Opinion/Blog The Crack Shack (vent about shit)

[Crimson Fucker]

I don't care about this.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

I care about this

I care about you.

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I don't care about this.

 

[Kan]

I care about you.

I don't care about this.

I don’t care about this.

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

I don’t care about this.

Remember that song we care a lot by faith no more? When Chuck Mosley was the lead singer before Mike Patton? Good song. He died a few years ago of a heroin overdose. Guess he should've cared a lot more about his sobriety *babdum tss*

 

[that bitch v]

I never felt so close to someone. That man with the funny profile picture said I was a sibling to him. He gave me wisdom and gave me a soul. Forever I have never felt but now I do. Why couldn't I gender bend them? We would be a great family. No instead I'm rained BPD women. That whore is still drunk to me best bet. She would rather drink and have sex with random men then talk to me. But my lord and savior has made a safe haven for me to thrive. There are no nerve blockages. I touch myself with ease. My tension is gone. I feel so safe and I want to make a temple for him so we can be together. I can be his mouse and he can be my pussy. I'm not gay though, just lesbian in a sense.

BPD women have messed with my mind so much, I forget what's between my legs. It's as if estrogen grabbed me by my horns and the pink pill is pending. But I'm simply not, BPD women have really hurt me and my feelings. I hope she is enjoying another man's cock right now. I hope it makes her feel good about herself for the fact that she cheated on me a lot. She guilt tripped me about being a potential rape victim but it's whatever. If my life was revolving door of ten women a day, I wouldn't be on onionfarms dread posting my sad story. Am I pathetic? Absolutely. But when it comes to sex, I'm the human being on this planet you would want to have sex with.

Again, the alien theory proves itself yet again that maybe I was never supposed to be a human but for some reason the cosmos created me to be trapped forever in this body. So now I'm unfuckable at every angle. BPD women have been the curse of the century to me. They hold no gold in their souls and blames everyone for their issues. Telling others that their dark void is always there. That they are a nazi to be edgy. Don't get me wrong, I love crazy girls and if there was a BPD chick that was an asbolute sweetheart to me I could chalk it up. I have this weird obsession with mentally ill women that can absolute golden wives. Not just mentally ill women but the strange and uncanny kind. To riddle you this, if I was in a class room full of morons and there was a girl that had a knife and carving upside down crosses on her desk that would get bullied all the time, I would want to get creepy messages from her. I'd come home and there would be knives stacked up in my mailbox and more letters threatening to "soul bond" with me.

But for some strange and weird reason, this BPD women did not catch on to my drift. I told her constantly that I wanted her to dress up in clown make up to pretend that she was going to murder me but she was like "NO!, murder me!" and my erect penis vanished. I told her I was going to rape and kill her but for some reason it didn't register, she just said she was going to smoke more weed. So I don't understand. She told everyone in the discord server that she wants to be raped and abused and I told her I would do that for her but again, no response.

Her brain is so fucked, the receptors in her brain are damaged or have trouble developing. I have terrible OCD and refuse to go to therapy since I think therapy is ethically wrong but I do know I was using porn as a scapegoat to numb the hell. In case no one knows what non orderly OCD is, it's when your Gala network of grey matter and lower frontal lobe grey matter doesn't communicate with eachother so as a result you have though patterns that lead to anxiety and fear. As Dr. Peterson once put it, it looks like someone's possessed. But this BPD bitch refused to listen to what I had to say about my own disorder in order to make herself feel good. Every rebuttal was "Im going to go smoke weed". Not "Oh , this is enlightening to me I really have to unfuck my mind"

See here's the thing about crazy girls okay. You have good BPD girls, bad BPD girls. Should I even have to explain what that even means? No. Been doom posting it for what a week now? There's those deadly suicidal types that deal critical hits when they are on 1% of health and there are those suicide girls that are so in love with you, if they can't get you she would kill you so no one else can have you then kill herself. I love emo girls but the women doesn't have to be emo, emo is just a sub culture thing. That emo asthetic is already inside of the girl no need for the appeal. Problem is, it's so hard to find that niche because like @Timepace she ruins it for the rest of them.

I wanted to have sex with timepace so bad. I can't remember how many times I jerked off thinking about pinning a skinny pale white bitch to the floor and giving her painal as she sqeualed like a dying animal. But of course she had to be a bad BPD girl and call me friend rose a pedophile for having plushies. Dark lord sent women into my life to collect information about me. The other chicks were basic dumb bitches that offer no max ejaculation qualities to my sexuality. The only thing I have now is the remains of what was who I thought I was my girlfriend.

Well, can't wait for v v to get on here after the hang over to blame everyone else for her problems. BPD rulez!

you kept talking about jerking off on the discord server all of the time and you wonder why none of the girls were active because thats all you say. everyone else has bpd but you. one minute you are talking about jerking off then the next you are talking about killing niggers. i get it im fucking doomed but you seem to be following the same pattern i did at your age
and its nothing new really for people to tell me i wont make it pass 30 whatever then

 

[fag0t v2]

I never felt so close to someone. That man with the funny profile picture said I was a sibling to him. He gave me wisdom and gave me a soul. Forever I have never felt but now I do. Why couldn't I gender bend them? We would be a great family. No instead I'm rained BPD women. That whore is still drunk to me best bet. She would rather drink and have sex with random men then talk to me. But my lord and savior has made a safe haven for me to thrive. There are no nerve blockages. I touch myself with ease. My tension is gone. I feel so safe and I want to make a temple for him so we can be together. I can be his mouse and he can be my pussy. I'm not gay though, just lesbian in a sense.

BPD women have messed with my mind so much, I forget what's between my legs. It's as if estrogen grabbed me by my horns and the pink pill is pending. But I'm simply not, BPD women have really hurt me and my feelings. I hope she is enjoying another man's cock right now. I hope it makes her feel good about herself for the fact that she cheated on me a lot. She guilt tripped me about being a potential rape victim but it's whatever. If my life was revolving door of ten women a day, I wouldn't be on onionfarms dread posting my sad story. Am I pathetic? Absolutely. But when it comes to sex, I'm the human being on this planet you would want to have sex with.

Again, the alien theory proves itself yet again that maybe I was never supposed to be a human but for some reason the cosmos created me to be trapped forever in this body. So now I'm unfuckable at every angle. BPD women have been the curse of the century to me. They hold no gold in their souls and blames everyone for their issues. Telling others that their dark void is always there. That they are a nazi to be edgy. Don't get me wrong, I love crazy girls and if there was a BPD chick that was an asbolute sweetheart to me I could chalk it up. I have this weird obsession with mentally ill women that can absolute golden wives. Not just mentally ill women but the strange and uncanny kind. To riddle you this, if I was in a class room full of morons and there was a girl that had a knife and carving upside down crosses on her desk that would get bullied all the time, I would want to get creepy messages from her. I'd come home and there would be knives stacked up in my mailbox and more letters threatening to "soul bond" with me.

But for some strange and weird reason, this BPD women did not catch on to my drift. I told her constantly that I wanted her to dress up in clown make up to pretend that she was going to murder me but she was like "NO!, murder me!" and my erect penis vanished. I told her I was going to rape and kill her but for some reason it didn't register, she just said she was going to smoke more weed. So I don't understand. She told everyone in the discord server that she wants to be raped and abused and I told her I would do that for her but again, no response.

Her brain is so fucked, the receptors in her brain are damaged or have trouble developing. I have terrible OCD and refuse to go to therapy since I think therapy is ethically wrong but I do know I was using porn as a scapegoat to numb the hell. In case no one knows what non orderly OCD is, it's when your Gala network of grey matter and lower frontal lobe grey matter doesn't communicate with eachother so as a result you have though patterns that lead to anxiety and fear. As Dr. Peterson once put it, it looks like someone's possessed. But this BPD bitch refused to listen to what I had to say about my own disorder in order to make herself feel good. Every rebuttal was "Im going to go smoke weed". Not "Oh , this is enlightening to me I really have to unfuck my mind"

See here's the thing about crazy girls okay. You have good BPD girls, bad BPD girls. Should I even have to explain what that even means? No. Been doom posting it for what a week now? There's those deadly suicidal types that deal critical hits when they are on 1% of health and there are those suicide girls that are so in love with you, if they can't get you she would kill you so no one else can have you then kill herself. I love emo girls but the women doesn't have to be emo, emo is just a sub culture thing. That emo asthetic is already inside of the girl no need for the appeal. Problem is, it's so hard to find that niche because like @Timepace she ruins it for the rest of them.

I wanted to have sex with timepace so bad. I can't remember how many times I jerked off thinking about pinning a skinny pale white bitch to the floor and giving her painal as she sqeualed like a dying animal. But of course she had to be a bad BPD girl and call me friend rose a pedophile for having plushies. Dark lord sent women into my life to collect information about me. The other chicks were basic dumb bitches that offer no max ejaculation qualities to my sexuality. The only thing I have now is the remains of what was who I thought I was my girlfriend.

Well, can't wait for v v to get on here after the hang over to blame everyone else for her problems. BPD rulez!

Kill yourself, faggot.

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

I got bit by a bat last week and so I have to go get 4 series of Rabavert shots. I'm sitting next to Methany and Crystal in the waiting room, the two biggest wigger tweakers I've ever heard in my life. They talk black blacker than blacks do. If both of them don't have at least 3 half black kids by 2 different fathers or at least 1 mixed kid in the custody of the state/their parents, I would die of shock.

If this bitch says "unowhuimsayin" one more time before the nurse calls me back, I'm going to get up and kick her right in the insane clown posse tattoo she probably has on one of her flapjack titties.

/Vent

 

[kiwifails]

I got bit by a bat last week and so I have to go get 4 series of Rabavert shots. I'm sitting next to Methany and Crystal in the waiting room, the two biggest wigger tweakers I've ever heard in my life. They talk black blacker than blacks do. If both of them don't have at least 3 half black kids by 2 different fathers or at least 1 mixed kid in the custody of the state/their parents, I would die of shock.

If this bitch says "unowhuimsayin" one more time before the nurse calls me back, I'm going to get up and kick her right in the insane clown posse tattoo she probably has on one of her flapjack titties.

/Vent

The last time I was at the ER with my old lady, she noticed that when the nurse bent over, she could see an ace of spades tattoo on her tailbone. So, she turned and asked me, 'What does it mean?' I responded with 'It means she's a proud single mother.

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

Around next month you will be telling everyone you have a new girlfriend. Your excessive arousal will cause a break up which you will mistake for bi-polar disorder. Pictures of that person will then surface on here because to you that is revenge.

Rose though can ask everyone for video games without asking her boyfriend for anything and expecting the request to be fulfilled but every time I would buy her a game she would ignore me to go lay down. I hardly know who this vicky girl is so I can't say anything about her but the way you handled that situation was really garbage. Almost every day you go on here with ramblings of utopian dreams just to be negatively ratioed by everyone who even thinks to read a single sentence of what you type out just like how Rose gets heat in her comments but instead of defending herself she gets huge ego swings to post a sneak diss post to those individuals without directly confronting them.

This is what you both do, when people call you out for your shit you both run and hide just to come back to sneak diss like know one knows what you're really doing. That's why I hope one day people on this site just drag you & drag you to where I would need an extra-large buttery popcorn bucket so I can sit back and watch the dogpile unfold while you sit on your shit stain office chair seething at the world that leads to ramblings about bi-polar girls.

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Holy shit, you fucked him up

 

[Ikolthur Benoit]

I'm simply lonely. That's it.

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

I'm simply lonely. That's it.

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

Couldn't be me role playing in discord with someone that doesn't care about sexual interactions. Yet I'm ignored when I'm sobbing to myself as if I'm some petty girl with issues. Thankfully I have some people that are there for me. Being fucked with is such the routine for my haters. @that bitch v Could have been a room mate of mine. She had the financial backing & understanding of every day life. Not that I cared for her money but she works hard for it unlike my past girlfriends expecting me to pay for everything. This women was the first to offer to buy my gifts and the thought of that was golden, something I surely cherished; the consideration. She wanted to move out of her city and I needed help advancing financially. Her ego though is what became the best of her. Ghosting like the other women because it's what women do because it's a huge power swing for them. They know men are out there swimming through the vast blue searching during the day and over night to feel some kind of affection. Then they are blamed for problems unrelated to them so they ghost them in the long run. Just tell me we are over, don't go behind my back and tell a friend of mine that none of everything you said to me was fake.

Breaking my heart to save yours but you really didn't save yours because she still drinks almost everyday. Like it's something to be proud of. Her abusive boyfriend hooked her on that and now she's slowly killing herself. We could have really helped each other, even if we weren't soulmates I could have finally touched my lips if a women, finally knew what it was like to stay warm under the covers with her. We could have been good friends with happiness to the extent even greatness. She could have helped me with my finances, I could have helped her with her addiction. No, she had to throw that all away because of her ego. She claimed to me she didn't have an ego because she did mushrooms but she is lying to herself. Her ego is still there because she ghosted me. That's what women do, they tell lies all of the time after they guilt tripped you none stop about their problems. Being 27 years old and still acting like a toddler. Immature. That's what women like to call me all of the time, they call me immature but if every time something in life happens, when things don't go the way I intend; I handle it like an adult. Let the problem happen, see what to do, take it from there. No, what this down syndrome women decided to do is make everyone in the discord server feel like shit because her problems were the only ones to matter. It was like known of us were even there. Just walls to talk to.

I have never seen such a whiny bitch in my life. Surprised she didn't start blaming us for whatever was going on. She even told me during a voice call that I had to scrape for that she is aware that she could do better but chooses to take the easy way out of stress. I'm tired of masturbating by myself. We could have masturbated together on discord. If she asked me to do weird things with my penis I would just like how I would ask her to put marbles into her vagina as I watched them fall out. I'm a weirdo, a freak but we could have both orgasmed together every night. I would have started to take huge amounts of horny goat weeded, went hiking more to stimulate testosterone and would have been ready every night to be her sex slave on camera so she wouldn't touch the bottle. No instead she would rather drink every night and be by herself and blame everyone for her problems.

Yet, I'm immature?

Doesn't ever make sense to me how someone can be so naive & selfish that they go around breaking young men's hearts. Does it really make them feel so much better about themselves? Could be that I was raised different and handle myself better. From time to time I will have my outbursts and emotional moments but overall it's a rarity to see me at my best crashing out as they call it. Even through my relationships, I would handle myself in a relaxing way rather than getting intense. We were in the discord general chat talking about her drinking and right away she starts attacking me about her father being a heavy drinker. I only wanted to talk to her about it, I never wanted to corner her about the issue. But right away she goes on the offensive like I'm trying to insult her when that was never my plan.

Her future is only in the shadows at this point. Seeing her on my screen causes me to shake violently to the point I want to punch my monitor. Every day I'm wishing she would just leave the discord and go away. I don't even know what she gets out of fucking with me on this website. I told her about this website and she really didn't give a shit about it but now she does because we broke up and her pictures leaked. She had it coming for her evil behavior toward me and my friends. Because I have good friends, she would get jealous about it. Why? You could also be their friends as well. I wasn't withholding anything from her. In fact, I wanted her to meet new people that wouldn't have her sail in the wrong direction. No, instead she makes friends with whorish women but proclaims to want to genocide whores as a nazi. This is how hell bent she is about this nazi shit. Her understanding of WW2 is so terrible. You could ask her about history and she would shrug it off as if it doesn't matter. She would post hitler memes in general chat but doesn't understand what any of it means. Her beliefs are so flawed. If you asked her what the SS was for, she would say she doesn't understand the question.

But hey, if you want to play mind games. Okay, that's cool but don't blame any one here for your suicide because you were the one that came here to start shit with people you have no clue about. Everyone here is automatically a problem even though they haven't said anything to you. How are you going to advance in life to where you get your shit together if all you do is start fights. You will never find a good boyfriend. You passed me up, the only boyfriend that ever treated you right. I don't do drugs, I don't smoke, I don't have sex for pleasure. I don't drink, I don't party. I'm the type of guy that would go down to the beach to crack one open ( a virgin pina coloda ) and watch the waves roll in. I'm the type of person to go fishing at 4 in the morning or catching crabs in the marshes. To go hang with the beach birds and tour what ever that place has to offer. We could have did that all together. You lost your license but I could have taken you down to Florida, down to key west and show you the ropes. Have the best Key Lime by the water. listen to some kenny chesney and get all sentimental about shit. I could have really saved you from yourself and pushed you in a positive direction. Even if we weren't soul mates you would have been one hell of a girl to hang out with. Yeah I'd buy you a beer but just one. I'd let you have just a small bit of weed but because I was feeling good on a blue moon night. And I would have waited a year before I would ever thought about having sex with you and when we first have sex with each other it would be on the beach, a private beach under the full moon. Hearing the waves, feeling the breeze, getting some sand where it doesn't belong. Then after we could have kissed in the water and I could have held you in my arms as the water rocked you back and forth We could have done all of that together and it would have been such a healthy friendship, so when we do decide to split up in the end there are no hard feelings involved and if I would have won the lottery, I'd give you a huge chunk of what I was winning, no marriage license filing bullshit needed. Filed my taxes as a single man, gave you the world. I'm too nice, too good of a person though for her and she's just too below me to understand how dumb it was for her to pass me up just like that. Have the next guy beat the shit out of her because to tell you the truth I will not give a shit about it. I felt sorry for you once, you fucked me over, never going to fool me again honey. I'd rather pick up a moon cricket down in Alabama than come close to you. So stay your white trailer park ass in your city bum fuck, fuck.

I ain't reading all that, nigga.

 

[Nektar Geist]

Thankfully I have some people that are there for me.

Your social worker and the guys with the butterfly nets?

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Was the bug lady Chinese wife making bat soup?

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

Was the bug lady Chinese wife making bat soup?

You say weird stuff to strangers on the internet, dude.

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

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i really have to question your choice of women
i have never seen so much anti-depressants put into one person

I question what kind of woman takes a look in the mirror and says "You know what would go good with my bulbous, doctor robotnik shaped stomach? Bangs."

Bitch look like Bettie Page SWALLOWED Audrey Hepburn.

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

Get a load of the filthy green towel smushed into one side of the towel rack. The more I look at this picture the funnier it is.

True story: that's actually a kitten on her shirt, but her gigantic stomach stretched it out into a tiger

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

No I've got to go in for thirds and make fun of this picture again:

Why is she wearing that haggard, inside of an early 90's Taco Bell restaurant jacket? She looks like one of those black background dancers on in living color.

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

you're attempting rape roleplays home boy kill yourself

Nice DUD comeback, asshole.

 

[Yandere_Theory]

@YandereTheory
You have a corpse as a friend. White trash on A-Z meds. Can you maybe add a wannabe school shooter next? Would enjoy to see what she appears as.