The tryhard unfunny "i'm not actually right wing but don't you dare insult Daddy Blumpf" collection:
Orange Rhymer (I upset this drug user by telling him he was creeping me out by forming a parasocial relationship with me)
The 8 of Spades (thinks that posting in BP will get him pussy)
Forgetful Gynn (note: every single nazi I ever asked about Gynn fundamentally rejected being part of any movement he was associated with)