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Cowsphere - KF Orbiter Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

Someone who is an orbiter of Kiwifarms and a central figure in the cowsphere.
Yes, I'm a little annoyed at him rn, he thinks I have nothing better to do than to make kiwi socks, and plug my shit tastic yt channel like I was dark ninja .One of my associates said he's probably an effeminate neet , he only picked up this girl shit cause elaine believes her own delusions, in her mind he's part of the shadow brokers .

to everyone that say I simp for her secretly
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Burroughs once said that group therapy to help cure drug addiction was like getting TB sufferers to cough oer each other. Wonder if Elaine has anything else in common with Gunt, other than the pill addiction (Bennies for Gunt, Opiates for Elaine)? Has she killed the family pet, maybe?
Ice skating, like she saw Venti do. Elaine has no original thoughts of her own, and will copy other cows. "Too seethed and have to log off", does that mean when she starts to seeth too much (due to the mock they make of Elaine) she throws her phone at the wall, before guzzling handfuls of any pill she can get her hands on? btw Replies don't archive, so @Empresa, I included your zinger.
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Rim shot.
 
American Psycho is a book about a narcissistic person, obsessed with coomsoomerism, whose gf cheats on him and decends into a psychotic episode, where he imagines raping and torturing people. js.
Calling people nonces is bad when you hang round nonces, k?
There was a time, before the sweet turned to sour (Genesis ref btw)
Ummm... try working on building muscle? Unless she's trying to win Plodwinson back, and get fat like the "estranged fiance". Then she better get working on the leaf accent, eh buddy?
Photos of her outside UK businesses, thanking those businesses for the service they gave her. And yes, if you have a lot of money, you can get all sorts of things done... but Elaine, nor her dad, has that sort of money.
But go ahead and tempt fate.

"Since the invention and widespread adoption of social media, studies have consistently shown interactions on these sites, including Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter, negatively affect girls, leading to depression, negative body image, and potentially even suicide."

Elaine does exhibit symptoms of depression...

"For example, one study found that increased use of social media was associated with poor sleep, online harassment, low self-esteem, and negative body image, which were then all associated with depressive symptoms, especially for girls."

Poor sleep? Like staying up all night, sleeping all day? Online harassment? She's been banned from Squitter for that... All those filters, yeah, low self esteem and body image.
 
Dude has the same build as Owen Jones (albeit Plodz is taller), as well as the same dress sense.
This is what being terminally online and filtered tf does to your brain.
Autistic people often fail to pick up on certain social cues. Strained is the word I'm thinking of.
Crazy. But not mentally ill. Even with the admitted personality disorder.
 
"Temperature's rising
Fever is high
Can't see no future
Can't see no sky"
What filter gives you the slavic eye brows? Is it meant to balance out the receding hairline filter?

nfn Elaine reminds me of Magenta Devine... who?
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BBC Yoof presenter from yesteryear. Like Elaine, she wore sunglasses inside (she also had wonky eyes), and also like Elaine, she had an addiction to opiates.
 
Ex-drug habit? X It's been a few days. As for the "NEET cope". Squitting all night isn't a job, Elaine, and you don't do anything else. You can't do anything else.

Constantly shows off with selfies and coomsoomerist "Look what I bought" pics. But doesn't care, k? You can be a NEET and not be poor. Britains welfare system is very generous, and as Elaine has admitted to OCD (personality disorder btw), she's prolly getting ESA (if that's still a thing), that's REALLY a wad of bunce. And the reason you get called a liar? The many, many, many (Police Academy), MANY documented porkies you've told.

Has Plodwinson sent the Bumble Bees? Elaine is doing the classic worst thing, here. Always stay calm around swarming bees, never start spazzing out.

Elaine is frightened by Qanon shit... #ArizonaBayNow (Hicks)

Everyone is just jel. Well jel. Plus "I would be a member of a club that would have Elaine as a member" Never a truer word Julius

She forgot Gunt. Gunt is Po' White Trash. You can't forget Gunt. That'll be like listing bands with guitarists and not mentioning The Experience.
 
Bit of Warskiskinwalking there.
Ahhhh... The Hotel Motel Holiday Inn YMCA days...
You should worry about the shape it actually is. And the wob eye, obz
Elaine is blaming her Dad not giving her enough money for the end of the world. I doubt Elaine's dad is a Boomer in a UK sense (the baby boom after WW2 was shorter in duration by quite a few years compared to the US, her paypig central, thick, welfared up coomers), however, his genteration did begat the generation that are the "state of decay" (Dr Who ref) generation that are the collapse of society enablers. Seriously tho, if she lives to 60, well, she won't... the future IS looking very bleak for Elaine.
Hulloo? Has she...?
Elaine is a NEET, whose Dad (middle class profession, but 90% of em it's low level public sector, still good, tho, but if your private, you rely on the market, y'know) can no longer subsidize his layabout nutter daughter no more, and his demonstratively an actual fuckwit. Source: Nigger, you know I'm right.
It's a day ending in Y, Elaine's advocating SWATin'.
Ohh, she didn't, one of her simps did. She really is spoon fed 24/7.
Woah there Elaine! I don't see no ring from Plodz on your finger, don't be getting all "What did your estranged fiance say to you? I'm not trying to start anything, I'm just curious and OCD...", that the way to make them bolt. Plodz strikes me as a guy to Panda a bint, tho.
Simp only has stale crumbs for Qwang. Sorrowful.
"Hi, and I'm Elaine, I'd like to request a song for Meeeeeee!!!"
 
Elaine, what do you think you're doing?
Uh oh, she's noticed. "But darling, this is what we do here, we all just copy the idea that someone stole. Used to use a beloved kids show theme to really get them in... blah blah blah, aren't you fat and canadian yet?"
Ohhhh! That's what's she's doing, Elaine, you do hate all women because you see all woman as competition, that you can live up to.
 
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Elaine has spent the day checking her thread, yeah, day ending in Y, but this time, she's accidently tagged some random normie...
Impose. Hark at it. Trying to use language. btw
That's the account she's @'d. Claiming is hers (because she put the @ there). How Milky? None more milky. I think it's well in Ms Reddy's rights to ask for an apology for having to momentarily have to acknowledge the existance of some N-dub bint high on her own squits. Well done Elaine Miller, you've ruined some innocent and more attractive woman's day. She doesn't want to be you. YOU don't want to be you.
If there are any lawyers lurking, sign up and tell us what kind of reaction these sorts of claims get when they hit the desk of your office or work. "I'm pleading the 1st yer honor, you gots to let me skitzo post on them Commie Farms, you just gotsta, I tell ya!"
Gay-ops= Squitting all day and night
[Insert facial/certain Nip porn genre/Looking like AIDS Jared Leto Joker joke here]
 
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