Opinion/Blog The Crack Shack (vent about shit)

[kiwifails]

she needs a good anal session from me

I don't care about this

 

[kiwifails]

to be honest

me neither

Feel better?

 

[Yandere_Theory]

How come every body gets to have bumper stickers on their accounts? As a non-human humanoid I find this discriminatory. I should have sex mod under my account in pink labeling. I'm really the only one contributing to this thread so I should be able to jannie it. Floridian middle aged divorced man keeps preventing that from happening. Really, what is his problem? It's not my fault his ex-wife wanted me to bang her on the tennis court. She was the one that came on top me and said my four inch was harder than his. I was in confusion, she sucked my dick and told me to put it in her. I put it in the wrong hole but she said that was okay but it hurt so I out it in the other hole. Then she started screaming and getting all riled up. She had be pounding her on the net and calling me coach.

Anyways. Yes, I am a non-human humanoid person with a penis. I am of the belief I came to this planet from some galaxy to mate with white women. I do not know what planet I came from, but I am a non-human humanoid demanding that I get my own bumper sticker below my profile. How come the women with the cat profile gets a bumper sticker? I mean nothing against it, I'm in support of her but how come I can't be a sex mod in my own thread? It's not like I'm getting a blow job for writing out my stories. Instead of Baby Onion, I want sex creature. I am a creature, I am not a human, I am a non-humanoid human that is very sexual.

Floridian man keeps bulling me because I pounded his ex wife. I don't understand. Shouldn't he be golfing or working his dad bod job? Floridian men are strange. They blame others for their divorce situation. But let's be fair. I'm just saying his ex wife has some interesting pussy. I never knew a middle aged womens vagina could do the tricks they do. But I don't understand why she kept calling me coach. Then she told me to bang her harder. Whatever that meant. Is she on the morning after pill? Shouldn't matter, I am a non-human humanoid and I'm pretty sure I need to upgrade my semen to make a female pregnant.

Anyways. I have been thinking really hard about the religion rose wants me to join. I wonder who this women is that want's to be my girlfriend. I hope she doesn't read these stories I make. Maybe she already knows I'm a non-human humanoid and is interested in understanding how my asshole works. My asshole is normal, I just shit different colors. If I eat a fruit, I shit rainbows. But it would be cool if Rose dressed up like one of those german dudes from 1945 and ordered her servants who are females, to peg me as she pleads that I address her as goddess rose as her boyfriend calls me a faggot as I'm being plowed by 4 women with strapons. Hopefully that will convince rose to give me 1000 virgin wives. Many with BPD, mental problems, nerdy, emo, goth, weird, disturbed, yandere.

I wonder if Rose would make a dungeon for me so her servants can use me as a toy. It would be cool if Rose found a girl that refuses to shower only once a week and I'm forced to have sex with her. The smell of a women makes me squirm. I want to be pegged, rim jobbed and spat on like some creature. I want Rose to order me to fuck her servants as her boyfriend screams faggot at me. I want her servants to pull down my pants and laugh at my penis. For some reason, women laughing at my penis makes me blush. I know I'm small but if there was a group of women that pulled down my pants and my penis popped out, and they started laughing, I would blush and jiggle.

Anyways. That floridian man is upset because I'm the one to come out of the closet about my BDSM fettish. His ex wife told me she would ride me while I was chained down and spank my ass. She also said she would stick toys in my ass and rim me. His ex wife is interesting. I never knew tennis pussy would be so good, then again I never understood why she called me coach. Maybe he needs a friend. He is alone deep down watching movies alone, eating mexican chips and drinking beer. Deep down, he knows he misses his wife, deep down, he misses the sex dungeon in the basement they had. He misses being pissed on and called beetlguese. Poor guy, he's in his 40s and can't admit he is into BDSM.

How is everyone. Also I should have my moderator status as a sex creature in pink labeling. It's only fair. After all Ken does put on his site that I can roll with the onions as a Non-human humanoid. The only thing I would need from Rose is that I can date the servants and play Zelda Ocarina of time with them. I have porn films in my closet. Zelda porn under my mattress next to my peyote. Honestly, I should be pegged for that as I'm already breaking the rules of the rose religion. I would want the servants to come to my house and possess my porn material and ban me from porn. Then I be spanked by her servants as her boyfriend screams faggot at me.

Anyways. That ex-wife of his. I was the beetleguese of her beetlegeuse. When I was banging her in a graveyard, she kept screaming. "Rise from the dead!, Rise from the dead!" For some reason I ejaculated so much into her. Then she said. "You remind me of my ex husband when he was much younger, when his penis worked". I was confused until I came on here and saw this floridian man bully me for being a non-human humanoid creature. Deep down he's hiding it. He's hiding the BDSM films they made together in the sex dungeon. The films were him taking strapons up his ass as she was screaming beetleguese more than three times.

How is everyone? I forget to ask. How shitty. sorry

did you see rose at the graveyard?

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

How come every body gets to have bumper stickers on their accounts? As a non-human humanoid I find this discriminatory. I should have sex mod under my account in pink labeling. I'm really the only one contributing to this thread so I should be able to jannie it. Floridian middle aged divorced man keeps preventing that from happening. Really, what is his problem? It's not my fault his ex-wife wanted me to bang her on the tennis court. She was the one that came on top me and said my four inch was harder than his. I was in confusion, she sucked my dick and told me to put it in her. I put it in the wrong hole but she said that was okay but it hurt so I out it in the other hole. Then she started screaming and getting all riled up. She had be pounding her on the net and calling me coach.

Anyways. Yes, I am a non-human humanoid person with a penis. I am of the belief I came to this planet from some galaxy to mate with white women. I do not know what planet I came from, but I am a non-human humanoid demanding that I get my own bumper sticker below my profile. How come the women with the cat profile gets a bumper sticker? I mean nothing against it, I'm in support of her but how come I can't be a sex mod in my own thread? It's not like I'm getting a blow job for writing out my stories. Instead of Baby Onion, I want sex creature. I am a creature, I am not a human, I am a non-humanoid human that is very sexual.

Floridian man keeps bulling me because I pounded his ex wife. I don't understand. Shouldn't he be golfing or working his dad bod job? Floridian men are strange. They blame others for their divorce situation. But let's be fair. I'm just saying his ex wife has some interesting pussy. I never knew a middle aged womens vagina could do the tricks they do. But I don't understand why she kept calling me coach. Then she told me to bang her harder. Whatever that meant. Is she on the morning after pill? Shouldn't matter, I am a non-human humanoid and I'm pretty sure I need to upgrade my semen to make a female pregnant.

Anyways. I have been thinking really hard about the religion rose wants me to join. I wonder who this women is that want's to be my girlfriend. I hope she doesn't read these stories I make. Maybe she already knows I'm a non-human humanoid and is interested in understanding how my asshole works. My asshole is normal, I just shit different colors. If I eat a fruit, I shit rainbows. But it would be cool if Rose dressed up like one of those german dudes from 1945 and ordered her servants who are females, to peg me as she pleads that I address her as goddess rose as her boyfriend calls me a faggot as I'm being plowed by 4 women with strapons. Hopefully that will convince rose to give me 1000 virgin wives. Many with BPD, mental problems, nerdy, emo, goth, weird, disturbed, yandere.

I wonder if Rose would make a dungeon for me so her servants can use me as a toy. It would be cool if Rose found a girl that refuses to shower only once a week and I'm forced to have sex with her. The smell of a women makes me squirm. I want to be pegged, rim jobbed and spat on like some creature. I want Rose to order me to fuck her servants as her boyfriend screams faggot at me. I want her servants to pull down my pants and laugh at my penis. For some reason, women laughing at my penis makes me blush. I know I'm small but if there was a group of women that pulled down my pants and my penis popped out, and they started laughing, I would blush and jiggle.

Anyways. That floridian man is upset because I'm the one to come out of the closet about my BDSM fettish. His ex wife told me she would ride me while I was chained down and spank my ass. She also said she would stick toys in my ass and rim me. His ex wife is interesting. I never knew tennis pussy would be so good, then again I never understood why she called me coach. Maybe he needs a friend. He is alone deep down watching movies alone, eating mexican chips and drinking beer. Deep down, he knows he misses his wife, deep down, he misses the sex dungeon in the basement they had. He misses being pissed on and called beetlguese. Poor guy, he's in his 40s and can't admit he is into BDSM.

How is everyone. Also I should have my moderator status as a sex creature in pink labeling. It's only fair. After all Ken does put on his site that I can roll with the onions as a Non-human humanoid. The only thing I would need from Rose is that I can date the servants and play Zelda Ocarina of time with them. I have porn films in my closet. Zelda porn under my mattress next to my peyote. Honestly, I should be pegged for that as I'm already breaking the rules of the rose religion. I would want the servants to come to my house and possess my porn material and ban me from porn. Then I be spanked by her servants as her boyfriend screams faggot at me.

Anyways. That ex-wife of his. I was the beetleguese of her beetlegeuse. When I was banging her in a graveyard, she kept screaming. "Rise from the dead!, Rise from the dead!" For some reason I ejaculated so much into her. Then she said. "You remind me of my ex husband when he was much younger, when his penis worked". I was confused until I came on here and saw this floridian man bully me for being a non-human humanoid creature. Deep down he's hiding it. He's hiding the BDSM films they made together in the sex dungeon. The films were him taking strapons up his ass as she was screaming beetleguese more than three times.

How is everyone? I forget to ask. How shitty. sorry

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

I saw your mom at the graveyard

Hey now. Too far!

 

[unyuns]

I saw your mom at the graveyard

unyuns losering to virginity you mother.

 

[that bitch v]

How come every body gets to have bumper stickers on their accounts? As a non-human humanoid I find this discriminatory. I should have sex mod under my account in pink labeling. I'm really the only one contributing to this thread so I should be able to jannie it. Floridian middle aged divorced man keeps preventing that from happening. Really, what is his problem? It's not my fault his ex-wife wanted me to bang her on the tennis court. She was the one that came on top me and said my four inch was harder than his. I was in confusion, she sucked my dick and told me to put it in her. I put it in the wrong hole but she said that was okay but it hurt so I out it in the other hole. Then she started screaming and getting all riled up. She had be pounding her on the net and calling me coach.

Anyways. Yes, I am a non-human humanoid person with a penis. I am of the belief I came to this planet from some galaxy to mate with white women. I do not know what planet I came from, but I am a non-human humanoid demanding that I get my own bumper sticker below my profile. How come the women with the cat profile gets a bumper sticker? I mean nothing against it, I'm in support of her but how come I can't be a sex mod in my own thread? It's not like I'm getting a blow job for writing out my stories. Instead of Baby Onion, I want sex creature. I am a creature, I am not a human, I am a non-humanoid human that is very sexual.

Floridian man keeps bulling me because I pounded his ex wife. I don't understand. Shouldn't he be golfing or working his dad bod job? Floridian men are strange. They blame others for their divorce situation. But let's be fair. I'm just saying his ex wife has some interesting pussy. I never knew a middle aged womens vagina could do the tricks they do. But I don't understand why she kept calling me coach. Then she told me to bang her harder. Whatever that meant. Is she on the morning after pill? Shouldn't matter, I am a non-human humanoid and I'm pretty sure I need to upgrade my semen to make a female pregnant.

Anyways. I have been thinking really hard about the religion rose wants me to join. I wonder who this women is that want's to be my girlfriend. I hope she doesn't read these stories I make. Maybe she already knows I'm a non-human humanoid and is interested in understanding how my asshole works. My asshole is normal, I just shit different colors. If I eat a fruit, I shit rainbows. But it would be cool if Rose dressed up like one of those german dudes from 1945 and ordered her servants who are females, to peg me as she pleads that I address her as goddess rose as her boyfriend calls me a faggot as I'm being plowed by 4 women with strapons. Hopefully that will convince rose to give me 1000 virgin wives. Many with BPD, mental problems, nerdy, emo, goth, weird, disturbed, yandere.

I wonder if Rose would make a dungeon for me so her servants can use me as a toy. It would be cool if Rose found a girl that refuses to shower only once a week and I'm forced to have sex with her. The smell of a women makes me squirm. I want to be pegged, rim jobbed and spat on like some creature. I want Rose to order me to fuck her servants as her boyfriend screams faggot at me. I want her servants to pull down my pants and laugh at my penis. For some reason, women laughing at my penis makes me blush. I know I'm small but if there was a group of women that pulled down my pants and my penis popped out, and they started laughing, I would blush and jiggle.

Anyways. That floridian man is upset because I'm the one to come out of the closet about my BDSM fettish. His ex wife told me she would ride me while I was chained down and spank my ass. She also said she would stick toys in my ass and rim me. His ex wife is interesting. I never knew tennis pussy would be so good, then again I never understood why she called me coach. Maybe he needs a friend. He is alone deep down watching movies alone, eating mexican chips and drinking beer. Deep down, he knows he misses his wife, deep down, he misses the sex dungeon in the basement they had. He misses being pissed on and called beetlguese. Poor guy, he's in his 40s and can't admit he is into BDSM.

How is everyone. Also I should have my moderator status as a sex creature in pink labeling. It's only fair. After all Ken does put on his site that I can roll with the onions as a Non-human humanoid. The only thing I would need from Rose is that I can date the servants and play Zelda Ocarina of time with them. I have porn films in my closet. Zelda porn under my mattress next to my peyote. Honestly, I should be pegged for that as I'm already breaking the rules of the rose religion. I would want the servants to come to my house and possess my porn material and ban me from porn. Then I be spanked by her servants as her boyfriend screams faggot at me.

Anyways. That ex-wife of his. I was the beetleguese of her beetlegeuse. When I was banging her in a graveyard, she kept screaming. "Rise from the dead!, Rise from the dead!" For some reason I ejaculated so much into her. Then she said. "You remind me of my ex husband when he was much younger, when his penis worked". I was confused until I came on here and saw this floridian man bully me for being a non-human humanoid creature. Deep down he's hiding it. He's hiding the BDSM films they made together in the sex dungeon. The films were him taking strapons up his ass as she was screaming beetleguese more than three times.

How is everyone? I forget to ask. How shitty. sorry

if you like it up the ass so much just go on grindr already faggot

 

[Yandere_Theory]

if you like it up the ass so much just go on grindr already faggot

Are you drinking again? :3 Any suicidal imaginations lately? How come you came back all of a sudden hm? My boo boo doesn't need to go on such an atrocious site. I would be more than happy to use a strapon on him if that's what makes him happy. What would you do? Oh wait, you would have killed yourself by then.

 

[Yandere_Theory]

In order to join the Rose religion I have to give my virginity to her servants who are also the wives of mine. I have been assigned to read "Girl In Pieces" for some reason by Rose according to what her boyfriend told me. Then write a book report on this site somewhere by the end of this month. They also said they would know if I look up answers or something.

Point is, none of you are fuckable.

@that bitch v you resemble a skittle but in a more depressing way

@Timepace your vagina smells similar to cheese that has been sitting out in the sun during a hot summer day

both of you, I would not point my penis anywhere near. I would either have a depressed penis or one that his about to fall off.

*giggles*
I can be a servant of you. You don't know how bad I want your v card. I crave it as much as I crave your soul. Ignore the whore with the self harm aesthetic and come to me boo boo. Rose and her boyfriend are probably scheming you for money and nudes so they can black mail you.

 

[unyuns]

*giggles*
I can be a servant of you. You don't know how bad I want your v card. I crave it as much as I crave your soul. Ignore the whore with the self harm aesthetic and come to me boo boo. Rose and her boyfriend are probably scheming you for money and nudes so they can black mail you.

unyuns scare

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

And they are dancing, the board floor slamming under the jackboots and the fiddlers grinning hideously over their canted pieces. Towering over them all is the judge and he is naked dancing, his small feet lively and quick and now in doubletime and bowing to the ladies, huge and pale and hairless, like an enormous infant. He never sleeps, he says. He says he’ll never die. He bows to the fiddlers and sashays backwards and throws back his head and laughs deep in his throat and he is a great favorite, the judge. He wafts his hat and the lunar dome of his skull passes palely under the lamps and he swings about and takes possession of one of the fiddles and he pirouettes and makes a pass, two passes, dancing and fiddling at once. His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.

 

[Frosty Fetus]

what in the fuck am I reading

 

[kiwifails]

what in the fuck am I reading

An unfiltered stream of consciousness being projected in the form of words manifested in a digital medium.

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

what in the fuck am I reading

Ha ha something GAY

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

You you made me look at faggot text


Stop

 

[VAIDS Victim]

I just wish people would wash their hands properly for 20 to 30 seconds straight instead of touching the whole world with their poop hands.

I got bit by a bat last week and so I have to go get 4 series of Rabavert shots. I'm sitting next to Methany and Crystal in the waiting room, the two biggest wigger tweakers I've ever heard in my life. They talk black blacker than blacks do. If both of them don't have at least 3 half black kids by 2 different fathers or at least 1 mixed kid in the custody of the state/their parents, I would die of shock.

If this bitch says "unowhuimsayin" one more time before the nurse calls me back, I'm going to get up and kick her right in the insane clown posse tattoo she probably has on one of her flapjack titties.

/Vent

One time I was in emerg and the only two people there was a drug guy with an abscess tooth he needed antibiotics for and a native girl who ended up having shingles. She said she'd pray and smudge for me.

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

Cat person. If you are a women who is in her 30s. I confess. Please take me in. Peyote in the desert. Hugs in your temple. Be my Zelda. Rescue me from the ambient shadow. Your rainbow is neon, vibrant, glowing. Your kisses are sugar. I know your cherry has already been popped. It's okay, your body still holds value to me. Your body is like a 70s stingray. Let me inside, rub my flesh on your interior. You beautiful mature women. Sexy millennial mess you. I'm a weak man, my manhood is lost, my heart vulnerable. Let me ejaculate my sweetness into you. The Nazi whore has nothing on you beautiful women. Be my sugar mama, buy me nice things, I will be your pool boy with my genitals out waving in the wind. Those cat women you recall, can we have sex all together? Let me put me in a cage, penetrate my virgin butthole, I want to lick the sweat off of their cheeks and rim them in every angle. And whatever drive I have left, I can squirm inside of you when they are done with my body.

Floridian white man that degrades me for my dreams. How are you? Still thinking about Anne? Maybe you should have been a women so I can have sex with you. When I get in communication with humanoids and they have a technology to change your gender 100%, I will provide that for you so we can have sex. Don't be upset at me. Don't scream faggot to me. Just adore me because I have so much affection for you. Your ex wife, I know we had sex many times at the tennis court but me and her, we are through. She wouldn't buy me a corvette even though she has most of your money. So please hateful Floridian man, lets make this water under the bridge for once. This conflict between me and you, it's naive. Gets us nowhere when we can go into a discord server and roleplay.

Speaking of Discord. I was just told by the boyfriend of Rose that they will not be doing porn. This upsets me. I wanted to see Rose plowed from behind as if she's a homeless crack addict fucking for more crack. This does not make any sense and leaves me with more questions than answers. What is it that Rose wants from me? I have already offered to eat her shit, stuff her tampons in my mouth, sniff her underwear. Isn't Rose into freaks and weirdos? After all this time she was talking about how stalkers made her horny. All of a sudden her number one stalker offered their soul to her discord cult and I get turned down over a mistake I made two months ago. This does not make sense. Maybe the boyfriend wants me to eat his shit and vaccum is penis with my mouth. Then again he did have bi-sexual vibes so maybe he wants me to perform a gay act on him. But I'm not gay. I will take strapons in my ass by girls but I won't suck another man's penis. Rose is psy opping or seething because I said those things about her on this forum.

@Deus Kaine
How much are you being paid to troll me? Has dark lord given you the peanuts he has made from youtube? I see he finally reached 20,000 views. It's really cool to see that he has paid someone else to have doordash ordered for me. Archiving is a great thing to do for Rose. It's less heavy lifting to document her existence on the internet. I'm starting to believe you sabotaged my discord invitation to the server. Has Timepace been in talks with you? Not that it matters but by now she should have killed herself. I hate her now but the nude book she was wanting to make me still has me curious about what's under those clothes. Rose has a sexier body than her but a little practice won't hurt. What if I told you I had sex with one of your girl friends and I'm paying her to spy on your every day duties. I'm actually having her cuck me so steal your shit. I already ejaculated into her so it doesn't matter, you're just getting a hole that was already spread out. Are you sending doordash to my sex palace? I think the boyfriend of Rose would beat your ass. Come on Kaine why don't we have a voice call in discord? You wouldn't be a coward would you? After all of this time I think we should talk as if we are grown men. Don't hide behind those sex dolls and fake girl friends. Oh, and the reason why I know about that is because Dustin has been talking major shit about you. Dustin told me that Rose told him years ago you have a sex addiction, wasted $1000 on this rich girl you found at some work place you worked for. You also have an electric car, attempted to learn japanese even though that's never your culture. Don't be mad at me bro, you should beat Dustin's ass. Dustin is @Prospero by the way and has been sending me your private information. Bro why do you look like a frog, are you sure you're scoring pussy? It is as if you popped out of your mother's pussy the other day. No chest hair, small dick energy, rapists aesthetic. So tell us when are you going to shoot up a coffee shop because Rose turned you down?

 

[kiwifails]

@that bitch v
@Deus Kaine

This is your fault. You made Rose turn me down. Now my ex-girlfriend who has moderator on this site probably died from the fire or lost her house. This shit makes me sexually confused. Being called a stalker because I just want affection. This is unbelievable. I should have been born a girl, similar form such as my baby girl time. Jerking off uncontrollably has made my penis hurt. Floridian man is now secretly gay for me. My story is just doom and gloom. Getting turned down, ghosted, cheated on. This is unbelievable. I go on Ome.tv, find a hot emo girl, get her discord, then she turns me down after 10 hours of deep talking. Her reason was that I wasn't her type. I don't understand. We had so much in common. It must be nice to be a girl. I don't understand how I was born a man I am worthless and my penis hurts from jerking it too much. My dream is so over, Timepace's house burned down and I'm left with my cock in my hand. Rose gay opped me into thinking she was going to do porn for me. I'm hearing enough voices as it is and it's so depressing. I should have been a girl so I can just touch myself and never have to be turned down when I can be the one doing the ghosting. How does Time get to be a girl but I can't? She has such a hot body I want to lick her up and down, I want to rub my imaginary vagina on hers. Maybe I wouldn't be so depressed, maybe she would be gay for me dyke style.



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It's just another one of those nights. I'm crying to space song while trying to fall asleep typing this out. I'm listening to depressing shit right now because I'm falling apart. @that bitch v this is all your fault you BPD whore. You did this didn't you? You made her kill herself because you want to kill yourself. Keep getting drunk everyday you will be so sad and by yourself. You might as well get back to doing crack. I wanted to have fun with you, every night we dated I touched myself to you. I wanted you to send me nudes I told you my romance story. It's never fair for me I get turned down all of the fucking time and Kaine, he rubs it my face through dustin, Kaine can't even brag about it directly, he has to have another faggot tell me about it. What is wrong with you people. How do you get girlfriends? when then again I don't know if we can call them that but okay.


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I'm so going to get turned down again you watch. I should have been a girl this is unbelievable now there is a gay Floridian trying to have sex with me trying to have me watch beetleguese with him. Maybe he should have been a women, I could have sex with that fine soul. Maybe I should have been a women, he could bang me and fuck me like a dog on a teddy bear. My nazi BPD ex girlfriend caused this, she said everything was my fault when I confronted her in discord. She blamed me for being depressed. We should have just fucked, fucked, asked questions later. No she gas lights me, makes me feel bad she has mental problems. Get drunk more, cry more about it, tell everyone your problems. I hope the next boyfriend beats the shit out of you, you stupid bitch. I was going to get nudes, an actual book of nudes from Timepace, I was going to have porn of Rose made just for me. You people had to fuck everything up and now I'm being turned down left and right as if no one will ever adore me. I should have been a girl, this is unbelievable.

You people suck

Kiwifails is the best moderator

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

Floridian man is asking for it. The signals he keeps sending. Dude wants to be fucked so hard by me the waves start forming in the oceans. His Anne Hathaway dream has became a delusion to the point every male on this forum is Anne Hathaway. But really I want to dress up as a ss officer and fuck him as if he's a women about to be raped in France. Rose still has turned my request down to join the discordian waifu server. I'm almost finished reading girl in pieces as my first assignment. It's a really great book and Rose wanted me to read it so I can understand what she goes through. Now I understand when a girl cuts herself and why they do it. So what's the deal with my man holding down my girl Rose? He for sure has a bigger penis than me that's why Rose chose him over me. If me and this dude whipped it out and had the ruler out he would win by 6 inches no problem. Rose is getting some fine dick I'm so jealous. How did my man get such a big dick? Now I understand why Dustin is butthurt about being turned down by Rose.

Deep down I wish I was an emo girl. As a non-human humanoid I feel as if being a man isn't what it's chalked up to be. The penis doesn't have much perks to it. Once you masturbate twice a day with it, it starts to be sore and ache. When you have an erection it hurts because my penis is very big. I find no matter in a big penis but for some reason it upsets Floridian man. For some reason with my non-human humanoid technology, it won't allow me to transform. I was thinking about taking unuyuns virginity since I have a thing for that humanoid. I sense this humanoid with my penis. The humanoid lurks reading everything I type out waiting for me to rim it's ass. I sense this humanoid has a functional asshole so that's why I mentioned that.

@that bitch v
Did you drink today? Am I on your mind baby girl? You miss me I know it. I know I'm banging the pussy around her but I think about you from time to time. My vicky baby why don't you just fuck me like I'm nothing to you? I'm better than what drinking can do. Come fuck me baby, make me scream for my life when I cum inside of you. Your insults make me just want more and more. You make me so hyper sexual I just need you to make those moves on this body. Don't be angry just fuck me already. Fuck me so fucking good, I fuck you like you're getting raped. I'll jam you in your ass while on erection pills. I want my penis to break down from jamming you 10 hours straight in the ass. I have plenty of lubricant. I want to jam you in the ass and have you suck my dick so you can taste your ass. You are pathetic, that's why I want to use you. Instead of killing you, I want my penis to do the talking, I want that pink pussy of yours to do the fighting. Come on baby, let's not fight or hate, let's just do some angry fucking. Maybe then we can get past our differences.

Unyuns is a humanoid. I will find this humanoid and fuck it. As a non-human humanoid I will fuck the shit out of unuyuns. Everytime I find an onion I smash it with my dick. I smack it around, play with it, put it in my ass, poop it out then fuck a hole through it. But let's be honest, Unyuns wants Floridian man. This is bullshit. That pathetic divorced whore man, why would he want a fucking vegetable? This just isn't fair. You people are something else. One minute you are calling me a hot emo girl the next you say my nuts are weird shaped. Please back away and let me take the stage here. This is why in this thread, I want to be sex mod. Appoint me to sex mod so I can feel special about this thread. Don't have me be fingered in my ass without something that goes with it. This will only make Floridian man want to imagine me and everyone else here as Anne Hathaway.

Floridian man is asking for it. The signals he keeps sending. Dude wants to be fucked so hard by me the waves start forming in the oceans. His Anne Hathaway dream has became a delusion to the point every male on this forum is Anne Hathaway. But really I want to dress up as a ss officer and fuck him as if he's a women about to be raped in France. Rose still has turned my request down to join the discordian waifu server. I'm almost finished reading girl in pieces as my first assignment. It's a really great book and Rose wanted me to read it so I can understand what she goes through. Now I understand when a girl cuts herself and why they do it. So what's the deal with my man holding down my girl Rose? He for sure has a bigger penis than me that's why Rose chose him over me. If me and this dude whipped it out and had the ruler out he would win by 6 inches no problem. Rose is getting some fine dick I'm so jealous. How did my man get such a big dick? Now I understand why Dustin is butthurt about being turned down by Rose.

Deep down I wish I was an emo girl. As a non-human humanoid I feel as if being a man isn't what it's chalked up to be. The penis doesn't have much perks to it. Once you masturbate twice a day with it, it starts to be sore and ache. When you have an erection it hurts because my penis is very big. I find no matter in a big penis but for some reason it upsets Floridian man. For some reason with my non-human humanoid technology, it won't allow me to transform. I was thinking about taking unuyuns virginity since I have a thing for that humanoid. I sense this humanoid with my penis. The humanoid lurks reading everything I type out waiting for me to rim it's ass. I sense this humanoid has a functional asshole so that's why I mentioned that.

@that bitch v
Did you drink today? Am I on your mind baby girl? You miss me I know it. I know I'm banging the pussy around her but I think about you from time to time. My vicky baby why don't you just fuck me like I'm nothing to you? I'm better than what drinking can do. Come fuck me baby, make me scream for my life when I cum inside of you. Your insults make me just want more and more. You make me so hyper sexual I just need you to make those moves on this body. Don't be angry just fuck me already. Fuck me so fucking good, I fuck you like you're getting raped. I'll jam you in your ass while on erection pills. I want my penis to break down from jamming you 10 hours straight in the ass. I have plenty of lubricant. I want to jam you in the ass and have you suck my dick so you can taste your ass. You are pathetic, that's why I want to use you. Instead of killing you, I want my penis to do the talking, I want that pink pussy of yours to do the fighting. Come on baby, let's not fight or hate, let's just do some angry fucking. Maybe then we can get past our differences.

Unyuns is a humanoid. I will find this humanoid and fuck it. As a non-human humanoid I will fuck the shit out of unuyuns. Everytime I find an onion I smash it with my dick. I smack it around, play with it, put it in my ass, poop it out then fuck a hole through it. But let's be honest, Unyuns wants Floridian man. This is bullshit. That pathetic divorced whore man, why would he want a fucking vegetable? This just isn't fair. You people are something else. One minute you are calling me a hot emo girl the next you say my nuts are weird shaped. Please back away and let me take the stage here. This is why in this thread, I want to be sex mod. Appoint me to sex mod so I can feel special about this thread. Don't have me be fingered in my ass without something that goes with it. This will only make Floridian man want to imagine me and everyone else here as Anne Hathaway.

"Nigger I'm the colonel of your mufuffin tapes" - Master P

 

[unyuns]

Unyuns is a humanoid. I will find this humanoid and fuck it. As a non-human humanoid I will fuck the shit out of unuyuns. Everytime I find an onion I smash it with my dick. I smack it around, play with it, put it in my ass, poop it out then fuck a hole through it. But let's be honest, Unyuns wants Floridian man. This is bullshit. That pathetic divorced whore man, why would he want a fucking vegetable? This just isn't fair. You people are something else. One minute you are calling me a hot emo girl the next you say my nuts are weird shaped. Please back away and let me take the stage here. This is why in this thread, I want to be sex mod. Appoint me to sex mod so I can feel special about this thread. Don't have me be fingered in my ass without something that goes with it. This will only make Floridian man want to imagine me and everyone else here as Anne Hathaway.

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