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Null/Kiwifarms Satire & Speculation Would you help fix Null's fucked up life?

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polonium said:
pointing out people's josh-tier tech knowledge seems to be my cross to bear 🤷‍♂️
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Not even close lmao. Kikefag makes a lot of good points and all you can do is "hurr durr I'm a boomer faggot I were dere for it dats y ur wrong"
polonium said:
The question on my mind is this: does josh have bigger daddy issues, or mommy issues?
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Mommy issues of course. Joshua is a big fat bitch and he has a big fat cunt between his legs.
 
Moontroon said:
Not even close lmao. Kikefag makes a lot of good points and all you can do is "hurr durr I'm a boomer faggot I were dere for it dats y ur wrong
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Modem speeds weren't given in baud because at the application layer, where most users would see it, baud and bit rate are almost completely independent. In fact the baud rate would change several times over the life of a transport stream.

Also the analogue audio was digitised when it went into the T1/E1 pipeline but the actual data wasn't, it was just the digitised audio timesliced and multiplexed with all the other analogue phone calls, so it was analogue from you to your ISP. From the ISP onwards, who knows how it travelled, it could have been one or more timeslots on a T1 style line, it could have been frequency multiplexed on coax, it wouldn't matter.

If you don't know really really basic things about the phone network, please don't paste a wikipedia summary of modem specs and think it means anything.

Also not really sure why this weird need to pretend that something which happened a lot wasn't happening? It doesn't really have any bearing on the current state of the internet and what we could do to improve it. Nobody is going to build analogue phone lines to replicate 1990s internet.
 
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polonium said:
The question on my mind is this: does josh have bigger daddy issues, or mommy issues?
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Mom was there, and so can be blamed for many decisions that were ultimately his to make. I'd say the pride parade, coming out, flirting with boys online, jerking it to catboy CSAM, etc were actually the result of the uncle Jewsh refuses to mention.
But the effeminate, spineless, weasel behavior is ultimately caused by never having a male role model.
Sexuality aside, he's a fucking bitch and it's the result of not having a father figure. I'm sure Mama Moon tried her best with her limited resources and faculties, which is all you can ask of a mother
 
Moontroon said:
What's with @polonium painting himself into corners lately?
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He's old and he wants to feel superior, but he fails to consider that other people might be more knowledgeable than him.
polonium said:
pointing out people's josh-tier tech knowledge seems to be my cross to bear 🤷‍♂️
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You know, you don't have to be Jewish to be nailed to a cross.
polonium said:
Modem speeds weren't given in baud because at the application layer, where most users would see it, baud and bit rate are almost completely independent. In fact the baud rate would change several times over the life of a transport stream.
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The application gave transfer speed in bits (normally expressed as 8 bit bytes) per second because that's what it's dealing in. Applications have absolutely no knowledge of baud rate because that is the domain of the modem. All the application knows, at best, is that bits are coming in through the serial port, and that it can send bits back out through the serial port. Once a connection is established, the modem literally takes care of the rest.
polonium said:
Also the analogue audio was digitised when it went into the T1/E1 pipeline but the actual data wasn't, it was just the digitised audio timesliced and multiplexed with all the other analogue phone calls, so it was analogue end to end.
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"Analogue" "E1" "digitised" so are you British or something? Because that would explain a lot. Look dude, I'm not gonna pretend to be an expert on BT, or BBC for that matter. I really know nothing about it. Just for fucks sakes make sure you pay your TV License. I hear they're X-raying entire city blocks now looking for cheaters.
polonium said:
If you don't know really really basic things about the phone network, please don't paste a wikipedia summary of modem specs and think it means anything.
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I know I'm right because I edited the Wikipedia articles myself 😉
 
Gargamel said:
He's old and he wants to feel superior, but he fails to consider that other people might be more knowledgeable than him
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:thinking:The "old internet" in the 90s was more decentralised, and people were fine to self host stuff because nobody really was all that security conscious, bad actors hadn't realised what power they had

:takeyourmeds:Nuh uh!! In 2004, kilobaud mac os port 80 *smug face*

:thinking:Yeah but that's not what we're talking about.

:takeyourmeds:But here's what wikipedia says!!!

:thinking:Uhhh.. okay

:takeyourmeds:yOu rEaLlY pAiNtED yOurSElF inTo aCorNer


JFC josh isn't sending his best
 
polonium said:
people could just host a site on their desktop PC if they wanted to because malware wasn't quite the same as it is now.
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No, most people didn't have connectivity required to host a website on their desktop PC in 1998 or "the 90s".
polonium said:
The "old internet" in the 90s was more decentralised, and people were fine to self host stuff because nobody really was all that security conscious, bad actors hadn't realised what power they had

Nuh uh!! In 2004, kilobaud mac os port 80 *smug face*

Yeah but that's not what we're talking about.

But here's what wikipedia says!!!

Uhhh.. okay

yOu rEaLlY pAiNtED yOurSElF inTo aCorNer


JFC josh isn't sending his best
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:takeyourmeds: The "old internet" was exactly as I remember it, the university E3 was bitchin fast and you could host anything on it.

:thinking: No, I actually tried that in 2004, at home, on my own cable Internet service, and it was not realistic for a variety of reasons.

:takeyourmeds: Nuh uhh I was talkin bout 1998 boy! Arch BTW!

:thinking: It was even more unrealistic in 1998 than it was in 2004, because people didn't have the connectivity required.

:takeyourmeds: I was directly involved in it!! You don't know shit bro!!!111!!one!!one1 *tries to describe how modems work*

:takeyourmeds: Everybody had 56k bro, and if you got rich parents like me you could even get 128k ISDN! 128k BITS not baud bitches!! In America (I'm not from there and know nothing about) people could even get 1 mbit cable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! megabit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111oneoneone Everybody doin it broooooooooo!!!!!!!!!1!!111!!!!!!!!

:thinking:You're making bullshit arguments because you want to be right, also here is a detailed list of what your Internet connectivity options were in America in 1998 and note that none of them outside of a T-carrier were going to work very well for self hosting, and let's be realistic the everyday American doesn't have that, and most are stuck with dialup.

:takeyourmeds: *Trashcan given*

:realamerican: gee guys @polonium sure likes painting himself into corners lmao.

:takeyourmeds: I got a chip on muh shoulder because everybody else is Josh.

:realamerican: Not even close lol

:takeyourmeds: Nuh uhh actually application layer is bits per second duhhh also 56k was analog both ends because the phone company was digital on the inside hurr durrrrrrr!1 you don't no shit bitch, keep sucking Jimmy's dick lololololololol also people were doing whatever they want on the university network also we don't need no phone lines to get back Ye Old Innernette!

:thinking: You British or something because in America we don't have "-ue" or E-carriers or government creeps scanning for unauthorized television reception. *meme about wikipedia*

:takeyourmeds: Holy false prophets! Josh ain't banning his brightest now is he?

So @polonium, when and where did I say that we need analog phone lines to replicate the Internet as it existed in the 90s? Also how's London these days?
 
Gargamel said:
No, most people didn't have connectivity required to host a website on their desktop PC in 1998 or "the 90s".


:takeyourmeds: The "old internet" was exactly as I remember it, the university E3 was bitchin fast and you could host anything on it.

:thinking: No, I actually tried that in 2004, at home, on my own cable Internet service, and it was not realistic for a variety of reasons.

:takeyourmeds: Nuh uhh I was talkin bout 1998 boy! Arch BTW!

:thinking: It was even more unrealistic in 1998 than it was in 2004, because people didn't have the connectivity required.

:takeyourmeds: I was directly involved in it!! You don't know shit bro!!!111!!one!!one1 *tries to describe how modems work*

:takeyourmeds: Everybody had 56k bro, and if you got rich parents like me you could even get 128k ISDN! 128k BITS not baud bitches!! In America (I'm not from there and know nothing about) people could even get 1 mbit cable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! megabit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111oneoneone Everybody doin it broooooooooo!!!!!!!!!1!!111!!!!!!!!

:thinking:You're making bullshit arguments because you want to be right, also here is a detailed list of what your Internet connectivity options were in America in 1998 and note that none of them outside of a T-carrier were going to work very well for self hosting, and let's be realistic the everyday American doesn't have that, and most are stuck with dialup.

:takeyourmeds: *Trashcan given*

:realamerican: gee guys @polonium sure likes painting himself into corners lmao.

:takeyourmeds: I got a chip on muh shoulder because everybody else is Josh.

:realamerican: Not even close lol

:takeyourmeds: Nuh uhh actually application layer is bits per second duhhh also 56k was analog both ends because the phone company was digital on the inside hurr durrrrrrr!1 you don't no shit bitch, keep sucking Jimmy's dick lololololololol also people were doing whatever they want on the university network also we don't need no phone lines to get back Ye Old Innernette!

:thinking: You British or something because in America we don't have "-ue" or E-carriers or government creeps scanning for unauthorized television reception. *meme about wikipedia*

:takeyourmeds: Holy false prophets! Josh ain't banning his brightest now is he?

So @polonium, when and where did I say that we need analog phone lines to replicate the Internet as it existed in the 90s? Also how's London these days?
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Ok josh
 
Gargamel said:
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You're a massive faggot. Please go back to yiffing with underage boys on KF
 
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