Cool story bro
All Races, ethnicities, religions. Gay or straight, cis or trans: We don't care. If you can rock with us: You are one of us
Community Featured Submissions 🧅
Meta Gaylord's Retarded Gutterlife
- Thread starter Time 4 Guillotines
- Start date
Or, go back to Mexico where you belong, lazy beaner.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww it's got nigger lips! Kill it, kill it with fire!
Had a decent day yesterday, made enough on the corner to not need to worry for a few days. Still haven't been given the boot from my storage unit though I'm sure it's coming. Considering moving to a different side of town when it happens. I've heard good things about a particular area in regards to panhandling and according to the crime heat map it's the safest around. I suspect that also comes with an increased police presence but I'm not tripping about that. I knew before coming here that there's a disproportionate amount of property crimes but it's wild I was sitting in the unit right beside one that was getting busted into like only a week after being here.
But for now, going to keep grinding away on the corner and enjoying the amenities I've purchased until now longer available. Once my food stamps come in, I'll probably be a nigger and turn a portion of them into cash. Instead of 2:1 selling them though, I lurp around shopping centers until I find a large grocery receipt that paid cash, purchase the specific items from the receipt and walk back in the other door to return them.
But for now, going to keep grinding away on the corner and enjoying the amenities I've purchased until now longer available. Once my food stamps come in, I'll probably be a nigger and turn a portion of them into cash. Instead of 2:1 selling them though, I lurp around shopping centers until I find a large grocery receipt that paid cash, purchase the specific items from the receipt and walk back in the other door to return them.
Ran into a hobo I met 7 years ago while hitching. He's absolutely fucked off the alcohol. Like nearing end stage alcoholism. He's alright though, as far as a hang, just incurably belligerent. Going to dip out on him shortly because his loud retard mouth is a cop magnet, which is the opposite of how I be trying to live
Fairy world? Dairy world.
I am so fucking tired of junkies, it's unreal.
I made it back to my storage unit right before close, get comfy, kick my shoes off, turn on my retarded podcast. Oh look, the motion detectors sensed someone lurping around the halls. I wait a few minutes, hear they haven't fucked off but also haven't opened a unit like a normal person would have.
I said fuck it, grabbed my important shit and bounced. After sitting literally right beside the unit the fucking meth niggers decided to hit last time, I'm fucking over it. On the way out, I see some mangy fuck just wondering around, basically shopping the units, looking spaced out.
I fucking hate these mother fuckers so much. Meth heads are above and beyond the worst part of being on the street and I would round them up and gas the fuck out of all of them well before any minority I might make jokes about.
I fucking hate meth heads so much, it's fucking unreal. Like at this point, fuck it, I'll go stay in the fucking shelter. That shit is like being in the loony bin without the added benefit of also being on drugs but it's better than staying in my little 5x5 unit worrying if some tweak nigger is going to try and bust in with a hammer.
I made it back to my storage unit right before close, get comfy, kick my shoes off, turn on my retarded podcast. Oh look, the motion detectors sensed someone lurping around the halls. I wait a few minutes, hear they haven't fucked off but also haven't opened a unit like a normal person would have.
I said fuck it, grabbed my important shit and bounced. After sitting literally right beside the unit the fucking meth niggers decided to hit last time, I'm fucking over it. On the way out, I see some mangy fuck just wondering around, basically shopping the units, looking spaced out.
I fucking hate these mother fuckers so much. Meth heads are above and beyond the worst part of being on the street and I would round them up and gas the fuck out of all of them well before any minority I might make jokes about.
I fucking hate meth heads so much, it's fucking unreal. Like at this point, fuck it, I'll go stay in the fucking shelter. That shit is like being in the loony bin without the added benefit of also being on drugs but it's better than staying in my little 5x5 unit worrying if some tweak nigger is going to try and bust in with a hammer.
While I'm here, it fucking pisses me off how unfair shit is for someone even remotely trying to do right. If I would just Daniel Larson the fuck out, there would be basically zero worries. A nigga out here with aspirations of doing better again though, fuck no. The wingnuts and assorted fuck ups just sense it and want to come sit on my fucking lap, blowing up my fucking spot. Cops want to run my fucking name, stupid asshole yuppies think it's chill to fuck with me, etc.
It's incredibly frustrating
No matter, I'll endure. But imma be scowling
It's incredibly frustrating
No matter, I'll endure. But imma be scowling
So I ended up getting a job registering people to vote. It's a great gig that utilizes my panhandling+carnival barking skills, paying $20/hr. Only going to last until the end of October obviously but I've been putting up such strong numbers I think they might invite me to travel for other campaigns. Idk, pretty optimistic about the future. If I keep crushing it I suspect they'll offer me a supervisor position, which is $24/hr. Super stoked I found something decent that doesn't care about my background.
Is it canvassing?
Yep. I've done it before on a few different campaigns but those were for political/ecological petitions. The last one I crushed so well they had to double the daily quota for everyone, which didn't make me popular with my coworkers but fuck em, they weren't the ones paying me.
This particular company I'm with is rather leftist and I might have to push shit like abortion bills or trans stuff but I'd commit war crimes for a Klondike Bar, so I don't really care
It's quite respectable you're putting your own skills to work. Canvassing is not easy I'm glad to see it's working out for you.
unyuns
unyuns unyuns unyuns unyuns unyuns unyuns unyuns unyuns unyuns unyuns unyuns unyuns unyuns unyuns *make beat noise with the mouth to avail*
Hellovan Onion
if people anger for you to compromise belief to money. they are not understand poor poor feeling.
What? Canvassing pays decently, especially considering it's just talking to people
More work per dollar than necessary is working for free.
Now if you enjoy the work, that may be a fair tradeoff for you. Not everybody goes to work solely for the paycheck.
Oh, I see. Idk, my work ethic is too strong just to do the minimum, especially when there's metrics involved. Plus putting some passion into it makes the day go quickly instead of doing just enough not to get fired then dragging my heels for the rest of the day.
If the other people on the last campaign I did were there for anything other than easy money they wouldn't have been getting shitty numbers. I forget the exact quota but the expectations were so embarrassingly low that I had my quota done about two hours into an eight hour shift
I've quit my job because they wanted me to intentionally avoid registering conservatives to vote. What should I drop in our Signal group chat since they haven't removed me yet?
@Crimson Fucker
Make it count :)
@Crimson Fucker
Make it count :)
unyuns
unyuns unyuns unyuns unyuns unyuns unyuns unyuns unyuns unyuns unyuns unyuns unyuns unyuns unyuns *make beat noise with the mouth to avail*
Hellovan Onion
trump 2024. no more sayerings. only for this. 2 word. make them cry. scream. dititilate.