Null/Kiwifarms Satire & Speculation Lidl Drip

[Nektar Geist]

Looks like Lidl has a runny botty too.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

If you think Lidl Drip isn't Josh, you are absolutely tripping. I've made quite a few socks over on Foxdick and every single time I link to this thread or say that Lidl is Josh or even (as just now) suggest that it's a man behind the account, I am banned. Like this sperg can't even wait a few minutes, the ban happens within seconds.
I'm not going to sit here and do the autistic most by pulling and comparing posts from both accounts because it's insanely obvious.
"Lidl" uses certain idioms that are so uncommon that literally only Josh says them. For example, "ballwashers" to describe a supporter of anyone he dislikes. Be a snarky nigger if you like and pretend that you have always said that weird, autistic, homoerotic shit but you know damn well there's only one sperg on the planet that actually says that.
IT'S JOSH.
(Since I've posted here about how quickly he bans people for calling out his sock, he'll probably adjust that pattern of behavior but I promise you that I've had it happen 5 times. If you don't believe me, go poke the bear and see how quickly that dork shuts it down)

 

[Beating Women]

Either way whether he's null or sycophant, I noticed the post that got me banned, (that had been up for days at that point);

was dumb rated by Lidl Drip at 12:53,
null replied to it and banned me at 12:55,
lidl drip 'martini glass' rated that response at 12:57.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

Either way whether he's null or sycophant, I noticed the post that got me banned, (that had been up for days at that point);

was dumb rated by Lidl Drip at 12:53,
null replied to it and banned me at 12:55,
lidl drip 'martini glass' rated that response at 12:57.

Kek that's pretty funny. If you've ever reported a post or needed help from moderation there you know exactly how difficult it is and how long it takes for any sort of action to be taken but an impossible amount of coincidences coincide around Lidl Josh every single time he's fucked with? Naw. I considered the sycophant angle initially because Kiwi Farms is so full of people that just mimick what's said on MATI but there isn't a shred of doubt left in my mind. Josh is pretending to be a guy who's pretending to be a girl in order to post on his own forum but only in such a way that he receives headpats from women. Crazy like a fox(dick)

 

[brick thrower]

I still don't get it why most women in KF thinks he is a woman. Maybe they don't care if he still spitting misandrist takes.

 

[The Gays From LA]

I'm gonna respond to @Malice In Dumberland here cos this is the right thread:

It's Null and anyone telling you otherwise is blind to the forest due to the trees or is a Kiwi intentionally misleading you.

Lidl isn't Null. Go and read what we posted about him here in this thread, we are speculating that it's probably a zoomer-aged man from Europe who only sounds like Null because he's copying Null's English from listening to MATI. Lidl is basically using MATI to learn English. If you read his posts closely you can tell that English is not his first language and that he's occasionally using what appears to be Germanic grammar or word order.

•Made his avi a trans picture of himself because it's almost too crazy to believe he'd have a sense of humor about himself

That's not him, Lidl used a feminization filter to feminize an old picture of Null as a teenager, he also Photoshopped the female hand that's making the "small dick" hand sign into that picture, and is using that filtered picture of a feminized Null as his avatar for the lulz. I don't have the original picture of Null that was used by Lidl, but it was definitely posted somewhere here on the subforum. Once you see the original, you can instantly tell that it's the same picture, just filtered to look like a woman. There are several such pictures of Null feminized roaming around the internet. A number of these "feminized Null" pictures were posted in the Telegram chat during #DropKiwiFarms. It's even possible that Lidl obtained his filtered picture there.

 

[youthful_ shannel]

I still don't get it why most women in KF thinks he is a woman. Maybe they don't care if he still spitting misandrist takes.

Because he's telling them what they want to hear.

 

[The Gays From LA]

Null bans anyone calling Lidl a man because Null is in on the joke. He knows this is a self-loathing homophobic gay man who has a huge mancrush on him. Null thinks this gay zoomer crushing hard on him is really funny and cute for some reason. Lidl as a gay man is sexually attracted to verbally aggressive, domineering, white power superstraight men like Null and Varg Vikernes, but Lidl hates himself for this unattainable homosexual attraction, so to punish himself for his gayness he is LARPing as a woman in order to rope all the women on the forum along in his self-loathing misandry. Null thinks that he's the sole smart guy on the forum for being in on Lidl's joke, and that everyone else is just as stupid as Null expects them to be. Null did that with me too when he tried to gaslight me into thinking that whatever was happening to his forum was somehow on my end. Null basically banned be because I refused to play stupid before him and to debase myself to his expected level of gullibility. Null just thinks it's really funny that the women on his forum are that gullible and unassuming to believe that Lidl is really a misandric tradthot just because he's regurgitating everything he read on r/FemaleDatingStrategy with a white power bend, which is just pandering in Lidl's case. Some of the TERFs on KF claim to have "transdars", a trans-radar that allows them to sniff out a LARPing man, and Null is using Lidl to prove them wrong. Null thinks all this deception is very lulz and kek for some dumb reason.

 

[KampungBoy]

I'm back to thinking Lidl is Null. Lidl just knows way too much and someone as nutty as Lidl would get the odd fact wrong or misremember something.

Lidl word for word quotes Null posts from three years ago. This is not to say your gaydar is off GaysfromLA because I think Null is just a deeply closeted man. Even when I was more of a fan of the Farms I never felt bad for Null over the "I want to start a family" stuff cause it never seemed genuine. No one was ever under the assumption that this fatass with a wobbly voice wa going to have the ladies running in the door.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

I'm gonna respond to @Malice In Dumberland here cos this is the right thread:

You are tripping so hard but I will respectfully disagree with you.
You have a preconceived notion and it would probably take Josh outright saying it's him before you'd accept reality and even then you'd probably have big thunks.
I had my doubts coming into this but there would have to be way too many coincidences occuring in a long established pattern for your theory to be correct.

I'm back to thinking Lidl is Null. Lidl just knows way too much and someone as nutty as Lidl would get the odd fact wrong or misremember something.

Lidl word for word quotes Null posts from three years ago. This is not to say your gaydar is off GaysfromLA because I think Null is just a deeply closeted man. Even when I was more of a fan of the Farms I never felt bad for Null over the "I want to start a family" stuff cause it never seemed genuine. No one was ever under the assumption that this fatass with a wobbly voice wa going to have the ladies running in the door.

This is the synthesis of Gays From LA and I's opposing viewpoints. Null is in fact in on the joke because he is the joke. For Lidl to be anyone other than Josh he'd have to be the greatest Nullstorian of all time on top of having the ability to have any form of dissension shut down within seconds. Kiwi Farms is full of sycophants but instead of there being someone who knows literally everything about Null and somehow still likes him, the more reasonable alternative is that it's just Josh being iBanz again.
Josh has repeatedly said that if he can't enjoy his own site, he wouldn't be doing this. His Null account is used for jannying and being a sour bitch, so where's the fun posting occuring? By necessity, Josh must have a sock.
So, Gay's From LA, point us in the right direction if you're so sure that we're talking about separate entities.

 

[KampungBoy]

Kiwi Farms is full of sycophants but instead of there being someone who knows literally everything about Null and somehow still likes him, the more reasonable alternative is that it's just Josh being iBanz again.

To be fair there were a few times when I was on the fence as well but you are right here Occams's razor is telling us this is actually Null. If it walks like a Null, talks like a Null, squawks like a Null it is probably a Null.

Lidl is as far as I can tell always correct in his retelling of Null's stories and has zero hesitation in recounting them either. There's never a "I'm not sure about that" or even "as far as I remember". Didl seems to have perfect recall of everything Null has ever said even things that occured prior to Lidl's supposed registration date. Also if you remember that Fem-Null avatar came off the heels of Lidl being accused of being Null. Extremely Null thing to do tell everyone exactly what you are doing but expect them not to say it back to him out loud. He's literally telling everyone it's him. Narcissism on full display.

Also if you have paid attention to how Null talks about Beauty Parlor in the past it is clear he wants to be part of the girls club but does not feel accepted.

 

[Goodspot]

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There's no way Lidl Drip can be anyone other than Josh himself. He knows everything about Null, sounds like him, and has a name based on a cheap grocery store that has locations in Serbia.

 

[KampungBoy]

There's no way Lidl Drip can be anyone other than Josh himself. He knows everything about Null, sounds like him, and has a name based on a cheap grocery store that has locations in Serbia.

Fits his MO of LARPing as working class while he came up with a silver spoon in his mouth. Like when he went to live in that trailer with six other hillbillies. What was all that about btw?

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

Lidl is as far as I can tell always correct in his retelling of Null's stories and has zero hesitation in recounting them either. There's never a "I'm not sure about that" or even "as far as I remember". Didl seems to have perfect recall of everything Null has ever said even things that occured prior to Lidl's supposed registration date. Also if you remember that Fem-Null avatar came off the heels of Lidl being accused of being Null. Extremely Null thing to do tell everyone exactly what you are doing but expect them not to say it back to him out loud. He's literally telling everyone it's him. Narcissism on full display.

Exactly right. There's way too much going for it to be anyone else.

Also if you have paid attention to how Null talks about Beauty Parlor in the past it is clear he wants to be part of the girls club but does not feel accepted.

That's honestly the weirdest part of all this. Like fine, be supportive of women, there's nothing intrinsically wrong with that. But it's psycho tranny behavior to need the approval of large swathes of (large) women, let alone to want to be thought of as one of them. It's so fucking creepy that this dude needs to be yas queened instead of learning how to be better at being a man so you don't instantly get called a retarded faggot when speaking your mind in male spaces.

a cheap grocery store that has locations in Serbia.

I was thinking more about this and remembered how he's said that he'll occasionally walk to a grocery store. Given that we know his preference for Lidl, this means he lives near enough to waddle to one but far enough away that a man who's fatter than Ethan Ralph could justify using a cab. Also, consider that he's stuck using Bitcoin and that there's only two Bitcoin ATMs in Belgrade and you've created two very small red circle around the possible neighborhoods he could live in

 

[Goodspot]

Fits his MO of LARPing as working class while he came up with a silver spoon in his mouth. Like when he went to live in that trailer with six other hillbillies. What was all that about btw?

idk, here's some super boring clip of him talking about it:

Joshua Moon's Trailer Park Days - Mad at the Internet

Kiwi Farms Null reveals more of his backstory to chat about how he cured his depression as a teen by getting a job, making friends, and moving out. clipped from: Zoomier Zoomers (July 15th, 2022) - Ma

rumble.com

 

[The Gays From LA]

I am going to play Devil's Advocate here because I do not for a moment believe that Lidl is Null.

Josh has mentioned numerous times that if he couldn't also enjoy the forum he wouldn't be doing this.

Null's "enjoyment" of the the forum is the income it generates, and the threads he can milk for content for MATI, which is his main passion. KiwiFarms is subservient to MATI, not the other way around. When Null says he won't do it if it's no longer "fun", he means he will stop maintaining KF online the moment it's no longer profitable or the moment it stops providing exclusive content to showcase on MATI. I really don't think Null's idea of fun would be LARPing as a misandric woman telling all the men on the forum they're disgusting for not wiping their asses. I am guessing Null would sit and kek away at such a LARP if someone else was doing it - which is what I think is happening with Lidl, Null knows it's a LARPing man but he just thinks it's topkek - but no way is Null that invested or creative to embark on such staging an elaborate LARP himself.

When you look at Josh's Null account, do you see him having fun or just being a moody janny?

I see Null being cranky and argumentative most of the time. Sometimes he seems to be having fun or to enjoy a particular post or interacting with Kiwis in a non-combative way. He's mostly cranky and grumpy though, starting fights with Kiwis over nothing, etc. Null is the most jovial in the MATI thread where his fanbois are, but even there he can get argumentative sometimes.

This means by necessity that Josh does have a sock, so it'd have to be one of the more bold accounts in the "big dog" clique. If not Lidl, then who?

No, hold on, that's a non-sequitur, does-not-follow. Null on his main account is mostly angry and cranky... so he must have a secret account where he LARPs as a misandric mother of two and says, well, just more of the same racist trad-LARPing shit, she only difference being that he's LARPing as a feminist woman on that account? No. There is no must for him to have a secondary account where he's LARPing as a misandric woman.

If not Lidl, then who? Hollywood Hulk Hogan? Nope, too funny and the personality has no overlap with Josh's.

Nobody. Like I said, I don't think he has the time to perpetrate such an elaborate LARP. I think he's just enabling someone else doing it because he thinks it's funny that someone is fucking with the forum to such an extreme extent. It allows Null to feel smarter than everyone else because he's in on the joke, while everyone else, male and female, is going along with Lidl's LARP and getting triggered at his bullshit.

On one of Josh's most recent MATI episodes, he coyly mentions the "Woman's Council" as though he's part of it.

Sorry, but what is "the Women's Council"? I've never heard of this before. Is this yet another secret thread between him and his moderators where they get together and decide with Kiwis to fuck with? Do you recall which MATI this was?

There is no more pre-eminent "woman" account on KF than Lidl Drip.

Lidl got active on KF after I was already banned, I never went back to KF so I have no idea what's going on there or who the most prominent accounts are. From what I've read here, Lidl is only active in the thread he started, the Man Hate thread, and he's active in the MATI thread, where he actually gets downvoted rather regularly for his bad takes. I would hardly call someone being active in just two threads "pre-eminent".

Also consider the massive amount of coincidences and overlaps in personality that would have to be occuring for it not to be Josh.

I don't see any overlap between Lidl and Null, over than Lidl regurgitating Null's trad-LARPing white supremacy, just with a bit of radical feminism thrown in. Lidl doesn't even sound English, or like any kind of Anglo. Look at this:

Shit opinion. Poetry is only interesting because saying what you want to say while making words rhyme is hard and the rhymes make it sound nice. Any poetry that doesn't rhyme is just pretentious lazy faggots huffing their own farts and the written equivalent of people just drawing a bunch of random ugly shapes on a canvas and calling it art.

https://archive.ph/SwanX#selection-10257.0-10257.343

"the rhymes make it sound nice", this is not English! Lidl does not speak English as a first language. Others here in the thread noticed this too. He's very very clearly not Null.

Just the instantaneous moderation response that occurs when you fuck with "Lidl" should be a massive red flag.

Null was already banning anyone linking here or even admitting being active here, that was already the case before Lidl showed up. Null doesn't want people on KF to know that there is a thread where all the ex-Kiwis he has fucked over are commiserating together. He wants people to think that this forum is just some autist who boils hamburgers and some disgruntled ex-fans posting the staledox Blockland thread over and over ad nauseam. There are actually a lot of very damning allegations and evidence on this forum that Null doesn't want Kiwis to ever know or see. Hell, I myself didn't know most of the shit I read here in 4 years of being on KF. It was only after my ban that I learned what really happens on KF. That's why anyone bringing up OnionFarms in a non-scornful manner gets insta-banned, not because of Lidl.

For Lidl to be anyone other than Josh he'd have to be the greatest Nullstorian of all time

But he's not the greatest Nullstorian. Lidl's game is a con game, a confidence game. He just states things as facts so that he seems to be in the know when he's not. Take for example Lidl claiming that Null is single. Lidl has no way of knowing that. He states it as a fact because, like the rest of Null's sycophants who are going along with Null's LARP, he doesn't have the guts to ask Null straight up whether he's actually walking the trad-LARP talk. No one has the guts to confront Null with this: "Hey, you keep talking about the nuclear family and how having children is the end-all be-all of human existence... but what are you personally actually doing towards that end? What are you doing to achieve this lifestyle that you claim is so superior and better than all other ways of being?". You don't even seem to notice how Lidl's effectively undermining Null's trad-LARP by stating so confidently and definitively that Null is single. The fact is, Lidl has no way of knowing. Lidl certainly wants Null to be single, because Lidl is gay and fantasizes about being with Null, if only vicariously and parasocially through Null's podcast. It's like gay men who stop following their favourite porn actor when they learn that he's only straight-for-pay and isn't gay IRL. If porn is "just a fantasy", what does it matter if an actor is really gay or just faking it for the money? Apparently that illusion of reality is very important to people, and Lidl is no different. Lidl is just too young and stupid to be self-reflective about it.

You are tripping so hard but I will respectfully disagree with you.

That's OK, feel free to disagree with me, I just wanted to show you why I really don't think Null is Lidl. Take it or leave it.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

Sorry Gays, for the first time in my life, I mean it when I say I'm not reading all that.
I've been observing Lidl Josh for months and you'd have to be a bit off your rocker to not be able to follow the plot because it's not a complicated one.
Forests are made out of trees. You'll get there.

 

[Slaughter]

The idea that Lidl is either Spooky Bones or Null is enough to make Elaine lose sleep over it, which makes me laugh because she's lost in the sauce.

I like the theory that Lidl is Null, an account where he doesn't have to play by janny rules and act like some sort of Null groupie to stroke his own ego and pretend like he's got someone that cares enough about him to know insignificant details about him and his life. It's a great foil for anyone who wants to try and get close to him and most importantly it gives him a way to go toe to toe with Elaine without selling himself out after publicly saying he doesn't want anything to do with her, he doesn't want her to get caught up in shit and end up killing herself, typical broom shit. It's a perfect alter ego for him, and he takes the piss outta himself enough for the general kwiffar to not catch on since they aren't looking for it. It isn't uncommon for men to LARP as women online especially in the age of the AGPs as well as a great deal of men having a lot of animosity towards other men especially in their age group due to politics or whatever. So, the theory passes the initial sniff test but we must ask ourselves...has Josh truly gotten that desperate, to the point where he needs to sock on his own site to enjoy himself? To have to adopt an entirely new identity in order to say how he really feels?

Meanwhile, the mean girl shit does fit Spooky to a T. With the whole Man Hate thing, that's more of a SB type of move. But maybe not. Has anyone actually seen Spooky Bones lately?
Don't believe for a second that anyone disappears entirely. Nobody does, they just move to different socks or adopt entirely new identities to bury their transgressions or because they're bored. Some people find a place where they get comfortable and choose to not relocate but when an identity has run its course and become too obvious they'll dip and start again. So it's entirely possible it could be another player that hasn't been considered. The likelihood of it being someone unknown or new is considerably smaller than it being someone already known and present in the community.

So if you're trying to sniff out socks, always start from key players and work your way out.

 

[KampungBoy]

No, hold on, that's a non-sequitur, does-not-follow. Null on his main account is mostly angry and cranky... so he must have a secret account where he LARPs as a misandric mother of two and says, well, just more of the same racist trad-LARPing shit, she only difference being that he's LARPing as a feminist woman on that account? No. There is no must for him to have a secondary account where he's LARPing as a misandric woman.

Just playing the middle ground Null very well could have made a sock intending to do that but he's such a joyless motherfucker he ended up being the same person anyway. And that is not even saying Lidl is Null I just do not think Null is aware of himself enough to stop being himself long enough to have fun.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

So, the theory passes the initial sniff test but we must ask ourselves...has Josh truly gotten that desperate, to the point where he needs to sock on his own site to enjoy himself? To have to adopt an entirely new identity in order to say how he really feels?

Absolutely. If you were king of retard mountain and got almost unthinking nodding from those around you, you'd eventually get bored and want to see how it feels to not have the burden of your z-celeb status coloring how people treat you.
Also, Josh knows that he can't be 100% honest because he needs the paypigs to continue donating, so why risk alienating people monetary units when you could just sock and have+eat your cake?