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Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Amusing fact about Bill Hicks (who could have been seen as a cow, if you read on, you'll find out...):
There is a bit on one of Bill's albums, called Sonic and Clamlappers vol 6, Bill was a MASSIVE Sonic fan. At the end of his life, he ended up in a dysfunctional relationship with a Single Mom. I say dysfunctional, because there is poetry written by Bill that STRONGLY hints at him being abusive to her. He admitted to playing Sonic for hours, with this boy.
tl/dr: Bill Hick's was a massive Sperg, even if he was high functioning (coke) and was at Waco and got that video footage of the Tank setting light to the compound.
Another fucking terfoid with a sexual harrasment fetish.
And the old man's name? Albert Einstein. Please believe her she was soooo harrased cuz womyn guise, she knows why they poon out!
Where the fuck do they live that they always go "oh i was so opressed i was told im an object more than person my titties gave so much attention when growing fucking moids uwu so insecure"? Because I don't think they are from some islamic country!
And the old man's name? Albert Einstein. Please believe her she was soooo harrased cuz womyn guise, she knows why they poon out!
Where the fuck do they live that they always go "oh i was so opressed i was told im an object more than person my titties gave so much attention when growing fucking moids uwu so insecure"? Because I don't think they are from some islamic country!
The Washington Ogre
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This was typed with one hand.
Chrysler Building
Hellovan Onion
Oldfag cringe.
"Guuuuuuuuuuuuuys I'm watching teh Sonic movie omg so hyped guuuuuuys!!!!"
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"guuuuys they played the thing omgomgomg its liveandlearnin' time i liveandlearned all over the place"
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sonic the hedgehoo
its a little heartwarming to see some unadulterated joy imo. Never minded tards so long as they stick to their tard things instead of being public nuisances.
This is probably why he looks like a live action Dr Seuss character.
Mister Metokur's thread is in civil retard war. Users uncovered that he's been in legal trouble for debt several times and has been taken to court over it which is something they mock other lolcows and black people for. The dedicated janitors for Metokur (the "sweepy squad") attempt to defend the debtmaxxing claiming its not a big deal and calling it based. Surely if it wasn't such a big deal it could just be ignored, but Metokur's fan have this instinctual drive to defend him under the ironybro, nihilistic guise of "not caring." Some users are even calling for these intrepid investigators of Metokur's debts to be threadbanned .
Let's not forget that he defrauded the government years ago with a PPP loan during the pandemic he helped sensationalize.
Let's not forget that he defrauded the government years ago with a PPP loan during the pandemic he helped sensationalize.
Is this like trying to sell your soul to multiple demons so they have to fight eachother over who gets to collect your soul?
Chrysler Building
Hellovan Onion
Nice to have more confirmation that Jimmy's a black hole of money. This is motive to lie about being sick too.
Idk, I just don't get why debtmaxxing is such an important rite of passage for trailer trash.
Shadfan666xxx000
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Jesus, this is like my dad.
ipreferpickles
An Onion Among Onions
youthful_ shannel
An Onion Among Onions
One of the reasons I discovered Kiwifarms is because trannies kept showing up in facebook groups writing fanfic like this. It's so hilarious how quickly the other farms succumbed to troonery after cataloguing it so obsessively for so many years.
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The amount of cope in the thread is crazy with users claiming that the bank taking you to court is some completely normal thing. Not to mention Metokur being too scared to confront people himself and sending out his wife under a fake name.
Very few people (as seen below) are actually talking sense and the rest of the users are stuck in some immature, rebellious "F the banks!" sloganeering.
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ipreferpickles
An Onion Among Onions
Ultrapenguin made the mistake of telling the Woman-Hate thread that average, in shape men with no mental hangups do fine with women.
Shadfan666xxx000
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These spaces are the number one poison young people have to deal with next to Discord groomers.
youthful_ shannel
An Onion Among Onions
Yes, but keep in mind, this space would not exist on the farms had tranny sleeper cells not altered the site culture to accommodate it.
I imagine banks would turn this over to a collection agency.
Can't say I feel sorry for them. They love playing devil's advocate for both of those types and being a part of the problem themselves. Since they love to kill perfectly usable public forums like this site and redirect new users to ephemeral discord echo chambers that don't ever actually talk about the video games they are named after and consolidate any alternatives they can get control over so they can spam their mentally ill bullshit.
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And he's got a history of drunk drinking.
I don't envy those who participate in gender war discourse 24/7. Just log off and hire a prostitute/gigolo.