Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

[Anne Hathaway FanAnne Hathaway Fan is verified member.]

Ash why are you so invested with intruding in my life? I would assume with a nothing forum run by a low-life creep(which is how you refer to me), you would want to spend your time more productively. I mean why don't you interact in higher class forums rather than forums such as onionfarms or lounge96.

Even when your threads are taken down, you still want to come onto Onionfarms (or now Lounge96) and intrude in my life. Wouldn't you rather spend time with your husband (in your wonderful marriage), your T-Shirt business, your wood-burning craft business?

I mean I can see why a lot of us do it because like me, there are a ton of users here that have no social media. Other than YouTube (which I just have to keep a playlist for my music I like) I only mess around on old school boards like this, and there are only a handful left.

But I mean why go on to somewhere that you HATE repeatedly just to actively cause DRAMA with people that don't like you?

I mean Ken... I can only surmise here that Ashley desperately wants to "play with your buffalo cube"

It's like those girls in elementary school that were mean to you because they liked you and didn't know how to express it until they got older. She has a crush on you, dude. Let's just hope she doesn't ask you to Sadie Hawkins

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

I mean I can see why a lot of us do it because like me, there are a ton of users here that have no social media. Other than YouTube (which I just have to keep a playlist for my music I like) I only mess around on old school boards like this, and there are only a handful left.

But I mean why go on to somewhere that you HATE repeatedly just to actively cause DRAMA with people that don't like you?

I mean Ken... I can only surmise here that Ashley desperately wants to "play with your buffalo cube"

It's like those girls in elementary school that were mean to you because they liked you and didn't know how to express it until they got older. She has a crush on you, dude. Let's just hope she doesn't ask you to Sadie Hawkins

My lovin Ashley: You're never going to get it (Not that you ever had it to begin with)

 

[Anne Hathaway FanAnne Hathaway Fan is verified member.]

My lovin Ashley: You're never going to get it (Not that you ever had it to begin with)

Ken doesn't want no scrubs

I always had a huge crush on TLC. All three of them but left eye was my girl, proving that I've always had a thing for crazy women.

 

[AshleyHutsell'sDemonVag]

There are posts where Ashley genuinely believes people here wanted to be her friends.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

I'd say getting dick might calm her tits down but she's fat and no one will have sex with her. I hope she gets covid.

 

[Nektar Geist]

"DADDY WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME!!!!"

 

[Crimson Fucker]

She's mad she will never find a guy to rail her as hard as her father did when she was 9. Muhammad would approve. Even if she tried to get a horse to fuck her it couldn't find her disgusting cunt in all the moldy fat folds.

 

[Anne Hathaway FanAnne Hathaway Fan is verified member.]

I'd say getting dick might calm her tits down but she's fat and no one will have sex with her. I hope she gets covid.

I would say that I hope she gets AIDS but again she would have to have sex to get that. Or use needle drugs but we all know she's not that cool.

I don't know what was different about me explaining it to her this time, but earlier on my lunch break I finally got it through her fat swollen water retaining head that jack is not real. This entire persona is a character that I made up to goof off with on the net.

Did she take the L and accept the humility? OF COURSE NOT. After trying to pick apart and shit talk the fake personal life I made up, now that she realizes it was all a goof she decides to play the "yea well... I never cared about you anyway" game.

I'm not kidding I am convinced that this chick has suffered a traumatic brain injury and it's like that fish on finding Nemo with the 10-second memory.

Literally the next post she accuses Jack of probably having some kind of sexual abuse charges against him LIKE HE IS A REAL PERSON. I'm not kidding. This was 20 minutes after it finally dawned on her and she was embarrassed by the fact that she was playing "duck season rabbit season" with a fucking CHARACTER this whole time. It's like her brain did the same thing that it did when her dad would crawl into bed with her and just erased her memory like Men in Black.

@Onion Null I want your word please that she's a real person. Please don't tell me this is some kind of elaborate Andy Kaufman type goof. I'm finding it hard to believe that a woman this stupid actually exists.

 

[Anne Hathaway FanAnne Hathaway Fan is verified member.]

She went back to calling me an alcoholic again.

She literally forgot she was arguing with a person that's made up.

I can't... No. I can't even articulate how retarded this cunt is. We found our own Chris Chan. This bitch is looney tunes.

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

@Jackrabbit unfortunately she's real. And more likely than she has left behind a trail of used-up friends and family that ended up being used, abused and then thrown away.

 

[Anne Hathaway FanAnne Hathaway Fan is verified member.]

@Jackrabbit unfortunately she's real. And more likely than she has left behind a trail of used-up friends and family that ended up being used, abused and then thrown away.

I'm dead serious she is so stupid that I was waiting for you to pull a @Doll and reveal that it was you messing with us the whole time

 

[Nektar Geist]

Need a citation on those 70k followers, there. I've always seen @Jackrabbit more of a Dangerfield. ADC was just LaWanda Page for speds.

Ash has admitted to drinking 5 beers a night, to cure her bad back. And you've seen those little piggies. She's at the sauce 24/7.

 

[AshleyHutsell'sDemonVag]

I would say that I hope she gets AIDS but again she would have to have sex to get that. Or use needle drugs but we all know she's not that cool.

I don't know what was different about me explaining it to her this time, but earlier on my lunch break I finally got it through her fat swollen water retaining head that jack is not real. This entire persona is a character that I made up to goof off with on the net.

Did she take the L and accept the humility? OF COURSE NOT. After trying to pick apart and shit talk the fake personal life I made up, now that she realizes it was all a goof she decides to play the "yea well... I never cared about you anyway" game.

I'm not kidding I am convinced that this chick has suffered a traumatic brain injury and it's like that fish on finding Nemo with the 10-second memory.

Literally the next post she accuses Jack of probably having some kind of sexual abuse charges against him LIKE HE IS A REAL PERSON. I'm not kidding. This was 20 minutes after it finally dawned on her and she was embarrassed by the fact that she was playing "duck season rabbit season" with a fucking CHARACTER this whole time. It's like her brain did the same thing that it did when her dad would crawl into bed with her and just erased her memory like Men in Black.

@Onion Null I want your word please that she's a real person. Please don't tell me this is some kind of elaborate Andy Kaufman type goof. I'm finding it hard to believe that a woman this stupid actually exists.

It'd be too hard to fake the horrible fatness that is Ashley. Look up her Brian Uecker thread where she first appeared. It's a hoot.

 

[AshleyHutsell'sDemonVag]

I like to point out she keeps calling me 15 years old for the past 4 years. Like this bitch actually believes I'm underage. And even if I was, that's extremely pathetic a 40 year old woman is sending gore and arguing with an underage kid.

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

No you don't have 70K followers on X.com Ash

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

The only followers you have Ash are the 70k bedbugs in your sped shack

 

[asbest0sis]

I mean although in retrospect it would have kind of been funny to be able to walk into my kids rooms every morning with a cup of tea and go "Hey listen, I know you guys are Jews and everything but the internet didn't want me to mutilate your genitals or some shit, so enjoy being bullied in the locker room because your penises look like a fist caught in a jacket sleeve and smell like the back of an earring. Anyway I'm going to go take this fuckin clipped rooster right here and drop a load in yo mama. Now hurry up and get ready, the bus is coming"

I came up with a more accurate version:

"Hey kids, I know your mother is a kike (I call her a racial slur, just to let you know) but I'm also an American. That means I'm from one of the only developed countries on Earth where it's still common to cut off part of your dick (the others are Israel and South Korea), whereas beyond this it's mostly found in African and Muslim countries, and if it wasn't done to me I'd more than likely regard it as some fucked up nigger/sand nigger ritual (that's because it is, and what it's mostly been throughout all the time it's existed.) This happened to me because Americans are retarded slaves who worship an ethnic cult of inbred pedophiles who hate us and see as cattle, but I couldn't miss out on you not getting to The Chosen People's version of heaven. I didn't want to let some crazy internet people influence me into thinking cutting off part of your penis at birth for no immediate medical reason is weird, so I gave you all dicks with permanent scars (all circumcisions leave them but since I'm a typical pigfuck American retard, I wouldn't know this), a dried out, desensitized head, and more, all of which can be easily verified by basic visual evidence, of which there's endless online. Also I think your penis would look cooler anyway. I want my kids to have penises that look cool. Aren't trannies fucked up by the way?

Also I didn't want you get bullied in locker rooms because we all know boys still always take off all their clothes at gym all the time and this isn't some retarded boomer-tier excuse. Even though I know there's way less circumcised people in America now. Also regenerative medicine, within your lifetimes, will advance to the point it makes it indisputable how damaging circumcision is and atleast one of you might have hair growing up most of your penis (sometimes circumcision can take off too skin and bring up hair-bearing tissue, resulting in what's called "hairy shaft", which usually doesn't show up until puberty or the mid teens, but again, I'm an American, I can't fathom there's anything wrong with cutting off part of a newborn's dick) and realize what a disgusting, illiterate retard I am. But anyway I'm gonna go fuck my kike wife, because we all know how much sand niggers love mutilated cocks."

 

[AshleyHutsell'sDemonVag]

I came up with a more accurate version:

"Hey kids, I am a Kike

Aren't trannies fucked up by the way?

Also I want to get bullied in locker rooms

I'm an American, I can't fathom there's anything wrong and realize what a disgusting, illiterate retard I am.

Ftfy

 

[Nektar Geist]

Ash lies about her age, there.

Where are yours?

Ash, self snitching, again.

Ken has made it to a decent age, tho. Ash's Mum was the black sheep, something she has in common with the daughter (she didn't want to know)

Caught out lying about her squitter followers, Ash resorts to an old tactic.

Ash, who boasted of 70k followers (using the "I'm more popular online" gag), admits she has the intellect of a child.

 

[Anne Hathaway FanAnne Hathaway Fan is verified member.]

I came up with a more accurate version:

"Hey kids, I know your mother is a kike (I call her a racial slur, just to let you know) but I'm also an American. That means I'm from one of the only developed countries on Earth where it's still common to cut off part of your dick (the others are Israel and South Korea), whereas beyond this it's mostly found in African and Muslim countries, and if it wasn't done to me I'd more than likely regard it as some fucked up nigger/sand nigger ritual (that's because it is, and what it's mostly been throughout all the time it's existed.) This happened to me because Americans are retarded slaves who worship an ethnic cult of inbred pedophiles who hate us and see as cattle, but I couldn't miss out on you not getting to The Chosen People's version of heaven. I didn't want to let some crazy internet people influence me into thinking cutting off part of your penis at birth for no immediate medical reason is weird, so I gave you all dicks with permanent scars (all circumcisions leave them but since I'm a typical pigfuck American retard, I wouldn't know this), a dried out, desensitized head, and more, all of which can be easily verified by basic visual evidence, of which there's endless online. Also I think your penis would look cooler anyway. I want my kids to have penises that look cool. Aren't trannies fucked up by the way?

Also I didn't want you get bullied in locker rooms because we all know boys still always take off all their clothes at gym all the time and this isn't some retarded boomer-tier excuse. Even though I know there's way less circumcised people in America now. Also regenerative medicine, within your lifetimes, will advance to the point it makes it indisputable how damaging circumcision is and atleast one of you might have hair growing up most of your penis (sometimes circumcision can take off too skin and bring up hair-bearing tissue, resulting in what's called "hairy shaft", which usually doesn't show up until puberty or the mid teens, but again, I'm an American, I can't fathom there's anything wrong with cutting off part of a newborn's dick) and realize what a disgusting, illiterate retard I am. But anyway I'm gonna go fuck my kike wife, because we all know how much sand niggers love mutilated cocks."