Opinion/Blog The Crack Shack (vent about shit)

[Crimson Fucker]

No sock account. No socks. No bitches. No balls. No hetero tho. No homo tho.

I knew you were a faggot. I didn't even need to edit this one.

 

[Kan]

Stop exposing my pedo lies.

You can’t stop me, you fucking chomo.

 

[Kan]

*A bunch of cope, denial, and faggotry*

That’s still not how blasphemy works, retard+didn’t read all that. Go to fucking Hell.

 

[Kan]

I knew you were a faggot. I didn't even need to edit this one.

I knew you were a faggot. Didn’t have to edit this one. You can’t read a dictionary.

 

[Kan]

Yikes.

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I bet you kiss girls faggot

 

[fag0t v2]

Islam is a garbage

 

[Jack]

Four posts in a row instead of using the edit button to make it one big one.

You've been drinking again tonight, Socky?

 

[Jack]

How to spot a Socky account:

1. Some obscure or ridiculous name nobody gets
2. Unfitting pfp
3. Low stars because he can't be bothered to use an account longer than a week.
4. Anti-intellectual statements like "didn't read all that" because anything longer than a paragraph gives him a fucking migraine.

And I almost forgot #5: in the quoted text he has to use the words cope and/or seethe. Only him and Lady Gar Gar have used those words outside the realm of Reddit since 2015.

 

[Kan]

I am garbage

 

[Kan]

*Some stupid bullshit*

I joined before you, retard.

Paragraphs don’t give me migraines, unlike you, but posts like what you just wrote do make me retch into the void from whence you came.

 

[unyuns]

“Excusering”
I’m gonna use this, now. Thanks, Undertale/Deltarune monster.

unyuns acceptering for to undertale monstering

 

[Autism Rulez]

I dislike when people don't stay on thread topic. For example, a religious debate spat in a vent thread. OK, rant over.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

How to spot a Socky account:

Bro, come on. You're an absolutely shitty detective

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

I dislike when people don't stay on thread topic. For example, a religious debate spat in a vent thread. OK, rant over.

One of the only fun parts of Onion Farms is the very loose conversation outside of the KF/JCM whining threads. You never know what sort of retarded sperging you'll find behind a thread title, which should entice you to take a peek at things that might not necessarily interest you if we were on Josh's autistically moderated forum

 

[Autism Rulez]

One of the only fun parts of Onion Farms is the very loose conversation outside of the KF/JCM whining threads. You never know what sort of retarded sperging you'll find behind a thread title, which should entice you to take a peek at things that might not necessarily interest you if we were on Josh's autistically moderated forum

Ordinarily I wouldn't mind, but they already have a thread dedicated to their lover's quarrel, so I thought venting about it was a clever way to get this one back on topic.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

on topic

This thread was originally about @Timepace not understanding workplace exploitation

So Timepace, did you ever take the time to look up the laws in your state about requiring employees to recompensate an employer for accidental damages? Unironically retail/restaurant employees should constantly be stealing merchandise from their employers to balance the scales since the way sperg girl was treated is incredibly common, especially in businesses that employ youngsters, women and the generally retarded

 

[Jack]

I dislike when people don't stay on thread topic. For example, a religious debate spat in a vent thread. OK, rant over.

 

[Jack]

Bro, come on. You're an absolutely shitty detective

I hear you barking big dog but you tell on yourself at this point.

It's pattern recognition. Like how SOME PEOPLE are responsible for 50% of the crime in this country while only being 13% of the population.

You and gargle are the only two people who love me enough to show this much interest, and I'm afraid that gargle gave up on our lovers quarrel.

So that just means it's you.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

It's pattern recognition

But I'm telling you, the last like 6 times you swung in the dark were legitimately not me
Other people make socks, dumbass

 

[Crimson Fucker]

You can’t stop me from raping babies.

I joined a gay orgy with a goat

I can't real just like Muhammad, my tard wrangler reads it to me.

Bro is so mad he is letting his butthurt juices flow into all the other threads.