Meta Gaylord's Retarded Gutterlife

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Update:
I found the sign that will work on this conservitard audience

Cleaned up pretty nicely out there, bought myself some fancy new socks and tucked away most of the rest.
While out there, I found a decent gig registering people to vote. Pays $20/hr, 40 hr weeks, pretty much up until the election. Going to holler at them next week once plasma shekels start coming in. A month of that kind of work with my basically zero overhead will put me in a very comfortable position.
Oh, also, I got cat called by a drunk wine aunt today. She was probably just having a laugh with her friend in the driver seat but it still felt nice to be objectified. Really don't understand why the feminists bitch about that sort of thing

 

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Ugh
Has there been anyone else ever banned from Ashley's thread but her?

@kiwifails
It's honestly not that cozy. It's just trading one Null for another who is even older and sketchier.
@Ashley Hutsell Jankowski
No ma'am, I can but won't stop talking about you until you stop making a spectacle of yourself. I love you though
If you ever get tired of your old man, you let me know. I'll be down to chatta your nooga before you can say "Oh Gaylord, please plunge my soggy depths"
@TheNotRealAsh
I'm the first nigga to ever not be allowed in BB's thread
Not sorry @Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt
I'll keep giving "bad" people good ideas

You could always appropriately address (((our))) concerns instead of distracting yourself with ooga booga nonsense?
I A-log because you're incredibly sus and you refuse to be the supposed adult in the room. Just stop being a fucking asshole, maybe let the mods you have on staff run this site and you go play with the three Nigerians who will ever care about your side projects you keep trying to use us in?

 

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Oi fucking weh,
I've offended the newly self proclaimed freeze peech advocate so much that jannies have to approve what I'm saying

@Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt
Suck a dick, nigger lover.
I'll just sock puppet up another 100 times if you absolutely insist. Sorry you have to run from your pedophile admissions, not my problem tho.

 

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Suck a dick, nigger lover.

You like, drunk off your ass or something?

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Why would a store let you return food items, that's just fucking insane. Didn't they learn anything from the ice-cream licking and the tylenol murders and shit

In b4 someone replaces the chocolate ice cream with frozen shit and tries to return it.

 

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You like, drunk off your ass or something?

I was really angry that day

 

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Just had some uppity faggot landscapers try to run me off the corner where I'm flying a sign today.
"Sir we need you to move along, soliciting is illegal here"
>No, this is a public sidewalk and you're just a landscaper
"Sir this is private property and it's illegal
>Ok, then you should call the cops
"Well that's fine, I'll just call the law and they can handle that"
>Great idea sir, waste police resources
I'm certainly not moving because of some hick faggots who are mad they had to work today but maybe I'm wrong and this particular piece of sidewalk is actually private. Will update if anything comes of it

 

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Just had some uppity faggot landscapers try to run me off the corner where I'm flying a sign today.
"Sir we need you to move along, soliciting is illegal here"
>No, this is a public sidewalk and you're just a landscaper
"Sir this is private property and it's illegal
>Ok, then you should call the cops
"Well that's fine, I'll just call the law and they can handle that"
>Great idea sir, waste police resources
I'm certainly not moving because of some hick faggots who are mad they had to work today but maybe I'm wrong and this particular piece of sidewalk is actually private. Will update if anything comes of it

Where's your fucking job? Expect everything in life to be a handout?

They need to get on with it and shoot you dead, worthless spic.

 

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They need to get on with it and shoot you dead, worthless spic.

Oh ok, you are a Gargamel sock. You're literally a jewish furry pedophile, so the fact that you wish ill on me is a sign that I've done something right
Just curious, but do your three paraphilias cross over? I'd hope you'd wait until the male dog was of age but I suspect you're not so choosy

 

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-unintelligible spic speak-

Gibsmedat gibsmedat giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimbsmedaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat *bangs tin can*

Where'd you spend the night, kiddy diddler?

 

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You're like Napoleon when they sent him to Saint Helena.

Get a grip bro.

 

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Fried chicken buffet induced itis

 

[Betelgeuse]

Steve o snorted coke with hiv positive blood and talked about it before. Idk if he ever caught it.

I fucking hate him.

Asshole gets a dick tattooed on his forehead at 50 and now he's going to get fake tits as a stunt. Stop it, faggot. It's not 2002. Jackass died when Ryan Dunn went up in flames. Your whole life has been spent being the male version of a pick me girl.

And just the fact that he had a whole show where he snitched on every celebrity he did drugs with without their permission was greasy as fuck. Fucking throat cancer sounding ass motherfucker out here dry snitching on everyone who ever did coke with him.

 

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I was a lazybones and sat in the AC all day I must grind tomorrow since things aren't going well with the one plasma clinic so I'll have to start donating at the other while waiting for things to resolve

Asshole gets a dick tattooed on his forehead at 50 and now he's going to get fake tits as a stunt

All that's pretty funny tbh and I admire his sobriety but he's incredibly preachy, elitist and leftist.

 

[kiwifails]

I fucking hate him.

Asshole gets a dick tattooed on his forehead at 50 and now he's going to get fake tits as a stunt. Stop it, faggot. It's not 2002. Jackass died when Ryan Dunn went up in flames. Your whole life has been spent being the male version of a pick me girl.

And just the fact that he had a whole show where he snitched on every celebrity he did drugs with without their permission was greasy as fuck. Fucking throat cancer sounding ass motherfucker out here dry snitching on everyone who ever did coke with him.

I didn't realize that retard was 50 years old. I stopped following jackass after the first movie.
Also
@Time 4 Guillotines you're okay?

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

@Time 4 Guillotines you're okay?

Of course
Was just taking a day off from the world. I value the opportunity to not have to speak to anyone

 

[kiwifails]

Of course
Was just taking a day off from the world. I value the opportunity to not have to speak to anyone

Sounds good , I know sometimes freebooting can be rough and it's hard on The soul Man.