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These threads cover general gossip and interacting with Kiwifarms (openly calling them out).
KampungBoy
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KampungBoy
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THE MERGE... IS ON... WERE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ma'am I can see your lower lip quivering over the internet. Do you need smelling salts or an hour with a cute puppy?
BY GAWD IT'S CLOUD OFF THE TOP ROPES.
Lidl bodied
I remember when I started the "you're a cloud" thing. Glad to see it caught on.
KampungBoy
Local Moderator
They keep running back to the Man Hate thread for a quick bit of hugbox validation after they get owned in BPGooner.
Pitstop for ass pats before they go back to get ravaged again, like the back room of a strip club.
KampungBoy
Local Moderator
Speaking of asspats. Holy hell it's unbelievable how much validation they need.
From the Man Hate thread:
"I have bravely defended queen Rowling but I need updoots from you ladies to defeat those chuds as they didn't agree with me."
From the Man Hate thread:
"I have bravely defended queen Rowling but I need updoots from you ladies to defeat those chuds as they didn't agree with me."
Given how often null (or "lidl") gets his shit pushed in and suddenly fifty ball washers show up to defend him, it's fun to see them confirm they in fact are running back to Hamplanet Homeworld for reinforcements whenever they get called fat or w/e
KampungBoy
Local Moderator
Oh fuck buddy
UltimoNigger
Baby Onion
Lurker is so pathetic. Smug bitch
ipreferpickles
An Onion Among Onions
It might be because he realizes how bad it'd make him look, but I'm surprised Null hasn't banned even more people by now. They're getting uppity in that thread.
Fatties are Joshua's only source of comfort in what is otherwise a world dominated by the fit and attractive.
UltimoNigger
Baby Onion
Null should chug some mangosteen and swallow a 5.7
Sad thing is, swallowing a 350 probably wouldn't even double his weight.
KampungBoy
Local Moderator
Motherfucker was too scared to share his weight four years ago during covid, He must be full out stay puft by now.
Home Depot Bucket
Hellovan Onion
We should start a poll about how fat he must be. Must be in scientific notation by now.
KampungBoy
Local Moderator
Au contraire, mon ami.
KampungBoy
Local Moderator
These niggas so boring theyre all just wishing android raptor comes back. Do something you boring faggots, crack a joke instead of just whining all the time.