Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Toji Suzuhara / fauxx (?)

[Bear Hammer]

"I think you should shut the fuck up. You're a sock account and I don't like you." - Joshua Connor Moon​

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Toji Suzuhara (A), 23 is a kiwi farms user you have all probably heard of, and may have even directly interacted with. In just under a year, Toji has managed to rack up an astonishing 11,000+ posts, a feat that would make even the most notorious forum addicts coom. He has become a constant presence across many threads, always ready with a take, whether insightful, funny, or completely unnecessary. Entire thread Archived: https://archive.ph/T1AR6

A committed weeb, Toji makes his anime interest very open, his name is taken from an Evangelion character, his avatars are almost always anime girls, and it's not uncommon for him to reference shows and characters he likes. But more uniquely, he’s also known for his fixation on mentally ill women, a trait that became one of his very own characteristics. His very first post on the Farms was a sincere explanation of why he finds reclusive, emotionally unstable women ideal partners.

Nowhere is this obsession more evident than in the Zoey thread, where Toji has become something of a resident expert (or creep, depending on who you ask). Zoey, a 19-year-old girl with severe BPD and an internet presence, has captured Toji’s attention to the point of near ritual posting. His familiarity with the site’s culture, combined with his niche interests, have made him a respected figure in the community.

If you’ve spent any time in the deeper parts of the Farms over the past year, chances are you’ve witnessed at least one classic Toji Moment™, be it a thread-derailing slapfight, an unsolicited powerlevel, or his recurring habit of falling into drama.
This thread is dedicated to all things Toji, from his posting habits to the occasional drama he stirs up, and serves as a place to document and discuss his many antics.

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Part 1: Toji's Ban from the Lolcow Salon​

"Did you pay attention in high school biology or were you too busy seething that the cheerleaders didn't wanna date you?" - Lidl Drip​

Archive 1 / Archive 2 / Archive 3​

In the early months of the year, Toji found himself banned from the Lolcow Salon, the websites board for WAHMENZ, after getting into a drawn-out slapfight with everyones favorite sassy radfem TERF, Lidl Drip. What started as a casual comment about incels quickly devolved into an exhausting nature vs. nurture debate, with both sides throwing increasingly petty insults over genetics, societal collapse, and high school biology classes. The derail went on for multiple pages and eventually caught the attention of staff, resulting in Toji getting the boot from the board. It remains one of his more memorable "early career" incidents on the Farms.

Spoiler: Rest of the slapfight

Lidl delievers the fatal blow here

Toji breaks out the "well actually" argument here

After catching the boot from the Lolcow Salon for his slapfight with Lidl Drip, Toji did what any self respecting forum warrior would do: he immediately made a thread crying about it. Here’s a highlight reel from the first page of it, featuring cope, seethe, and Toji making Nvll mad.

Archive​

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Part 2: SergeantAutist vs. Toji Suzuhara, Autist-On-Autist Crime​

"Faggot why would you leak DMs?​

Do you want me to leak those DMs where you were practically begging for my BWC?" - SergeantAutist​

One notable slapfight that he is partly known for, is his one with @SergeantAutist, a user so radioactive that merely interacting with him could drop your IQ twenty points.

If you've been around debate threads at all, you've probably seen this guy: He is a looksmaxxer with over 1,000+ posts on "looksmaxxing.org," a frequent poster on neets.net, and a guy whose biggest claim to fame is bragging about fucking an autistic tranny off Grindr. (Yes, really.)

The whole thing started when SergeantAutist accused Toji of being a lolicon because of his avatar while trying to derail the loli/shota thread. This backfired almost instantly, with a debate thread made about him and Toji retaliating by posting DMs Sergeant had sent him, asking weird questions like whether it was appropriate to show his future kids anime like Demon Slayer.

To make matters worse for SergeantAutist, when he tried to guilt-trip Toji for leaking the DMs, he revealed that he had previously "practically begged for his BWC", confirming what most people already suspected: that he was, in fact, a desperate degenerate on every possible level.

Things continued to spiral when Sergeant started defending Isle of Sippy, a known pedophile caught with actual CP, saying he "felt bad" for him because he was "just a poor subhuman."

Toji simply told him:

At this point, SergeantAutist kept digging, calling the pedo "depressed and listless," while Toji fired back with a deadpan insult about it being his "soulmate."

Good for Toji to come off looking slightly less brain damaged compared to a guy defending a literal sex offender.

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Part 3: Toji's Obsession with Mentally Ill Women.​

One of the most notable, and very uncomfortable, aspects of Toji Suzuhara's internet persona is his obsession with mentally ill women. From his first post on Kiwi Farms, it was clear that this fixation would become a central theme in his online presence. When responding to a user in the "Duolicious" thread, Toji revealed a deeply unsettling rationale for his attraction to mentally unstable women:

This post, which was his first ever contribution on Kiwi Farms, essentially set the stage for his ongoing infatuation with women who are struggling with mental health issues. Toji's belief that these women provide the "best" loyalty because of their perceived lack of agency and isolation reveals a lot about his warped view of relationships. His unhealthy preference for women who are emotionally fragile or psychologically disturbed has persisted across multiple threads, with his most notable obsession being Zoey, a 19-year-old girl with severe Borderline Personality Disorder (BPD). Who he has expressed interest in subtly multiple times, that even became a joke among thread regulars.

Link / Archive

Link / Archive


Toji's regular participation in the Zoey thread, a thread dedicated to tracking the life and meltdowns of this troubled young woman, provides further insight into his mindset. In many ways, Zoey serves as the perfect example of Toji's ideal "type": emotionally volatile, mentally unstable, and in need of constant attention and care.

What is most disturbing is how Toji seems to thrive on the chaos and unpredictability that comes with these women. Most likely, in his eyes, their psychological disorders offer him a sense of control, or at least the illusion of being needed, as they remain tethered to him through their mental health struggles. Whether it’s Zoey or others, Toji’s consistent presence in these threads highlights a deeply unhealthy fixation, one that he has openly embraced from the very beginning of his time on Kiwi Farms.

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Part 4: The Toji-Fauux Question​

One of the lingering mysteries around Toji Suzuhara is his connection to the website fauux.neocities.org (A), a moody, Serial Experiments Lain-inspired personal page linked directly in his Kiwi Farms profile.

At first glance, it makes sense: Toji is a weeb with a particular love for Lain, and the aesthetic of the site, glitchy graphics, depressive quotes, vaporwave, fits with his overall posting style.
Digging a little deeper, though, things get a bit weird.

The website credits a user named "Fauux" (A), and links to a YouTube channel (A) by the same name, which hosts several videos showcasing 3D models of Lain's room.

Again, all very "Toji-like."

However, the YouTube channel lists its location as Norway and has uploaded videos relating to Norway, while Toji has claimed to be Brazilian on the forums.

This raises a few possibilities:

• Toji could be a Brazilian who currently lives in Norway (unlikely, but not impossible).
• Toji could be lying about his nationality for opsec reasons (also not impossible).
• Toji is nordic and just made a joke that the autistic kiwis took seriously (he has made jokes in the expense of brazilians before)
• Or the website isn't actually his, and he's just promoting it because it fits his Lainposting persona.

Adding to the confusion, Toji has said in his bio:

"To complain about pfps/Lain website, use DMs."

Which implies some kind of ownership or at least personal connection, but nothing has ever been confirmed.

So, is he Fauux?​

• Maybe. The aesthetic fits, the attitude fits, and he publicly links it.
• Maybe not. The nationality mismatch and lack of direct admission leave enough room for doubt.

For now, it remains one of those weird loose ends.

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Love him or hate him, Toji Suzuhara has cemented himself as one of Kiwi Farms' most recognizable newfaces, a rapidfire poster, a lover of broken women, a magnet for slapfights, and maybe (just maybe) a secret Norwegian Lain website curator. In barely a year, he's managed to rack up over 11,000 posts, get himself banned from the Lolcow Salon, leave a trail of drama in every forum he touches, but is still a relatively respected figure among the site's regulars.

Whether you see him as a good poster or an annoying weeb, there's no denying that Toji is a product of the Farms itself: stubborn, weirdly endearing, and always terminally online.

Once again, this thread is for documenting all things Toji-related, be it more slapfights, things he said that you didn't like, "is he Fauux?" conspiracies, or any other future drama he inevitably finds himself in.

Happy watching.

 

[JewNiggerCock]

where is the funny ?

 

[Bear Hammer]

where is the funny ?

Don't really know what else to tell you other than if you don't care about toji, you are free not to post in the thread.

And besides, toji is someone who gets himself involved in entertaining drama / situations somewhat often.

 

[JewNiggerCock]

still not answering my question, where is the funny ?

 

[Fedbuster]

>over 11k posts in under a year on kiwifarms and is a terminally online weeb on the farms
>accuses every new account of being a "sock"
>is never far from several other accounts that will show up to brigade whoever they are talking to and mass report them to troonbonista.

Absolute jobless redditor behavior. Jewsh has banned for far less so they must be someone's sock account.

As for Lidl, those kinds of users do not "argue" online. They just encounter a different opinion, cry for the jannies to ban the user (male or female), and then go on hoping to lure in more users to mass report. They do not see other users as actual people so should not get a say in moderation actions.

 

[Bear Hammer]

>over 11k posts in under a year on kiwifarms and is a terminally online weeb on the farms
>accuses every new account of being a "sock"
>is never far from several other accounts that will show up to brigade whoever they are talking to and mass report them to troonbonista.

Absolute jobless redditor behavior. Jewsh has banned for far less so they must be someone's sock account.

As for Lidl, those kinds of users do not "argue" online. They just encounter a different opinion, cry for the jannies to ban the user (male or female), and then go on hoping to lure in more users to mass report. They do not see other users as actual people so should not get a say in moderation actions.

He's like if Reddit karma whores and /a/ autists had a baby and raised it on the Farms. Honestly wouldn’t be surprised if the jannies are too scared to perma-ban him out of fear he’ll just make three more sock accounts and make another 10k posts explaining why mentally ill women are more heckin' loyal.

 

[Bear Hammer]

Some of Toji’s orbiters posted saying I should’ve included more background on him earlier in the thread, so I asked a mod to edit the OP and he went ahead and did it. He bungled a few of the links, but whatever, it’s good enough and gets the point across.

 

[Kiwi Pot Pie]

Absolute jobless redditor behavior. Jewsh has banned for far less so they must be someone's sock account.

He showed up a year ago and knew all the memes and in-lingo no shit he's someone's sock.