With how pudgy her sausage fingers are, her stuff must be shit. PL: I dated a really bonkers woman (I mean, like she'd been sectioned), and she had this dinny idea, she'd start a business making jewelry (on the face of it a good idea, mark up is amazing, and it's cash in hand). She couldn't even roll a cigarette.
A lot of it was from her "Mindfulness" classes, n shit. I think Ash's "efforts" are like that. It's all stuff that you find in mindfulness exercises. I bet Ash does those "grown up colouring books". The wood burning reminds me of prison work. btw, you got a mention...
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Gosh. Autistic man uses sex worker. Y'know... there was a time...
This is a song about a guy losing his virginity to a whore (whose name the guy didn't even know).
Don't give her any encouragement. Oh, to save a post...
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Wanking in dm chains isn't sex. It's desperate tho.
But seriously lads. If you want a bit of free trim, join a band. You can be as embarrassingly autistic and cringe, but played to a Bo Diddley beat, bints love it... case in point, because you don't believe me...
Mr Igford Poppinton (nee Stooge).
Sweet! Ashley says I have a 10-volt light bulb in my head and I'm Lenny? Why would I have a light bulb in my head? Did I get an idea? Jesus Christ, you could have said I had a brain the size of a walnut like a stegosaurus or something. You're a loser even at metaphors. God damn, bitch... Is there anything you're good at besides competitive eating and being one of the most unfuckable people I've ever seen? And keep in mind I've been on a burn unit before... You still win.
And my name is DELL PLEZ, cunt.
And Gargamel says only the desperate pay for sex? I would counter that with only the extremely desperate pay for their own website so they can LARP as Null with 3 active users. My dude, only like five people post on your shitty website and one of them is Ashley, one of them is you, and the other three are all Daniel.
And I wouldn't be saying anything about the sex I have, Gargamel. Because even the nastiest prostitutes I've had sex with didn't leave my penis smelling like another man's feces. Remember that the next time you have your tongue up some guys hairy rectum, you fucking beastiality loving faggot.
You've only been allowed to get married for nine years, and your religion still looks down on it doesn't it feygele? Even if you don't keep kosher I'm sure the beastiality you got caught engaging in online is considered against the Torah.