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TheAntiE-CelebLegion02
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How likely is it that he lurks in the kiwifarms matrix chat?
TheAnimeRetard
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>accuses everyone else of being the sock
Oh the projection
For those of you who think that Lidl is Null performing a Marilyn Manson on himself, here's why I don't think that's remotely the case. I too think that Lidl is very likely a man - I am guessing a white male zoomer homosexual who grew up browsing all the right places - LARPing as a tradthot on KF for asspats, as this other OF user previously suggested, using early posts from Lidl where he admitted being a man:
Lidl is not a feminist. In fact, he's very obviously misogynistic. Women can be extremely catty toward one another on KF, but no woman is woman-hating in the way that Lidl is. Check this:
This is him bitching about Turkey Tom's girlfriend's culinary skills.
Again, this is not how a woman talks about another woman. This how a sexless gaycel talks about straight men:
If you go and read some of his earlier posts on the MATI thread, it's pretty fucking obvious this is a white zoomer gay man who is in love with Null and is LARPing as a tradthot because he wants Null to like him. Here is one of Lidl's earliest posts about Null in the MATI thread:
And then Lidl posts his own cupid of Eric Cartman-as-Null, suggesting that Null should've picked his Photoshopped cupid of him:
If this is still not enough evidence for you that this is a gay man in love with Null, check out this post, where Lidl pretends to know all about women's mysteries:
I have read hundreds of pages of the MATI thread. Most of the people in the MATI thread are men, aside from the occasional post by a female Kiwi who posts about a topic she wants Null to mention or go over on MATI. The only fucking "woman" who would go into the MATI thread and casually start posting detailed information about women's periods like "she" knows what "she" is on about, is a man LARPing as a woman.
Here is Lidl being a True Believer, blindly believing whatever bullshit Null claims about himself with no evidence required (this is why Lidl hates me personally, because I am the one chipping away at exactly this narrative that he uncritically accepts and professes his belief in):
Here Lidl is fantasizing about having Mexican food with Null in Belgrade - a sure sign of gayness if you know the type:
Everyone else is the paypig with the parasocial relationship, not Lidl himself: "I hope Null will keep treating them as what they are, disgusting lowly paypiggus who need a firm backhand, need to be ridiculed for watching anime and should not be made to feel too comfortable enough to leak their degeneracy all over a good thing", that is some obvious BDSM fantasizing right there. Lidl, as a closeted gay man, picked up on the fact that Null is a closeted sadist (something I have often speculated about Null), so here we catch Lidl fantasizing about Null being a rough dom of his paypigs to the excitement of Lidl:
Need I say more? What "woman" is accurately going to mimic a pedo vtuber in the MATI thread for the lulz?
Conclusion: Lidl is very likely a zoomer-aged white gay man LARPing as a tradthot on KF because he's in love with Null. Lidl hates me because I relentlessly criticize his internet crush.
And thus we realize that Lidl is talking about himself all along:
Lidl is not a feminist. In fact, he's very obviously misogynistic. Women can be extremely catty toward one another on KF, but no woman is woman-hating in the way that Lidl is. Check this:
This is him bitching about Turkey Tom's girlfriend's culinary skills.
Again, this is not how a woman talks about another woman. This how a sexless gaycel talks about straight men:
Lidl Drip is an insane man pretending to be a woman on the Internet.
Ring any bells?
Cough Cough Spooky Bones Cough Cough Metokur Fembot
He even admits it himself.
If you go and read some of his earlier posts on the MATI thread, it's pretty fucking obvious this is a white zoomer gay man who is in love with Null and is LARPing as a tradthot because he wants Null to like him. Here is one of Lidl's earliest posts about Null in the MATI thread:
And then Lidl posts his own cupid of Eric Cartman-as-Null, suggesting that Null should've picked his Photoshopped cupid of him:
If this is still not enough evidence for you that this is a gay man in love with Null, check out this post, where Lidl pretends to know all about women's mysteries:
I have read hundreds of pages of the MATI thread. Most of the people in the MATI thread are men, aside from the occasional post by a female Kiwi who posts about a topic she wants Null to mention or go over on MATI. The only fucking "woman" who would go into the MATI thread and casually start posting detailed information about women's periods like "she" knows what "she" is on about, is a man LARPing as a woman.
Here is Lidl being a True Believer, blindly believing whatever bullshit Null claims about himself with no evidence required (this is why Lidl hates me personally, because I am the one chipping away at exactly this narrative that he uncritically accepts and professes his belief in):
Here Lidl is fantasizing about having Mexican food with Null in Belgrade - a sure sign of gayness if you know the type:
Everyone else is the paypig with the parasocial relationship, not Lidl himself: "I hope Null will keep treating them as what they are, disgusting lowly paypiggus who need a firm backhand, need to be ridiculed for watching anime and should not be made to feel too comfortable enough to leak their degeneracy all over a good thing", that is some obvious BDSM fantasizing right there. Lidl, as a closeted gay man, picked up on the fact that Null is a closeted sadist (something I have often speculated about Null), so here we catch Lidl fantasizing about Null being a rough dom of his paypigs to the excitement of Lidl:
Need I say more? What "woman" is accurately going to mimic a pedo vtuber in the MATI thread for the lulz?
Conclusion: Lidl is very likely a zoomer-aged white gay man LARPing as a tradthot on KF because he's in love with Null. Lidl hates me because I relentlessly criticize his internet crush.
And thus we realize that Lidl is talking about himself all along:
TheAnimeRetard
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I really like the theory that Lidl drip is actually a sock of Spooky Bones. There's lots of similarities
3322 also had this complex and it's very very likely that they are the same. Here's what all 3 of them have in common with thinking they are the main character.
They have all tried their hardest to have an autistically huge impact on the website and generally have all succeeded.
Spooky Bones was super involved with Isabella Janke documenting and somehow traded all the way into being in charge of a subforum for awhile. Spooky Bones was a big pusher of trying to make Portobella into the new Chris Chan which ultimately failed but for awhile it was actually seemingly moving forward.
People forget this but 3322 was the one who created the Keffals thread and tried to make Lucas into a major lolcow in the first place and the impact the Keffals thread had on the website changed KF forever.
Now Lidl Drip made the Man Hate thread and has been successful in starting this retarded civil war in Kiwi Farms and somehow has Null wrapped around his greasy clutches. How Lidl drip has been manipulating Null is a huge mystery to me but I guess Null is that much of a simp. He must have given Null "convincing" evidence that he's actually a woman and Null fell for it.
All the same person or not, you cannot ignore how similar these 3 faggots have acted. All of them are extremely schizo and all of them have tried and succeeded to make a huge impact on the forum's history.
Most of your shit is on the nose but don't be quick to lump all fem Kiwis into a single category. There are definitely a lot more female users than you would want to believe but the smart ones aren't advertising it. The dumb ones are Beauty Parlour regulars or pick-mes.
I definitely agree that this is a LARP, and perhaps Lidl is someone who has been banished from the house of Kiwiniggers in the past. SB would be the easy answer, of course. But SB tends to use a more....aged vernacular. Definitely someone from the 80s to early 90s. LD uses phrases and words that I'd attribute to a younger crowd. So SB = likely above 30, closer to 40. LD = 20s, maybe close to 30.
You posted this while I was typing mine. Not to feed into any schizo shit but this tracks painfully well.
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Hellovan Onion
I really like the theory that you're a loser that touches no grass.
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Hellovan Onion
So far everything confirms it.
I pray Lidl is Null's alt because if not that means we have two Nulls in the world and the world can barely handle one's autism.
Presenting more evidence pointing to Lidl being a young, sexually inexperienced, closeted gay man who LARPs as a tradthot on KF.
BTW, I went back dozens and dozens of pages, and Lidl did not go into the MATI thread until this post:
So his first MATI thread post ever was about a troon with an anime avatar.
In the post below, Lidl gets triggered at a picture of a woman with a strap-on... because the strap is "not a real dick" (so? Lesbians don't want a real dick, Lidl, I thought you were such an expert in all things gay), which would definitely be a deal breaker for a homo like Lidl himself who only wants real dicks on his men:
Here's Lild once again expressing his closeted humiliation fetish (recall that other post where he fantasized about Null topping his paypigs):
And again, zero self-awareness:
Lidl has studied every picture of Null closely:
But Lidl admits he doesn't actually understand Null's English because it's too fast for him:
"You already don't read so good", dude you're really giving yourself away there.
Lidl claims to be a "normal person", that's why he listens to MATI and frequents KF:
"It reminds me a lot about how when you read 4chan", of course he read 4chan. Lidl made a KF account in 2019 which he didn't use it for 4 years. What was he doing during that time? Reading 4chan. Still closeted though, maybe KF will finally pull him out.
Claims that 4chan is full of fedz manipulating incels into shooting up schools, but Lidl still reads it though:
"They want more white incel mass shooters who hate women", says the closeted homosexual gaycel who refers to literally every other woman that's brought up in the MATI thread a "whore". Anyways, if himself Lild ever goes postal for some reason and shoots up a whore house full of whores withstrap-ons "fake penises", you know it was the fedz on 4chan who drove him do it.
BTW, I went back dozens and dozens of pages, and Lidl did not go into the MATI thread until this post:
So his first MATI thread post ever was about a troon with an anime avatar.
In the post below, Lidl gets triggered at a picture of a woman with a strap-on... because the strap is "not a real dick" (so? Lesbians don't want a real dick, Lidl, I thought you were such an expert in all things gay), which would definitely be a deal breaker for a homo like Lidl himself who only wants real dicks on his men:
Here's Lild once again expressing his closeted humiliation fetish (recall that other post where he fantasized about Null topping his paypigs):
And again, zero self-awareness:
Lidl has studied every picture of Null closely:
But Lidl admits he doesn't actually understand Null's English because it's too fast for him:
"You already don't read so good", dude you're really giving yourself away there.
Lidl claims to be a "normal person", that's why he listens to MATI and frequents KF:
"It reminds me a lot about how when you read 4chan", of course he read 4chan. Lidl made a KF account in 2019 which he didn't use it for 4 years. What was he doing during that time? Reading 4chan. Still closeted though, maybe KF will finally pull him out.
Claims that 4chan is full of fedz manipulating incels into shooting up schools, but Lidl still reads it though:
"They want more white incel mass shooters who hate women", says the closeted homosexual gaycel who refers to literally every other woman that's brought up in the MATI thread a "whore". Anyways, if himself Lild ever goes postal for some reason and shoots up a whore house full of whores with
I am not familiar with Spooky Bones or the other account that y'all claim is Lidl. I do think there's something very "off" about the way Lidl copies stereotypical MATI/KF talking points. I don't know why or how but it just doesn't sound genuine enough for me. When you join an existing thread on KF, you gradually adopt phrases and terms that the regulars are using, but Lidl came into the MATI thread already knowing the lingo, with a post about a troon, which he knew would instantly lead to his acceptance. This familiarity with the lingo could be due to Lidl's admission that he spent time on 4chan with the fedz... or? At first I thought it was was "young stan behaviour", the way young fans try to sound like their idol, then I considered whether it was autistic mirroring, which the more social autists will do to fit into social situations by copying those around them, which they will sometimes manage to do only awkwardly.
But if this theory of yours, about these 3 accounts all posting material that eventually led to some kind of inciting moment on KF... do you think this might be yet another infiltrator who's deliberately trying to stir shit up, like another "Christorian X"?
JewNiggerCock
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Nah, fam. Most of Kiwifarms jannies can sniff out Spooky Bones socks in a minute. No fucking way Josh would allow that fucking autism touch his site again after the shit he pulled on Janke subforum.
TheAnimeRetard
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You would think but Null is retarded enough to believe Lidl drip is a real woman so I think you're underestimating how retarded he can be sometimes despite being very knowledgeable about other things.
KampungBoy
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I kinda thought it was Null at first because Lidl knows literally everything about Null to the point that it's scary. Seriously Null becareful with this one cause if Lidl ever turns alog you are fucked my man.
You'd be surprised how dense the jannies can be, considering a majority of the people they say are persona non grata run alts without worry. Sometimes multiple alts, too.
So Lidl claims that he's Belgian. I wanna highlight this post of his from the MATI thread:
Instead of "dude" and "rude", he typed the words "dood" (dead) and "rood" (red) in Flamish. Could it be that Lidl was typing this on a smartphone set to Flamish with auto-correction, and didn't go back to edit the wrongfully auto-corrected words once his comment was posted?
How much are you willing to bet that Lidl has his very own 1970s gay porn stash just like Lil' Knickers?
Lidl soon to join Null's elite Dota2 gaming crew with Vincent and the Russians:
Lidl, who claims to be an expert on all things gay and all dick things, learns about BBC for the first time:
Lidl is such an easily triggered tradthot-LARPing snowflake, he can't bring himself to watch Coonskin:
It's so painfully obvious from his posts that he's a sexless gaycel who doesn't know anything at all about sex and is going on KF to learn while at the same time disavowing that's what he's doing.
Speaking from personal experience here? (not with a woman of course, with a man, there's no woman crazy enough to become his "beard' and help Lidl repress the gay inside himself)
Is this Lidl admitting that he was molested as a kid? Lidl literally claims here that "most men would be considered gay" due to EPI as kids, which is great news to him I guess:
This is Lidl talking about himself again: "But you want to deliberately misunderstand and misrepresent things, probably hitting a bit close to home?"
"it's true that they [gay men] are like zombies who grow up to infect others with their virus by molesting kids themselves.", so Lidl by his own logic is a ticking time bomb just waiting to explode out of the closet and inevitably go on to molest kids, because all gay men are pedos according to Lidl, "most men are homosexuals due to EPI" according to his previous post, and since Lidl is a closeted gay man himself, he's inevitably gonna take it there when he comes out.
I am starting to suspect that the real reason Lidl started the "Man Hate" thread on KF is because he's using that thread to convince his own closeted self to stay away from men. Every day, Lidl goes into that thread and reads about awful, horrible, misbehaving, smelly men, and that serves as an incentive for him to keep repressing his gay urges.
But the mere sound of a closeted BDSM slave master like Null is something Lidl just can't resist. Lidl will allow just a little bit of gayness into his closeted life, in the form of Null's MATI podcasts. That way Lidl can enjoy Null's manly dominance from a safe distance, without the risk of coming out and going on to rape kids like a real gay would.
To summarize, this is Lidl's sexology:
1) most men are exposed to porn as kids due to EPI
2) these men are "infected" with homosexuality as kids by older groomers
3) all homosexuals are pedophiles who will go on to rape kids and infect them with their gayness
4) Lidl, who is a closeted gaycel idolizing Null as his ideal BDSM slave master, is a ticking time bomb who will eventually and inevitably rape kids when he finally explodes out of the closet
5) the best way to repress your gay urges is to start a thread called "Man Hate" and have female misandrists post there about how terrible men are. Reading all these misandric posts on a daily basis will definitely make you repress the gay manlove inside of you.
Instead of "dude" and "rude", he typed the words "dood" (dead) and "rood" (red) in Flamish. Could it be that Lidl was typing this on a smartphone set to Flamish with auto-correction, and didn't go back to edit the wrongfully auto-corrected words once his comment was posted?
How much are you willing to bet that Lidl has his very own 1970s gay porn stash just like Lil' Knickers?
Lidl soon to join Null's elite Dota2 gaming crew with Vincent and the Russians:
Lidl, who claims to be an expert on all things gay and all dick things, learns about BBC for the first time:
Lidl is such an easily triggered tradthot-LARPing snowflake, he can't bring himself to watch Coonskin:
It's so painfully obvious from his posts that he's a sexless gaycel who doesn't know anything at all about sex and is going on KF to learn while at the same time disavowing that's what he's doing.
Speaking from personal experience here? (not with a woman of course, with a man, there's no woman crazy enough to become his "beard' and help Lidl repress the gay inside himself)
Is this Lidl admitting that he was molested as a kid? Lidl literally claims here that "most men would be considered gay" due to EPI as kids, which is great news to him I guess:
This is Lidl talking about himself again: "But you want to deliberately misunderstand and misrepresent things, probably hitting a bit close to home?"
"it's true that they [gay men] are like zombies who grow up to infect others with their virus by molesting kids themselves.", so Lidl by his own logic is a ticking time bomb just waiting to explode out of the closet and inevitably go on to molest kids, because all gay men are pedos according to Lidl, "most men are homosexuals due to EPI" according to his previous post, and since Lidl is a closeted gay man himself, he's inevitably gonna take it there when he comes out.
I am starting to suspect that the real reason Lidl started the "Man Hate" thread on KF is because he's using that thread to convince his own closeted self to stay away from men. Every day, Lidl goes into that thread and reads about awful, horrible, misbehaving, smelly men, and that serves as an incentive for him to keep repressing his gay urges.
But the mere sound of a closeted BDSM slave master like Null is something Lidl just can't resist. Lidl will allow just a little bit of gayness into his closeted life, in the form of Null's MATI podcasts. That way Lidl can enjoy Null's manly dominance from a safe distance, without the risk of coming out and going on to rape kids like a real gay would.
To summarize, this is Lidl's sexology:
1) most men are exposed to porn as kids due to EPI
2) these men are "infected" with homosexuality as kids by older groomers
3) all homosexuals are pedophiles who will go on to rape kids and infect them with their gayness
4) Lidl, who is a closeted gaycel idolizing Null as his ideal BDSM slave master, is a ticking time bomb who will eventually and inevitably rape kids when he finally explodes out of the closet
5) the best way to repress your gay urges is to start a thread called "Man Hate" and have female misandrists post there about how terrible men are. Reading all these misandric posts on a daily basis will definitely make you repress the gay manlove inside of you.
KampungBoy
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If being molested makes you gay what does that say about Null's sexual inclinations as a teen?
KampungBoy
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Wait a minute. The warbly voice, weirdness around sex. Has Null ever mention being bad touched?
You know the more I think about these types of people the more it really hits me how much of an extreme world we live in.
Does the phrase in moderation even exist to these people? It's somewhat ironic as well because every time I see someone repressed come out: They're the gayest of them all, it's like they had a build-up of the gay.
We shall all be in fear of notNull's grand awakening if he ever manages to leave Narnia.
As the ladies say: He was just bi-curious.
As the men say: Prison-gay.
So, fucking gay.