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The new declines of Kiwifarms
Mister Metokur's thread is in civil retard war. Users uncovered that he's been in legal trouble for debt several times and has been taken to court over it which is something they mock other lolcows and black people for. The dedicated janitors for Metokur (the "sweepy squad") attempt to defend the debtmaxxing claiming its not a big deal and calling it based. Surely if it wasn't such a big deal it could just be ignored, but Metokur's fan have this instinctual drive to defend him under the ironybro, nihilistic guise of "not caring." Some users are even calling for these intrepid investigators of Metokur's debts to be threadbanned .

Let's not forget that he defrauded the government years ago with a PPP loan during the pandemic he helped sensationalize.
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And he's got a history of drunk drinking.
 
The dedicated janitors for Metokur (the "sweepy squad") attempt to defend the debtmaxxing claiming its not a big deal and calling it based
>debt
>based

Wtf kind of backwards retarded logic is this?

When I was growing up, my parents always taught me to save my money, and not have a fuck-ton of credit cards (1 or 2 was fine, just to establish some sort of credit and have a high credit score when you make your payments on time). Who the fuck would want to have that worry on their shoulders 24/7 where they don't know if they can make ends meat or keep the fucking house while balacing the constant bills you get in the mail?

Also, sad to see Metokur's decline. Guess he's not 100% immune to bullshit like everyone (including me) thought he was.
Ultrapenguin made the mistake of telling the Woman-Hate thread that average, in shape men with no mental hangups do fine with women.
Can confirm. I'm an average looking slim guy who's had 6 ex girlfriends and countless dates back in my 20's thanks to online dating. All of them were average looking as well.

Now there IS an argument to be made on how dating, especially online dating, has been declining in quality for yerars now, especially thanks to the political climate (e.g. if you live in a blue state, you'll see more "don't contact me if you're a trump supporter" profiles). Otherwise getting a chick is not as hard as some people make it out to be.
 
>debt
>based

Wtf kind of backwards retarded logic is this?

When I was growing up, my parents always taught me to save my money, and not have a fuck-ton of credit cards (1 or 2 was fine, just to establish some sort of credit and have a high credit score when you make your payments on time). Who the fuck would want to have that worry on their shoulders 24/7 where they don't know if they can make ends meat or keep the fucking house while balacing the constant bills you get in the mail?

Also, sad to see Metokur's decline. Guess he's not 100% immune to bullshit like everyone (including me) thought he was.

Can confirm. I'm an average looking slim guy who's had 6 ex girlfriends and countless dates back in my 20's thanks to online dating. All of them were average looking as well.

Now there IS an argument to be made on how dating, especially online dating, has been declining in quality for yerars now, especially thanks to the political climate (e.g. if you live in a blue state, you'll see more "don't contact me if you're a trump supporter" profiles). Otherwise getting a chick is not as hard as some people make it out to be.
Well, when you make fun of retards on the internet and bitch about them like Jim does, it'll be your demise it seems. Better yet, the fucker came across as the average kiwifarmer.
 
Better yet, the fucker came across as the average kiwifarmer.
Contrary-wise, a good deal of the kwiffar, have based their personality on Gym, I'm a fan of Archive.org, and you'd be surprised the stuff that pops up...
He goes back to at least 2009. He is the template for everyone in the sektur, bar gunt (there is only one gunt, before that, there was Sam Kinison and Rosie O Donnell), including joshy, but most certainly Pedomenco (still a kwiffar), but even PPPwinson.

Anyway, back at tech grev...
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I've noticed the site is a bit slower, and you got to expect 501 once a day...
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I'm reading that post in this voice...
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Contrary-wise, a good deal of the kwiffar, have based their personality on Gym, I'm a fan of Archive.org, and you'd be surprised the stuff that pops up...
He goes back to at least 2009. He is the template for everyone in the sektur, bar gunt (there is only one gunt, before that, there was Sam Kinison and Rosie O Donnell), including joshy, but most certainly Pedomenco (still a kwiffar), but even PPPwinson. ...PPPwinson.
Imagine the shock.
 

There's a secret financial hack where you don't have to pay off $2k if you don't spend it in the first place

One of the reasons I discovered Kiwifarms is because trannies kept showing up in facebook groups writing fanfic like this. It's so hilarious how quickly the other farms succumbed to troonery after cataloguing it so obsessively for so many years.


I hope this tranny hanged himself

The amount of cope in the thread is crazy with users claiming that the bank taking you to court is some completely normal thing. Not to mention Metokur being too scared to confront people himself and sending out his wife under a fake name.

Very few people (as seen below) are actually talking sense and the rest of the users are stuck in some immature, rebellious "F the banks!" sloganeering.
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Jim is moderately funny and owned the Jordan Peterson simps many years ago. I really don't get it, this parasocial stuff is weird. Jim isn't a musician or an artist or a model or even an influencer. He's a drunk cracker in Minnesota who married an Asian e-slut and he made videos about lolcows once upon a time and was friends with Ethan Ralph before he self destructed. Am I missing something here, why are these posters having to push back on people defending the drunk cracker behavior?

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Ultrapenguin made the mistake of telling the Woman-Hate thread that average, in shape men with no mental hangups do fine with women.

Spotted the obesoid. Good luck with your vaginoplasty Bungdit.

>debt
>based

Wtf kind of backwards retarded logic is this?

When I was growing up, my parents always taught me to save my money, and not have a fuck-ton of credit cards (1 or 2 was fine, just to establish some sort of credit and have a high credit score when you make your payments on time). Who the fuck would want to have that worry on their shoulders 24/7 where they don't know if they can make ends meat or keep the fucking house while balacing the constant bills you get in the mail?

Also, sad to see Metokur's decline. Guess he's not 100% immune to bullshit like everyone (including me) thought he was.

Can confirm. I'm an average looking slim guy who's had 6 ex girlfriends and countless dates back in my 20's thanks to online dating. All of them were average looking as well.

Now there IS an argument to be made on how dating, especially online dating, has been declining in quality for yerars now, especially thanks to the political climate (e.g. if you live in a blue state, you'll see more "don't contact me if you're a trump supporter" profiles). Otherwise getting a chick is not as hard as some people make it out to be.

Meeting a new partner means going to places that they are at where you have interests in common. It's literally that easy. Striking out isn't a big deal. Literally no idea why failsons and faildaughters do this shit to themselves, fuck's sake. Being alone is a choice! If redneck credit card debtmaxxer Jimbo can land a cute Asian girl then what is stopping the average schlubby white guy. Good god
 
The age old debate about anime drags on... Welp is reasonable in response to Space Patrol's rather "stick to kwiffar script" of "You are a manchild for something that broke the brooms dick in youth"
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ssj yiff there...
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lol. While it's true, ssj yiff is a coomer, and a pedophile, for that matter, it's still just cartoons. Mostly shit cartoons, but shit cartoons. It's not ALL epiletic seizure inducing flashing frames...
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(unrelated ep)
 
Mister Metokur's thread is in civil retard war.
That thread is always like that ever since Null kept moving it through different subforums. Null, as Lidl, constantly seethes in that thread about Metokur because he's mad that still to this day Jim is more successful streaming than him so the same five posters are constantly shitting up everything to find something that will be the end to Metokur. Null was seething in the thread about how bad Metokur's Christmas merch was throughout that because it still sells more his Kiwifarms shirts. There's a bunch of Ralph tagnuts mad that all of the Sektur fell but Jim. There's Null, as Lidl, constantly seething about everything Jim does. And there's his fans who can't take any criticism of their favorite streamer.

That whole thread exists and is spurned on by Null because he's perpetually a seething fag about Jim still being more popular than him and anyone on his site giving money to people not him are traitors. Null e-begs constantly but still mentions in every thread about how bad paypigs for whoever he doesn't like are.
Idk, I just don't get why debtmaxxing is such an important rite of passage for trailer trash.
The highest amount of credit card debt to income are people sitting right between middle and upper middle class. $5000 in credit card debt across multiple cards and years is incredibly low.
 
There's a secret financial hack where you don't have to pay off $2k if you don't spend it in the first place



I hope this tranny hanged himself



Jim is moderately funny and owned the Jordan Peterson simps many years ago. I really don't get it, this parasocial stuff is weird. Jim isn't a musician or an artist or a model or even an influencer. He's a drunk cracker in Minnesota who married an Asian e-slut and he made videos about lolcows once upon a time and was friends with Ethan Ralph before he self destructed. Am I missing something here, why are these posters having to push back on people defending the drunk cracker behavior?



Spotted the obesoid. Good luck with your vaginoplasty Bungdit.



Meeting a new partner means going to places that they are at where you have interests in common. It's literally that easy. Striking out isn't a big deal. Literally no idea why failsons and faildaughters do this shit to themselves, fuck's sake. Being alone is a choice! If redneck credit card debtmaxxer Jimbo can land a cute Asian girl then what is stopping the average schlubby white guy. Good god
Cotton ceiling is a srs business

The difference between struggling normies and pussyscoring bums is that normalfags are bound by self imposed morality and what they desire in men/women, the bums go for low hanging fruits void of self respects
 
This Chad Stacy shit is for losers.
All you got to do is the bare minimum get a job take care of yourself physically and don't be a creep.
Cultivate some interests and hobbies. That don't involve being online.
This is absolute bullshit.
I know multiple people myself included that 1 have a job, 2 dress decent and are not overweight, 3 have hobbies that require you to meet other people and still can't get girlfriends.
Infact I can't even get a single like on any dating app.
The reality is women nowadays have insanely inflated egos and normal men don't even stand a chance.
 
This is absolute bullshit.
I know multiple people myself included that 1 have a job, 2 dress decent and are not overweight, 3 have hobbies that require you to meet other people and still can't get girlfriends.
Infact I can't even get a single like on any dating app.
The reality is women nowadays have insanely inflated egos and normal men don't even stand a chance.
Job check. Decent clothes check. Hobbies check. Now, all you need to do is trade in that chip on your shoulder for a dash of humility, a pinch of self-awareness, and a whole lot of positivity. Until then, you're just a profile pic with a bad attitude – and that's not a match made in heaven.
 
Reason: Forget to say welcome to the farms
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This is absolute bullshit.
I know multiple people myself included that 1 have a job, 2 dress decent and are not overweight, 3 have hobbies that require you to meet other people and still can't get girlfriends.
Infact I can't even get a single like on any dating app.
The reality is women nowadays have insanely inflated egos and normal men don't even stand a chance.

Embrace trannydom, a husbando awaits you at the end of the tunnel!
 
Meeting a new partner means going to places that they are at where you have interests in common. It's literally that easy. Striking out isn't a big deal. Literally no idea why failsons and faildaughters do this shit to themselves, fuck's sake. Being alone is a choice! If redneck credit card debtmaxxer Jimbo can land a cute Asian girl then what is stopping the average schlubby white guy. Good god
It's gotta be poor communication. Either they suck talking to other people online/texting, or they're ok at that, but in person they suck. I've been in plenty of situations where the chick I met online is a chatterbox when she's facing the screen but then clams up when in person. And then she'll use the "oh I'm just shy" excuse. O.K. if you're shy then why did you even bother making the effort to meet up?
 
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