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Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
According to a lawyer review website: https://www.avvo.com/federal-crime-lawyer/tx/odessa.html
He also deals with federal law which means he can practice in the federal courts as well. Is she planning to sue Josh in state or federal court?

If she's trying to federally fuck him, he better grease up that hole otherwise she's going in with no lube.

Because I can tell you this, feddy lawyers don't move forward with something unless they're like 90% sure they're going to win.
 
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Yea it's as I suspected, the guy's website actually takes you to a place called https://www.kusklaw.com/ and they have attorneys who are able to practice everywhere from California and New York Oregon Colorado just to name a few places.

Interestingly enough? I didn't see Florida at all.

So I mean you're sleuthing might have narrowed it down to about 10 states that these people practice law in collectively.


HOWEVER, that being said do you see how this Haywood Jablowme attorney isn't listed on the attorneys list? Maybe it has to do with the fact that they haven't updated their web page since 1998 (looks like anyway) or maybe they just use him specifically for the state of Texas. And that means they might have another attorney for Florida.

Buuuuut... I would imagine their associate in Florida would be receiving that mail wouldn't they?

I think by default you might have cracked this fuckin case dude.
Yeah I am assuming the website was probably not updated. But let's take a look and see where they are specifically authorized to practice.

https://www.kusklaw.com/akiva-cohen Akiva Cohen New York State
https://www.kusklaw.com/martin-klein Martin Klein New York State
https://www.kusklaw.com/thomas-neville Thomas Neville Colorado, but has argued cases in South Dakota
https://www.kusklaw.com/dylan-schmeyer Dylan Schmeyer Colorado, has deep business ties in the Rocky Mountains and on both coasts.
https://www.kusklaw.com/sara-schoenfeld Sara Schoenfeld: New York
https://www.kusklaw.com/hilton-soniker Hilton Soniker New York
https://www.kusklaw.com/robert-soniker Robert Soniker

https://www.kusklaw.com/eli-uncyk Eli Uncyk New York
pro hac vice in courts in New Jersey, California and Oregon.
Pro hac vice is a Latin phrase that means "for this occasion" or "for this time only". In the legal field, it refers to the practice of allowing a lawyer who is not licensed to practice in a jurisdiction to participate in a specific case in that jurisdiction.

For example, a lawyer who is only licensed to practice in California could be granted permission to practice in a New York case if they are admitted pro hac vice. However, the lawyer would only be able to practice within the scope of their pro hac vice admission.

Pro hac vice is usually a one-off exception for specific cases. Lawyers are typically licensed to practice law in one jurisdiction, but they can choose to get licensed in multiple jurisdictions if they meet the state's requirements.
 
Yeah I am assuming the website was probably not updated. But let's take a look and see where they are specifically authorized to practice.

https://www.kusklaw.com/akiva-cohen Akiva Cohen New York State
https://www.kusklaw.com/martin-klein Martin Klein New York State
https://www.kusklaw.com/thomas-neville Thomas Neville Colorado, but has argued cases in South Dakota
https://www.kusklaw.com/dylan-schmeyer Dylan Schmeyer Colorado, has deep business ties in the Rocky Mountains and on both coasts.
https://www.kusklaw.com/sara-schoenfeld Sara Schoenfeld: New York
https://www.kusklaw.com/hilton-soniker Hilton Soniker New York
https://www.kusklaw.com/robert-soniker Robert Soniker

https://www.kusklaw.com/eli-uncyk Eli Uncyk New York
pro hac vice in courts in New Jersey, California and Oregon.
Pro hac vice is a Latin phrase that means "for this occasion" or "for this time only". In the legal field, it refers to the practice of allowing a lawyer who is not licensed to practice in a jurisdiction to participate in a specific case in that jurisdiction.

For example, a lawyer who is only licensed to practice in California could be granted permission to practice in a New York case if they are admitted pro hac vice. However, the lawyer would only be able to practice within the scope of their pro hac vice admission.

Pro hac vice is usually a one-off exception for specific cases. Lawyers are typically licensed to practice law in one jurisdiction, but they can choose to get licensed in multiple jurisdictions if they meet the state's requirements.

Also like I said they don't have the Haywood guy on their old ass website, they could have way more lawyers up their sleeve that we don't know of. But if it's going Federal that's a complete game changer man.
 
If she's trying to federally fuck him, he better grease up that hole otherwise she's going in with no lube.

Because I can tell you this, feddy lawyers don't move forward with something unless they're like 90% sure they're going to win.

https://www.txwd.uscourts.gov/court-information/office-locations/

He's tried federal cases before:

Lane Haygood cases tried.jpg
 
Exactly that's a demand letter from a Texas attorney threatening Josh with a lawsuit.
Yes, it's a demand letter, aka words written on toilet paper. On it's own it's legally meaningless.

Demand letters are relatively cheap instruments designed to intimidate and coerce the would-be defendant into doing what you, the would-be plaintiff, want them to do. It's a big long document made up of a mix of threats, legalese, and hot air.

As far as I know, any lawyer can draft one. The lawyer does not need to be admitted to the bar (or have pro hac vice) in the state that @Null allegedly resides in, nor does the lawyer need to be admitted to the bar (or have pro hac vice) in the state Alyssa resides in. None of that shit actually matters until it is time to file suit.
 
Yes, it's a demand letter, aka words written on toilet paper. On it's own it's legally meaningless.

Demand letters are relatively cheap instruments designed to intimidate and coerce the would-be defendant into doing what you, the would-be plaintiff, want them to do. It's a big long document made up of a mix of threats, legalese, and hot air.

As far as I know, any lawyer can draft one. The lawyer does not need to be admitted to the bar (or have pro hac vice) in the state that @Null allegedly resides in, nor does the lawyer need to be admitted to the bar (or have pro hac vice) in the state Alyssa resides in. None of that shit actually matters until it is time to file suit.
Except that it most likely came from his office. And you are correct, you don't have to be a lawyer to type it up. The one who most likely typed it up was Lane's paralegal Kathryn Tewson after it was dictated to her by the attorney. He also gave another number (432) 703-4822 which also has the same area code in West Texas.
 
Except that it most likely came from his office. And you are correct, you don't have to be a lawyer to type it up. The one who most likely typed it up was Lane's paralegal Kathryn Tewson after it was dictated to her by the attorney. He also gave another number (432) 703-4822 which also has the same area code in West Texas.
It proves nothing except that Alyssa has paid a premium to a big name law firm to draft a demand letter.
 
@Gargamel It proves nothing except that Alyssa has paid a premium to a big name law firm to draft a demand letter.
A big premium law firm would not write a legal letter to Hardin threatening legal action they couldn't take if they were not authorized to practice law in Texas.

The letter claims that the thread in question violates the laws of various states and jurisdictions in Florida, West Virginia, Wyoming, and federal statues as well.

This might be threatening legal action against Josh personally but also against where Lolcow LLC is legally registered or gets its mail.
 
Assuming Josh is in Texas, he's a real idiot for lying about not being in the U.S. He should have remained in Serbia or whatever Eastern European country because if people dox and find out he is now living in the states, it's clear that this internet drama will get real, very real.

Then there is the donation site being down which is also very suspect because Josh should have kept it up or said he explicitly is closing it down for the foreseeable future, which makes one wonder how much of the money is left and how it's been used. I know Epik fucked themselves over but if I recall, didn't Greer win in court this year? If so, then it could set a precedence for people like Mercante to become embolden enough to sue Josh, more so if she's running on pure feminazi spite alone.
 
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