately, im a dood , dont be weird ,
That's different, people mistakenly read you as a woman because of your avatar and you corrected them. This fucking guy on the other hand openly admitted from the very start that he's a man but is now expecting everyone to just spontaneously forget his admissions about being a man, just so he can continue to perpetrate his tradthot LARP before Null, as well as all the women who unwittingly joined his Man Hate thread. His avatar, which is a feminized version of a picture of Null, is meant to reinforce his LARP of him being "a female Null".
 
That's different, people mistakenly read you as a woman because of your avatar and you corrected them. This fucking guy on the other hand openly admitted from the very start that he's a man but is now expecting everyone to just spontaneously forget his admissions about being a man, just so he can continue to perpetrate his tradthot LARP before Null, as well as all the women who unwittingly joined his Man Hate thread. His avatar, which is a feminized version of a picture of Null, is meant to reinforce his LARP of him being "a female Null".
I thought it was obvious that lidl was a man, but I also thought it was empresa at one point. I'm going through the thread to find more similarities with spookybones but it might just be someone else's sock.
 
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