Well Mr. Maine, I don't know how to tell you this but...take yo ass tot eh store and get PLASTIC straws if you're tired of getting "shitty paper straws"Not so much Deep Thoughts...
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More, rubbish stand up bit about 1stWPs.
Reminds me of Big Pharma Shill Neil Young's...
"Tried to save the trees ...trees
Bought a plastic bag
The bottom fell out
It was a piece of crap"
btw, the rare times I visit a Maccy D's, the Downie (it's usually a downie, nowadays) asks me if I want a straw. js.