Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

[KampungBoy]

THE MERGE... IS ON... WERE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ma'am I can see your lower lip quivering over the internet. Do you need smelling salts or an hour with a cute puppy?

BY GAWD IT'S CLOUD OFF THE TOP ROPES.

Lidl bodied

 

[Gargamel]

I remember when I started the "you're a cloud" thing. Glad to see it caught on.

 

[KampungBoy]

They keep running back to the Man Hate thread for a quick bit of hugbox validation after they get owned in BPGooner.

https://archive.is/wip/aURgv

 

[Hadrada]

His entire cheerleader squad is getting blown to bits. rl

 

[Zephyr]

They keep running back to the Man Hate thread for a quick bit of hugbox validation after they get owned in BPGooner.

https://archive.is/wip/aURgv

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Pitstop for ass pats before they go back to get ravaged again, like the back room of a strip club.

 

[KampungBoy]

Speaking of asspats. Holy hell it's unbelievable how much validation they need.
From the Man Hate thread:

"I have bravely defended queen Rowling but I need updoots from you ladies to defeat those chuds as they didn't agree with me."

 

[polonium]

Speaking of asspats. Holy hell it's unbelievable how much validation they need.
From the Man Hate thread:
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"I have bravely defended queen Rowling but I need updoots from you ladies to defeat those chuds as they didn't agree with me."

Given how often null (or "lidl") gets his shit pushed in and suddenly fifty ball washers show up to defend him, it's fun to see them confirm they in fact are running back to Hamplanet Homeworld for reinforcements whenever they get called fat or w/e

 

[KampungBoy]

Hamplanet Homeworld

Oh fuck buddy

 

[UltimoNigger]

"You can't talk about the shota rape roleplay we had because a man said something icky once."
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Lurker is so pathetic. Smug bitch

 

[gynoid]

The mr bones retard getting banned is hilarious considering he was a massive null simp (he was also a true and honest tranny and had beef with lidl iirc). Turns out no matter how much you suck up to jersh, he'll still ban you if you piss off his favourite fatty club.

 

[ipreferpickles]

It might be because he realizes how bad it'd make him look, but I'm surprised Null hasn't banned even more people by now. They're getting uppity in that thread.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

Fatties are Joshua's only source of comfort in what is otherwise a world dominated by the fit and attractive.

 

[UltimoNigger]

Null should chug some mangosteen and swallow a 5.7

 

[Gargamel]

swallow a 5.7

Sad thing is, swallowing a 350 probably wouldn't even double his weight.

 

[KampungBoy]

Motherfucker was too scared to share his weight four years ago during covid, He must be full out stay puft by now.

 

[Home Depot Bucket]

Motherfucker was too scared to share his weight four years ago during covid, He must be full out stay puft by now.

We should start a poll about how fat he must be. Must be in scientific notation by now.

 

[KampungBoy]

Au contraire, mon ami.

 

[KampungBoy]

These niggas so boring theyre all just wishing android raptor comes back. Do something you boring faggots, crack a joke instead of just whining all the time.

 

[SwimStaffRubber]

These niggas so boring theyre all just wishing android raptor comes back. Do something you boring faggots, crack a joke instead of just whining all the time.

Kiwiniggers should be nuked imemdiately

 

[EbonicTutor]

These niggas so boring theyre all just wishing android raptor comes back. Do something you boring faggots, crack a joke instead of just whining all the time.

lol draggs mentioned me too... I'll give em that.