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Cowsphere - KF Orbiter Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

Someone who is an orbiter of Kiwifarms and a central figure in the cowsphere.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1703072702020333595
She really has given up on the "Mah noodz, but not, they're deepfartz wuz leeekdd, gibs clout an dosh now plz now" narrative.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1703123261880463760
Didn't really manage to get the irritating perky pick me attitude of Drip. Zero effort. Interesting tho, that she used Lidl to voice her failings. I wonder what Lidl's voice sounds like inside Elaine's head? How do those intrusive thoughts sound, Elaine?
https://twitter.com/x/status/1703130960085078522
Of course, this is just projection.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1703132037094285529
Work=Squitting, Sektur= Daddy issues. I mean, fucking c'mon, you don't need to be Jung to work work this shit out.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1703147800475676861
It's not YOUR hair, it's the hair the illegals glued to your head. Badly. Ideal figure for what? Belsen inmate? No hips, no tits, no thanks.
Sober. Now. Right. You eat shit deliveroo, because you can't even prep a Pot Noodle. And you DO NOT LOOK LIKE YOUR PFP YOU DELUDED OCD NPD BINT.
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1703412082979299604
People call you liar when you lie. Which is compulsively.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1703413267241087289
Bit harsh. The broom is perfectly adequate as a stand in for a sack of shit. And that's the basic root of all comedy. Subverting expectations.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1703414668289626358
And... the award for stating the bleedin' obvious goes to...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1703429769428136183
Mush, Lidl can stroke themselves off any which way they fancy, you'll still be an Obsessively Compulsively Disordered bint. Lidl's relationship with the broom is totally seperate from you having admitted to having a personality disorder. You are not "amused" by the "hypocrisy", you are the hypocrite and you are ass blasted that Drip is up all in them broom DMs, making jokes at your expense, and joshy is all "lol. stop it. u make me laff anymore, ima shit my pants lik gunt. Wot culer iz yer panties?" And you're there listening to Love's Unkind. Not the Summer version, or even the Wilde cover. Just some shitty youtube cover. Like what PLodwinson would use.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1703432040991879168
Not people like her friends Blaine, confessed groomer and nonce, no, it's some rando sock account on Commie Farms, what's writing mean things about Elaine. Way to chase clout by referencing "Wymbymz spaces" AND make it about yourself. Look forward to you appropriating the Shoah.
Well, as Elaine can no longer obsessively (and compulsively) f5 her thread, this means she'll have a breakdown some time soon...
 
I have a message for Elaine, since she apparently had mentioned me during this Discord stream:


Elaine: "Or even Gays From LA, people who are actually good posters"

HETERO-ALPHA-GOD: "They're all fagz, if you ask me."
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LMAO! Gee, have I finally convinced Elaine that I'm a worthwhile poster? Elaine, I don't hate you. Even when you posted those deepfakes of Null with the cat I didn't hate you, I thought that was a creative but mostly unconvincing trolling attempt. I am being serious now. I hate the fact that you're doing drugs and destroying your brain in public for all to see, when you could be doing so much more with yourself and your life. Discord doesn't matter, KiwiFarms doesn't matter, none of it really matters. I haven't seen or heard a Livestream from you where you weren't either already high or getting ready to get high over the course of the stream. I know that if you weren't on drugs, your brain has the capacity to become a good, sharp, productive brain, but your brain is sick right now, and you hate your brain for being sick, so you're actively destroying it because you want to control it, and destroying it is a form of control. STOP DOING DRUGS FFS! Every time I listen to these streams I hear what the drugs are doing to your brain and it saddens me. Please Elaine, I beg you. Stop doing drugs. Just say no.
 
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If she'd bothered to look up the address
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She's educationally subnormal. Forget what the simps say, she could turn straight edge tomorrow and she'd still be a low iq nurk who squits the things she's told to squit.

Checked her YT, nothing new, but I thought I'd inc the Telegram links.
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https://twitter.com/x/status/1703840161027465241
Don't tell Elaine she has a squitter problem.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1703843074567254501
Elaine doesn't address the point, just goes on "Boyz R Groaty" rant.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1703850018992439304
Hawkish watching her thread 24/7, posting some of it to her squitter feed. But she doesn't care about people laughing at her lousy prose.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1703850644711309680
Elaine has squitted this three times. She's shares one thing with Lady Rickets, and that's they both look like Deadites.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1703864607742259224
What's wrong with a good old British cartoon villain. With her puny body and bald head, she reminds me of the Mekon.
 
@Nektar Geist as you appear english is minge a pedo term in the UK?
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Collect all the rare Elaine Yu-gi-oh cards with special appearance by broski
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Minge is a chav term, which was all appropriated from gypsies which are the bottom of the barrel when it comes to social status.
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1704265307034943698
Cappuccinos are for fags. fr. Style is Cinnimon coffee, splash of cream... bit of the ol' croque monsieur.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1704265648145060113
Yes. Hullo? Mr Rozzer? Here's evidence of me inciting SWATing, transphobia, doxin', someone who is better educated, mannered and looking me is being mean."
Would love to be the desk clerk who takes that call. "Whu? Neck tar Guest? Like in the bloke from Spinal Tap...? Excuse me, are you on any medication?"
Elaine, what do you think flirting (poorly btw) with me will accomplish? You're not like Ash, are you? You're not one of them?
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1704369388252529145
When? Didn't you say you already HAD?
https://twitter.com/x/status/1704369993968656758
We are not having an argument, tho. You are acting the din on Squitter, I'm pointing it out, in a sardonic manner. And if everyone ignored yoy, Elaine, you'd top yourself.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1704370645423759556
Lidl is only really interested in the Squits about themselves. Stop doing an Ash, and thinking of being S/A'd by randos.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1704373657785508071
Admitted opiate addict, there. Trying to make us believe she's diabetic.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1704376341984907645
Hypochrondriac Elaine there, going through withdrawal.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1704379341495218331
Elaine pretending the CAB woman is her brief.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1704406045697724846
Again, with this mishegoss... Just put the device down... for longer than 72hrs, Elaine.
 
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