Nah it wouldn't work, her neck is way too thick.
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Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski
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The original Ashley
Maybe that meat cutting wire they use at a butchers.
Ashley should visit the Tennessee Aquarium in Chattanooga and then jump in the shark exhibit when no one is looking.
Poor sharks would develop diabetes
Ash strikes me as the type of person who would vote for AOC and now she just has A1C
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Fnaarf isn't up to date on ALL the loser school shooters, having a life, and Ash takes that as Fnaarf being obsessed with her... shure Fat Jan. Then @Jackrabbit with some obvz bait, which Ash willingly guzzles up. Forgetting that she knew neither of her parents.
Also, suicide is a very serious topic, and so I'd like to post this song (noted anti-suicide track), in case Ash, who is very self destructive, might think on, and decide it's time to stop and smell the roses.
I love the fact that she defends transgender people so much and gives no love to the homos. The fat idiot is a contradiction and she doesn't even realize it.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
It's like the time that the LBG decided (decades too late), that... people who think they are something they physically aren't... are nutters. btw that Harvey Milk was a nonce and enabled Jim Jones (guy who murdered a load of Marxists... yes Ash, the end of the road for Marxism... Jonestown, at best), and deserved to get his head blown off.
You have to wonder, how Ash squares Iran forcing queers to transition (although, Islam, being an Abrahamic religion is against that shit)?
Ash grasses Fnaarf and Lovitz up to some loony. Loony spazzes out at Ash... great story lardarse. "cognitively touched" Spaz brained looney like you, you mean?
He also outed gay people that didn't want to be outed in the '70s because "the cause was too important"
He's schemed with the rest of the government to remove that dude's district out of fag spite. I'm glad he got blown away and his killer only did a few years.
Yeah those dudes are complete creepers out in the desert man. They are always looking for some kind of loophole or work around to do what they want to do, like fuck a dude.
So I guess this one stung a little since she hasn't responded in over 20 minutes 
I honestly have no idea what this idiotic babbling is about that Ashley is ranting over. This epic that Ashley seems to be hellbent over is so lolcow-driven I can hear it mooing from where I am sitting. The personality clash was almost 30 years ago at a technical college in Augusta, GA. The girl in question resided in Augusta - Richmond County which is nowhere near Chattanooga, TN. I have no idea what happened to her after I graduated nor do I really care.
Ashley says I have the wrong girl. Assuming she is correct, I don't know any of the people outside the forums, nor do I care whatever drama they are involved in outside the forum. I have enough headaches in my own life.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Ash is talking about the person she stalked and harassed. Also, lol at Ash thinking that she's being sexually harassed (she wishes). But nice to know she's still f5in' the page every 5mins.
She might be f5'ing but it's been 3 hours and she hasn't responded to me yet. And she's already posted again twice.
Hey Ash... truth hurts, beet foot.
God imagine how disgusting her red hoof is now.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
She didn't get back on whether she had kids, too. Neither did she address the accusations of domestic abuse (in fact she tacitly admitted them, ahem "He doll collector was pretty chill". Prolly why Tommy left her for them.
I'm thinking of Lewd Pig Beet-hoofen.
When will another comic of Pig Ashley come out?
Oh my god I forgot about the actually comics. I'll cook up another one later on.
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