Lounge96 - Prominent Individual Daniel Lopez mega thread

[Time 4 Guillotines]

SoCal

>California
>Anytime of year
Yeah fuck that noise. The entire West Coast is a terrible option for how I'm trying to live. Yeah, the government throws money into every conceivable bottomless pit but the homeless scene is out of control, especially with Newsom recently ordering the state to start bulldozing the homeless camps.

summer and fall months the Midwest has got some cozy spots

Yeah, the Midwest is aight. I've spent a couple winters doing the homeless thing in the region, which is absolutely awesome if you have proper gear. 95% of the other homelesses fuck off and you can just be in public without some moronic tweaker or drunk injun wanting to come sit on your lap and be obnoxious

Florida's got some cozy panhandling you can do

I had a buddy that used to panhandle and sell these handmade vagina necklaces down in the Keys during the winter months. Had a great time apparently. It's a place I've considered but resources are scarce and crime is about as prevalent as the West coast.
Idk, but I'm probably going to fuck off from where I am immediately after my food stamps hit. All the tuna packs+jerky and I should be more than ready to hitch anywhere

 

[Crimson Fucker]

I fucking hate him.

Asshole gets a dick tattooed on his forehead at 50 and now he's going to get fake tits as a stunt. Stop it, faggot. It's not 2002. Jackass died when Ryan Dunn went up in flames. Your whole life has been spent being the male version of a pick me girl.

And just the fact that he had a whole show where he snitched on every celebrity he did drugs with without their permission was greasy as fuck. Fucking throat cancer sounding ass motherfucker out here dry snitching on everyone who ever did coke with him.

I hate the entire jackass crew in all honesty because they're all assholes. I still watched it because I enjoyed watching them torment each other. But they can all rot.

 

[kiwifails]

>California
>Anytime of year
Yeah fuck that noise. The entire West Coast is a terrible option for how I'm trying to live. Yeah, the government throws money into every conceivable bottomless pit but the homeless scene is out of control, especially with Newsom recently ordering the state to start bulldozing the homeless camps.

Yeah, the Midwest is aight. I've spent a couple winters doing the homeless thing in the region, which is absolutely awesome if you have proper gear. 95% of the other homelesses fuck off and you can just be in public without some moronic tweaker or drunk injun wanting to come sit on your lap and be obnoxious

I had a buddy that used to panhandle and sell these handmade vagina necklaces down in the Keys during the winter months. Had a great time apparently. It's a place I've considered but resources are scarce and crime is about as prevalent as the West coast.
Idk, but I'm probably going to fuck off from where I am immediately after my food stamps hit. All the tuna packs+jerky and I should be more than ready to hitch anywhere

SoCal used to be a great place to be homeless not so much nowadays way too rough to clarify. Florida will always be a great place to panhandle and be a bum, there's always a tourist and places to fish. Though crime and drugs are getting worse. The Midwest isn't bad being homeless as long as you can rough it, however there's always really good job opportunities and day labor. I mean it's been decades since I freebooted across America. I'm sure it's nothing like it used to be. It was bad back then I'm sure it's way worse now.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

there's always really good job opportunities and day labor

The guy who I caught a ride out of the carnival from said he could get me all kinds of ranch jobs. I'm about at the point where I'm down to muck some stalls or whatever for a month or two. The loss of my storage unit is going to really make this shit suck, so might as well kick some shit

 

[Jack]

I hate the entire jackass crew in all honesty because they're all assholes. I still watched it because I enjoyed watching them torment each other. But they can all rot.

It's funny because out of all of them the one I like the most is Bam. The fact that they kicked him out of the 4th Jackass movie was fucked up considering the millions of chances they gave to Steve-O who brought nothing to the table. Bams CKY tapes that's sold like crazy and skateboard shops we're the only reason they even got a TV deal, to the point where season 1 was mainly made up of clips from CKY and CKY 2K.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Bam margarita

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

A new Kengle feature arrives neither early nor late but exactly when he intends it to

 

[Crimson Fucker]

He was always irrelevant and unfunny.

 

[kiwifails]

The guy who I caught a ride out of the carnival from said he could get me all kinds of ranch jobs. I'm about at the point where I'm down to muck some stalls or whatever for a month or two. The loss of my storage unit is going to really make this shit suck, so might as well kick some shit

Working on a ranch ain't bad if they let you stay at the bunkhouse, especially if they're willing to provide meals. Hard work though backbreaking
Keeps you lean, personally I used to do some of them day labor gigs get paid like a Mexican and then bounce out of town a week later.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

Working on a ranch ain't bad if they let you stay at the bunkhouse, especially if they're willing to provide meals. Hard work though backbreaking
Keeps you lean, personally I used to do some of them day labor gigs get paid like a Mexican and then bounce out of town a week later.

Oh yeah, I know it'd probably suck for a while but it'd be an interesting entry in my life story. I think I'm gonna try tapping into my beaner roots and try hitting some day labor. There's offices but I want to try flying a sign that says "Give Me A Job, Ya Bum", see what comes of it

 

[polonium]

Oh yeah, I know it'd probably suck for a while but it'd be an interesting entry in my life story. I think I'm gonna try tapping into my beaner roots and try hitting some day labor. There's offices but I want to try flying a sign that says "Give Me A Job, Ya Bum", see what comes of it

I worked on a dairy farm* once for a few months during summer. Hope you like early mornings.

*Autocorrect changed this to "fairy farm" and I don't even know

 

[kiwifails]

Oh yeah, I know it'd probably suck for a while but it'd be an interesting entry in my life story. I think I'm gonna try tapping into my beaner roots and try hitting some day labor. There's offices but I want to try flying a sign that says "Give Me A Job, Ya Bum", see what comes of it

In my wilder and freer days, no job was too dirty and no pay was too cheap. I have worked some shit jobs for some even shittier pay.

I worked on a dairy farm* once for a few months during summer. Hope you like early mornings.

*Autocorrect changed this to "fairy farm" and I don't even know

I liked working on a farm; something about it just kind of felt good. I'm not sure if it was just being out in the fresh air and doing physical exercise, or all the tasty food I grew. I don't know, I just really liked it."

 

[polonium]

liked working on a farm; something about it just kind of felt good. I'm not sure if it was just being out in the fresh air and doing physical exercise, or all the tasty food I grew. I don't know, I just really liked it."

People are fulfilled when they see something tangible as a result of their efforts. Sitting in a cubicle "processing" a ceaseless torrent of bullshit busywork is what causes people to be depressed and hate their job.

If you're lucky you can work on projects that tax you mentally, include some outdoors/physical element, and actually make something tangible at the end but if not then you'd do better working in a factory mindlessly assembling components than mindlessly sending emails, because at least you're standing up and you can point at what you did today.

 

[kiwifails]

People are fulfilled when they see something tangible as a result of their efforts. Sitting in a cubicle "processing" a ceaseless torrent of bullshit busywork is what causes people to be depressed and hate their job.

If you're lucky you can work on projects that tax you mentally, include some outdoors/physical element, and actually make something tangible at the end but if not then you'd do better working in a factory mindlessly assembling components than mindlessly sending emails, because at least you're standing up and you can point at what you did today.

My grandfather used to say something like that: when a man produces something with his hands, it will always leave him feeling accomplished. We used to go out into the fields on his farm, and even though it was backbreaking labor - hot and dirty work - there was just something so satisfying about it. You just felt fulfilled.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

Cool story bro

 

[Jack]

But I digress....

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

Cool story bro

But Gargamel, you get boners when you see lipstick

 

[unyuns]

But Gargamel, you get boners when you see lipstick
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unyuns need to be explaineding. why lipstick eroticisimism? is to he make-up fetish? are you call him girl boy man femboy? unyuns ask unyuns scare to answer of you. Are for to call him for a sissy man? gay joke? unyuns try but not get this joking.

 

[Gargamel]

But Gargamel, you get boners when you see lipstick
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Ok pedospic

unyuns need to be explaineding. why lipstick eroticisimism? is to he make-up fetish? are you call him girl boy man femboy? unyuns ask unyuns scare to answer of you. Are for to call him for a sissy man? gay joke? unyuns try but not get this joking.

He's butthurt about Jews because a few months ago he blew a Rabbi and the Rabbi stiffed him

 

[unyuns]

He's butthurt about Jews because a few months ago he blew a Rabbi and the Rabbi stiffed him

silly smurf man for real jewish? unyuns learn 'jew' can be 'jokeing' with friend from here place