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Null/Kiwifarms Satire & Speculation Would you help fix Null's fucked up life?

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polonium said:
IIRC it sounds like what Japanese people think western names sound like but computer themed. Could be wrong.
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I think it was something like that too.
polonium said:
That's not an invitation for you to "prove" me wrong and go off on a tangent about how super VGA wasn't part of the IBM standard
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Nah, you're not wrong. The cloners copied and extended VGA and IBM eventually gave up trying to be "the" standard.
polonium said:
and therefore the CRT monitors in the window were out of use by the late 2000s or whatever.
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Those look like mid-late 90s monitors, maybe very early 2000s. The early 90s ones were mostly smaller than those, and the ones from after the dot-com bubble trended towards black.
 
Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt said:
The stupidest proposal ever.

In return for helping to try and reconcile with his family and helping him with employment, we get part ownership of kiwifarms.
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You know what this is, Kenneth?

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This is me sticking the "F" sound in the most satisfying "FUCK no" of my entire life.

I wouldn't piss in that dude's face if someone set his head on fire.
 
The only way you can help Josh is giving him a rope and stool at this point. He's pretty much on Wings' level at this point. Utterly unemployable, utterly unlikeable.

DSP, Jack Scalfani and even Patrick fucking Tomlinson all have wives. Jack has had two, and has two sons, with a grandson to follow at some point, likely posthumously.

Josh is nowhere even remotely close to that. He's basically just killing time until he Lowtaxmaxxes, and then people will consider him a martyr - for at least two weeks. Then he'll be forgotten, which is funny because outside this little niche, nobody even knows who he is.

The Kiwi Farms is practically irrelevant.

"B-b-b-b-but what about all those YouTube videos that use KF for reference?!"

Yeah, and? Nobody cares in the real world about Ethan Ralph, Breadtube, whatever.
 
Funyun said:
The only way you can help Josh is giving him a rope and stool at this point. He's pretty much on Wings' level at this point. Utterly unemployable, utterly unlikeable.

DSP, Jack Scalfani and even Patrick fucking Tomlinson all have wives. Jack has had two, and has two sons, with a grandson to follow at some point, likely posthumously.

Josh is nowhere even remotely close to that. He's basically just killing time until he Lowtaxmaxxes, and then people will consider him a martyr - for at least two weeks. Then he'll be forgotten, which is funny because outside this little niche, nobody even knows who he is.

The Kiwi Farms is practically irrelevant.

"B-b-b-b-but what about all those YouTube videos that use KF for reference?!"

Yeah, and? Nobody cares in the real world about Ethan Ralph, Breadtube, whatever.
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People like Null don't want to be helped anyway. He has the mindset every online loser does: nothing is his fault, he's better than everyone, everyone hates him and wants to oppress him, everyone needs to submit to him and let him do whatever he wants or they deserve to die, etc. You can't interact normally with someone like that.
 
ipreferpickles said:
People like Null don't want to be helped anyway. He has the mindset every online loser does: nothing is his fault, he's better than everyone, everyone hates him and wants to oppress him, everyone needs to submit to him and let him do whatever he wants or they deserve to die, etc. You can't interact normally with someone like that.
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You just literally described everyone born after the year 2000.
 
Gargamel said:
Kiwi Farms has no future though. The brand has as bad a reputation as Joshua Grifter Moon himself. It does not have value and you wouldn't want to own it.

The best thing that can happen for KF is if someone less retarded than Null can put up a KF splinter and successfully get people to join it.

His family doesn't need a fat lazy narcissist in their lives and probably doesn't want him either after all that has happened.

He rightfully shall suffer the fate of living on the streets of Tulsa.
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a forum with a game thread to shoot the shit and with articles and news would be kino. kf is fucking shit and everyone is fed up with that faggot null
 
ipreferpickles said:
I remember he stopped posting on KF for a week a year or two back so he could attend a funeral in the US, so I don't think his family has disowned him.
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Did he actually get to attend the funeral though? I remember at the time, people thought he didn't:
delphi said:
It was 10 days after his grandmother's funeral, and 15 days after he'd first mentioned a family emergency, that Josh said he was taking a week off.
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@Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt posted a link to the memorial page on the funeral home website, which had a video of the service. Did anyone see Null?
Time 4 Guillotines said:
but I 100% assure you that he's still very close with his mother
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Souce on that? Way I recall it is she lost her job and her real estate license on the same day and at the the same time the entire extended family was being stalked by a group of Null's fans.

Picture the scene: Josh is in his basement one day, not expecting mommy home for hours, his broken cock in one hand and a Neko Shota cartoon on loop on the flickering laptop screen in front of him. Children screaming, Joshy beaming. He's in a happy little pedo-sadist world of his own. Then the door slams upstairs. It's his mom. That's funny, thinks Josh, she's home early. How annoying she's interrupting his special alone time.

Mom stalks into the basement. She's lost her new job and career as a realtor. There's fake nudes of her on 8chan. People are quoting Josh's fantasies from the Blockland forum about murdering her with a steak knife. Her relatives are calling because strangers are stalking them. A casual internet search for Josh brings up endless crap about his involvement in child porn and some insane stalking website. To cap it all, she walks in on Josh beating his so-called meat to screaming cartoon little boys. Again.

How do we think that conversation went down?
 
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