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Couldn't deny the furry shit though, huh? So bizarre to be able to deny your people and (((predilections))) but have to admit you get knotty from time to time
I'm not sure why I'd deny being a furfag when I never claimed to be one in the first place.
I intentionally gave up my apartment
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Or you know, it's all bullshit and you're making it up as you go for attention because it's lonely in Mom's basement.
You can try a-logging from that angle if you like but I'm not JDANKS, I'm certainly not going to cry about being homeless like some oogle tittybaby.
I'm gonna make you my bitch like you did to @Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt, only I care even less about the wellbeing of this site than you do.
Funny how we saw something substantially similar happen between him and ol' Whitey arguing over John Deere and Microsoft.
Kettle was screaming something fierce
Oh that's right it was @Moontroon who did the same thing when josh mentioned that windows was locked down like a tractor's controller and he started posting page after page about Mac OS and android in some weird attempt to gish gallop past being called a moron
I failed to comprehend Joshua's drivel the first time or two around. Give me a break, you know it's hard reading the ramblings of a paranoid Adderall addict.

You tried arguing that Windows is an open platform, which apart from the ability to freely run user mode programs from any source (which is going away sooner than you think) isn't really true, and is hilariously off base when you consider the very real effects of vendor lock-in. We're extremely lucky Secure Boot can be disabled on most computers because that's not what the kike-jeets at Microsoft intended.
 
Well this thread went to shit even though nobodies helping with Josh's fucked up life:buffalocube:
Don't be foolish, drama erupted in a thread about some pipedream where Kengle gets to be partial owner of KF
"Waaah, I'm mad about Ashley's thread finally going where it belongs"
The White Knights of Chattanooga will never die, zoomie
 
Joshua doesn't need your help, but resident pedophile Daniel Lopez might just.
Don't be foolish, drama erupted in a thread about some pipedream where Kengle gets to be partial owner of KF

"Waaah, I'm mad about Ashley's thread finally going where it belongs"
The White Knights of Chattanooga will never die, zoomie
Nobodies helping that nigga Josh ok?
And I'd rather Kengle just stay here where he's at, no need to be a torch light for the kf niggers
 
You tried arguing that Windows is an open platform
When?

I said Microsoft made APIs available, which is true, but that's not an open standard. It's different to an embedded controller running completely undocumented (outside the company) software.
 
I can't seem to think which one is better, pizzology or technullodry? Speaking jersh terms here now
 
Don't be playin' no kike tricks on me now.
I said Microsoft made APIs available, which is true, but that's not an open standard. It's different to an embedded controller running completely undocumented (outside the company) software.
From memory (too lazy to look) that is what Joshua more or less shat out of his mouth, because he's a retard of course, but it isn't what me meant to say, in my opinion.

What, in my opinion, he meant to say was that Microsoft products are lock-in havens much like the Apple, Google, and Deere walled gardens are, though not in the same way. My argument was that you start down the rabbit hole of Windows, which is ever increasingly restrictive in and of itself, and you get fucked into a bunch of other shit that keeps you dependent on Microsoft, sorta how Deere owners remain dependent on Deere. This is the only way his drivel makes sense, to me.

I think its less obvious with Microsoft, but much worse, because if everybody uses Windows, Office, whatever, then you're the odd duck out if you don't also buy (pirate?) those products. A big part of why Linux doesn't have better uptake is that mass dependence on Windows and other Microsoft products. There is no Office for Linux, I mean, you can try LibreOffice if you want, I find it a waste of my time personally.

Has anyone noticed how easy Microsoft products are to pirate? They're literally doing the WinRAR thing, ie. getting their software into as many hands as possible, and in Microsoft's case, it's for maximum lock-in.
 
Oh lmao I was just shit posting but I would've never legit thought the official place at china or where ever that is would legit have their brans say "Michaelsoft" lol
It was a computer junk store in Japan many years ago, in the CRT era. Some dude on YouTube did a documentary on it, even visited the building in person. The name has some special meaning but I can't remember what it is.
 
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I do get where you're coming from, that's why I was ragging on josh for being so dumb as to compare the two like that.

Microsoft are hungry for telemetry and data, it's been getting successively more difficult to disable all the online tracking bullshit with each new version, because they know normies won't bother. So long as they can get on the facebook
 
It was a computer junk store in Japan many years ago, in the CRT era. Some dude on YouTube did a documentary on it, even visited the building in person. The name has some special meaning but I can't remember what it is.
IIRC it sounds like what Japanese people think western names sound like but computer themed. Could be wrong. That's not an invitation for you to "prove" me wrong and go off on a tangent about how super VGA wasn't part of the IBM standard and therefore the CRT monitors in the window were out of use by the late 2000s or whatever.
 
IIRC it sounds like what Japanese people think western names sound like but computer themed. Could be wrong. That's not an invitation for you to "prove" me wrong and go off on a tangent about how super VGA wasn't part of the IBM standard and therefore the CRT monitors in the window were out of use by the late 2000s or whatever.
Should have nuked the nips gooks and chinks clean off the face of the planet when we had the chance. White-owned and anti-tranny IBM deserved better.
 
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