As many people has seen in her infamous thread "Ashley's Playhouse", Ashley "AssAids" Hutsell Jankowski may in fact have Mulitple Personality Disorder. But what are these personalities?
Well Onions, in this thread I'll give a brief overview of each of them.
1.Wacky Ashley
This Ashley occurs around 5am-4pm, the usual time when Ashley drinks.
Her posts are along the lines of:
"Your existence is a nightmare and multiple peoples' lives would improve immensely if you died






"
Or when she calls
@fnaarf's boyfriend a mentally unwell freak.
Or when she spams
@Sailfish face even though her face can't be shown.
This is when Ashley tries to act like a cute, and kooky, 20 year old woman. Unfortunately, that time has passed and instead it seems like the ramblings of horribly abused 40 year old.
She's usually known for lying, being unable to read, and for being a complete asshole.
2.Arrogant Ashley
This Ashley's are along the line of this:
"Actually my grandpa gave me a house because I took care of him in his later years and I hate to bring it up but I'm inheriting well over a milly."
Or the time she gave out her voice.
This Ashley is a bitch. This Ashley must tell everybody about her life. She must tell everyone how she inherited a house or the book she's going to write. She must tell everyone about her art. This Ashley cannot live without telling everybody, because if she doesn't, she'll have to live with the fact she's not even a bit better than any of her stalkers.
3.Sad Brain Ashley
This Ashley posts are usually this:
"Btw you need to make up your mind whether you're dangerous or not. If you don't think it's possible you pushed Marshall to suicide then why are you acting like making a joke to a pack of autistic homophobes has had lasting emotional impact on me lmao."
Or
"You have three days to delete this thread and get these three demonic losers out of my personal life or I'm filing a complaint with the medical board of your state."
This Ashley is the woman is trying, and failing, to do her best. The one who is trapped forever with her other personalities. The one who yearns to be left alone, but can't due to her own neuroses. Please pray for her.
4.Spiteful and Pain Loving Ashley
This Ashley's posts are usually this:
"Yeah all that shit is true. Thanks for posting it again freak."
Or her infamous
"Get raped K ike"
This Ashley loves being in pain and admitting that she can't help herself from coming onto sites that either dox or make fun of her. This Ashley must confront everyone and everything like a rabid dog. Even if you give out your hand in peace, this Ashley will bite it.
5.Passionate Ashley
This Ashley's post can been seen in her thread, circa July-August 2023, as well as in the beginning of her thread.
This Ashley is the one who wants to fight the good fight against the Nazis and homophobes who make fun of her and her beloved China and LGBT. The one who has to tell everybody about mean old Kengle, Nazi Karl, and abused Fnaarf. The one who wants the world to put all the bad guys into their rightfully earned death camps so the "chosen" race can inheirit the earth.
There you go, if anyone has more Ashley personalities, put them down. Love you all!