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AltisticRight is dumb and doesn't know people still got older than 50 but the general life expectancy was lower because of infant and maternal mortality. The real reason girls got "married" at 12 is that they were actually betrothed or promised to someone, not married.
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I'm not even religious but the logic of "God impregnated Mary so paedophilia is okay" sounds so disgusting and batshit insane to me, it might as well be an r/atheism shitpost, completely devoid of (I hate this word) nuance and context.

The acceptable age of marriage for Jewish girls back then was 12, though often it was a lot older for the marriage to actually happen. Their logic is paedophilic and blasphemous because we don't know how old she actually was. Though the acceptable age of marriage is that, it often happens during the late teens and early twenties. This was the early years where the life expectancy of an average person is 50, child psychology wasn't even considered. The life expectancy effectively doubled, so was it really a stretch to establish an age of consent figure that corresponds with the general age of independency, which is 18 for normal people and 30 for groypers? If anything, the age of consent with groypers should be fucking 30. It should be classified as zoophilia because groypers are basically animals, or just necrophilia because they're as logical as a dead person.

I'm pretty sure there's a very special place in Hell for those that use the foundation of Christianity to justify their child rape fantasies. Maybe this is ragebait, but I feel like most are being genuine with their paedophilia.

Here's an excerpt from an article, confirming my theory that Altistic is an uneducated dumbass who thinks everyone used to die young until the modern age:
The very term “average age at death” also contributes to the myth. High infant mortality brings down the average at one end of the age spectrum, and open-ended categories such as “40+” or “50+” years keep it low at the other. We know that in 2015 the average life expectancy at birth ranged from 50 years in Sierra Leone to 84 years in Japan, and these differences are related to early deaths rather than differences in total lifespan. A better method of estimating lifespan is to look at life expectancy only at adulthood, which takes infant mortality out of the equation; however, the inability to estimate age beyond about 50 years still keeps the average lower than it should be.
 
What is the point of ban appeals when you just get a random permaban? Its basically you get an arbitrary permaban, come back on a new account, and then they act like that's breaking the rules. When you don't know who exactly banned you or what you did wrong and the staff there don't take moderation positions seriously and do nothing but powertrip. So why the hell should anyone give a shit about what they think? They can just fuck off.
 
AltisticRight is dumb and doesn't know people still got older than 50 but the general life expectancy was lower because of infant and maternal mortality. The real reason girls got "married" at 12 is that they were actually betrothed or promised to someone, not married.
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Here's an excerpt from an article, confirming my theory that Altistic is an uneducated dumbass who thinks everyone used to die young until the modern age:

Apparently Altristic Right never bothered to read the Old Testament where God is shown to be perfectly okay with his people plundering other nations and take their virgin women and girls for themselves.

People make fun of Islam because its founder is a pedophile (the story of Muhammad and Aisha) but even in the context of Judaism and Christianity, God himself never seem to have an issue with his people engaging in the rape of women and forcibly take girls for themselves.

Here's some Bible verses that show God approving of kidnapping, rape, mass murder, and pedophilia:
Exodus 21: 7-10
Numbers 31: 1-18
Deuteronomy 20: 10-14
Judges 21: 7-11
Judges 21: 20-23

Altristic Right is not wrong that the Gropyers are freaks that use religion that justify doing bad things to other people but the Groypers aren't wrong that God doesn't seem to care about pedophilia because it says so in the Bible itself (it's not really blasphemy if it's down written in a holy book where said texts are considered canon).

Whether it's in the context of Judaism, Christianity, or Islam; the God of these three religions simply does not care about rape, kidnapping, pedophilia, mass murder, or other war crimes so long as it's done in his name (God described in the Old and New Testaments of the Bible and God described in the Quran does not care about the sensibilities of modern day people and this includes those on Kiwi Farms).

Obviously society has an obligation to protect children from dangerous predators but what I find laughable is that I don't even know why Kiwi Farms still shills for Christianity where if they want to oppose pedophilia so much then just convert to some form of European paganism instead (European paganism is actually white and you usually don't have a deity present that approves of war crimes).

Holy fuck, Christianity isn't even white, it was a religion that has its origins in ancient Israel (during the age of the Roman Empire) that was simply adopted by the white man as Rome began to decline. The ancient Greek religion, the ancient Roman religion, the ancient Norse religion, various forms of Slavic paganism, paganism found in the British isles, and other native European religions are more white than Christianity when you think about it. I don't understand why the vast majority of those on Kiwi Farms (and other similar groups online) promote Christianity when it's a religion that is the sequel to Judaism and half of the stuff written in the Bible are stuff that the Kiwis would oppose to anyway.
 
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So why the hell should anyone give a shit about what they think?
They shouldn't

The problem is that the weak are the majority of the site. I've lost count as to how many times I've seen users that get scared shitless anytime a janny/null comes in a thread and then all of a sudden the users in question go "oh no massa I sowwy frownie face, please don't get angry at us, we'll be good people we promise!"

They act like their entire life is on the line if they ever had the misfortune of suffering the wrath of a janny. Sometimes you gotta knock a janny down a peg or two to keep their ego in check.
 
I just noticed that the head janny has cleared up his janitorial staff list by retiring all the inactive ones. (https://kiwifarms.st/members/?key=staff_members). If you compare that list to the list that I made back in 2023 (https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/kiwi-farms-moderators.600/post-70741), you can see that there are a lot of names that are missing from my list.

As of now, I think this is the updated list of all the jannies of the Kiwifarms :
Admin
- Null
- One
- Wagglyplacebo

Global Moderator
- Trombonista
- Useful_Mistake
- REGENDarySumanai

Local Moderator
- ADHD (Beauty Parlour)
- Solidus (Beauty Parlour)
- Pineapple Fox (Beauty Parlour)
- Altistic Right (Gunt)
- 0 0 (Animal Control + Off Topic)
- Pepper Jack (DSP)
- Hal (Internet Famous)
- CrunkLord420
- damian
- Francis York Morgan (Thunderdomer)
- Ellesse_warrior (On Topic)
- The American Hedgehog (CWC)
- Secret Asshole (Thunderdomer)

I don't know how both Sammy and Jose Mourinho / Alan Padrew still show up there since they both have the Retired Staff tag and their name is no longer blue (since they both used to be Global Moderator) but I think it's just Josh fucking up his Xenforo setting again.
 
I just noticed that the head janny has cleared up his janitorial staff list by retiring all the inactive ones. (https://kiwifarms.st/members/?key=staff_members). If you compare that list to the list that I made back in 2023 (https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/kiwi-farms-moderators.600/post-70741), you can see that there are a lot of names that are missing from my list.

As of now, I think this is the updated list of all the jannies of the Kiwifarms :
Admin
- Null
- One
- Wagglyplacebo

Global Moderator
- Trombonista
- Useful_Mistake
- REGENDarySumanai

Local Moderator
- ADHD (Beauty Parlour)
- Solidus (Beauty Parlour)
- Pineapple Fox (Beauty Parlour)
- Altistic Right (Gunt)
- 0 0 (Animal Control + Off Topic)
- Pepper Jack (DSP)
- Hal (Internet Famous)
- CrunkLord420
- damian
- Francis York Morgan (Thunderdomer)
- Ellesse_warrior (On Topic)
- The American Hedgehog (CWC)
- Secret Asshole (Thunderdomer)

I don't know how both Sammy and Jose Mourinho / Alan Padrew still show up there since they both have the Retired Staff tag and their name is no longer blue (since they both used to be Global Moderator) but I think it's just Josh fucking up his Xenforo setting again.
Secret Asshole last posted over a year ago, so I don't know how he's still a mod.
 
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