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Or: A Ralpamales Journey
🅶ඞ🆈🅻🅾🆁🅳 🆂🅾🅲🅺🅴🆁 said:
I've quit my job because they wanted me to intentionally avoid registering conservatives to vote. What should I drop in our Signal group chat since they haven't removed me yet?
@Crimson Fucker
Make it count :)
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Tell them:
"A voter registration or GOTV drive is not a reportable expenditure if the following conditions are met:

The corporation or labor organization must not make any express advocacy communications as part of the voter registration or GOTV drive;
The voter registration drive must not be directed primarily to individuals previously, currently or intending to register with the political party favored by the corporation or labor organization;
Registration information, voting assistance and other services must be made available without regard to the voter’s political preference, and must not be withheld or refused on the basis of support for or opposition to particular candidates or political party. This information must be provided in writing to those receiving such services at the time of the drive; and
Individuals conducting the drive must not be paid on the basis of the number of individuals registered or transported who support one or more particular candidate or political party."

From FEC.
 
Got kicked out of my storage unit, thanks Onion Farms. Something something, you don't know what it's like dot JDANKS
Anyway, I was in a mood and went off on a security guard who tried to tard wrangle me on a public sidewalk. My recording of his call to 911, minus any legally actionable threats that didn't come later
 
redoniblueoni said:
Paid for hoboing sounds pretty good. I think it's a good idea and fits his personality well. There's some work required to get there like a license and then that special qualification license but it's prob not that hard.
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It really isn't, I mean, there are plenty of Somali refugees driving trucks in America.

Probably the biggest hangup is the need to piss clean, and the prohibition of alcohol in the truck.
 
Well, it's been a very fuckin autistic struggle session, between Paladin Boo + her grooming victim, some of you stupid niggers, Kengle, myself.
Is there anything worth reporting here in my public diary? I suppose. I'm quite ready to dip out on the state. I want to be so far away from chugs, it makes me miss beaners.
I can hit the fuck off button and get the free ride out of town literally whenever, but I wouldn't feel ok doing so until I had about a G in my pocket.
Maybe another winter here in the North? The weather gets literally deadly but I'm familiar, just a matter of having the right gear. Only the rats get driven inside by the cold.
I don't know. I feel stuck despite the reality that I can step on the highway and be in anyone's backyard nextweek. I said it to a friend earlier. "Stuck" is an illusory feeling for those that know better but illusory feelings can still suck.
I'm stuck between stuck and fuck it, I suppose.
 
Out on the job hunt today. Found a retail gig that's felony friendly, which I'm honestly excited by the prospect of. I haven't had so much as a littering ticket in 7 years but apparently I must be punished until I die by most of these faggot ass major companies 🙄
Either way, going to go boot strap and try to get my foot in the door with these peeps. It's only $20 an hour, which is acceptable but the important part is how walkable the place will be in winter. I've been contemplating heading down to Florida or Appalachia but I'm going to tough out another winter on hardcore mode.
Wish me luck! Or don't. One doesn't need luck when they have this much swag 😎
 
Time 4 Guillotines said:
Out on the job hunt today. Found a retail gig that's felony friendly, which I'm honestly excited by the prospect of. I haven't had so much as a littering ticket in 7 years but apparently I must be punished until I die by most of these faggot ass major companies 🙄
Either way, going to go boot strap and try to get my foot in the door with these peeps. It's only $20 an hour, which is acceptable but the important part is how walkable the place will be in winter. I've been contemplating heading down to Florida or Appalachia but I'm going to tough out another winter on hardcore mode.
Wish me luck! Or don't. One doesn't need luck when they have this much swag 😎
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There'll be a considerable amount of relief work going on in that area going to be hard and dirty though lots of sleeping out in tents and very little electricity.
 
kiwifails said:
There'll be a considerable amount of relief work going on in that area going to be hard and dirty though lots of sleeping out in tents and very little electricity.
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Oh, Florida? Yeah, I half considered going down there right away because relief work pays very well and most of the temp work is demolition, which is honestly my dream job.
Getting paid to break things on purpose?
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But naw, I need to get myself stable and build a nest egg before traveling on. Being a monied up hobo is honestly a great way to live, might as well suffer (horse) where I'm already at. At least I already have street cred here
 
Ashley Hutsell Jankowski said:
Awesome man what was the felony for?
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I used to have three black stepsons. One day, the elder of them (D'aquarius) was being a real motherfucker, so I grabbed the younger two and tied them together by their nappy ass hair. I'll tell you this much, D'aquarius learned to eat his vegetables in silence after getting thrashed by my pickaninny nunchucks but it cost me 36 months of my life
 
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