Hey Ashley... Stop fantasizing about licking my wife's asshole for a second (we all know you are)
I was bored tonight so I decided to treat myself. I started off with trying the authentic Bosnian place next to my house. Glad I did, it was awesome.
I spent about a C note on a 30 year old bottle of scotch and got drunk on that. After that I doordashed a 12 rack of Modelo which I'm currently sipping.
My pecker got hard and the missus wasn't available, so you know what I did? I paid some stripper on xHamster about 200 bucks to do the most degrading, disgusting, humiliating things that I could NEVER ask my wife to do.
The moral of the story? I paid some third world hooker like $20 to put a butt plug up her ass while she had my name written on her cheeks (proof in pfp)
Nobody is ever going to spend any money on you girl. You are a lost cause. Like if I heard somebody paid $2 to drop it into your throat with herpes, I would automatically assume that currency was in pesos.
Now go gossip about this to Gargamel, slapnuts. No man will ever spend on you what my disposable income for a night is.