Opinion/Blog The Crack Shack (vent about shit)

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

Nobody's interested in his drama, especially after his epic meltdown. It's like trying to reason with a toddler who's having a tantrum – they're not interested in playing by the rules, and when they don't get their way, they stomp their feet and take their toys home."
@Gargamel
Should really take this advice
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What tantrum? What happened? I don't see anything the little swish says or does so I missed out on all that fun.

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

I'm not mad at you, I'm just trying pop this delusional bubble where you think acting like a spastic pussy and announcing blocks is anything but gay attention whore behavior.

You always like bringing this up but again, you're a dumb boomer that got lost. Being a nuisance with sock accounts is hilarious and the fast path to disrespecting jannies.

I got my BAC past .3, posted cringe and yet didn't smash my phone and "forget my password" for a month

You were objectively acting like a total faggot for doing this move
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Cope+sneethe

Literally everything you just said makes me laugh because even if it didn't work on Gargamel it worked on you.

I used a stupid petty infantile tactic against a stupid petty infantile faggot.

Kind of like your justification for doxxing people right? Fire with fire?

And dude you can kid yourself all you want about how it's funny and it creates a mess for the jannies, but literally nobody gives a fuck but you.

WE ALL KNOW IT'S YOU EVERY TIME RETARD. EVERY SINGLE TIME A MODERATOR LOOKS AT WHOEVER THE NEWEST USER IS THEY GO OH LOOK HEY THERE'S SOCKY! LET'S LET HIM BE A RETARD ON THIS ACCOUNT UNTIL HE TIRES HIMSELF OUT AND THEN WE'LL JUST MERGE IT INTO HIS REGULAR ONE.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

Kind of like your justification for doxxing people right? Fire with fire?

Doxing*. It's one X, you retarded lost boomer. It follows the same grammatical rules as box.
And I think doxing is based and hilarious. It's so funny and harmless I did it to myself, Jack

And dude you can kid yourself all you want about how it's funny and it creates a mess for the jannies, but literally nobody gives a fuck but you.

If you're talking about it, you're the target audience

WE ALL KNOW IT'S YOU EVERY TIME RETARD. EVERY SINGLE TIME A MODERATOR LOOKS AT WHOEVER THE NEWEST USER IS THEY GO OH LOOK HEY THERE'S SOCKY! LET'S LET HIM BE A RETARD ON THIS ACCOUNT UNTIL HE TIRES HIMSELF OUT AND THEN WE'LL JUST MERGE IT INTO HIS REGULAR ONE.

Lol you sure seem mad, granny.
Yeah, I know everyone knows it's me, fucking duh. I don't change my manner of speaking or even the topics I talk about. The only reason I ever deny it is because the admins won't generally merge/ban socks unless the person admits it's them. One of the few cool parts of Onion Farms.

 

[RumpleSmooothSkin]

Hello sexy people!!! I come to be sexy.
I hope to succeed.

 

[Gargamel]

Cat litter is lying they're quite friendly with each other.
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Great memories.

Let's be honest, it's clear that Gargamel has connections with these individuals and is indeed in contact with them. And, as if that wasn't enough, cat litter just confirmed it.

I have no idea who @Gargamel is or is not in contact with lol.

You won't tell us who you were/are on KF, but I'm starting to get Dynamite Bean vibes.

I have not kept up with the kiwifurs, unfortunately. I do miss them, however.

@kiwifails has something major to hide. You can tell by how defensive she is, and how flimsy her alibis are.

You think you stumbled upon some shocking new information that Gargamel and I got along well? I stated I didn't know who he was in contact or not in contact with, which is true.

You've completely (and intentionally) miss understood what I said. So how about that Dynamite Bean accusation?

It's no secret. It's like literally all over Kiwi Farms.

This intentional twisting of the facts further points to @kiwifail having something to hide.

Man, those faggots who fuck in mascot uniforms sure stick together, don't they?

Probably because they have their dicks in each other's asses (which is the hole they cut beneath the tail)

Incoming "AHF is a drunk" "Your GF is fake" "you can't stop talking about me" joke by Lady Gar Gar incoming....

Fuck I wish he wasn't a chicken shit who limited who sees his profile. I can pull up about 9 or 10 examples of him mentioning me ever since he went on the fucko list.

Until you forget your password.

It's why it's best not to engage; he's clearly desperate for attention. That's why he's on this platform , instead of his own, because nobody wants to sign up for his.

What can I say, seeing you squirm is funny.

Nobody's interested in his drama, especially after his epic meltdown. It's like trying to reason with a toddler who's having a tantrum – they're not interested in playing by the rules, and when they don't get their way, they stomp their feet and take their toys home."
@Gargamel
Should really take this advice
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Yeah, I mean, normally I don't just give up easily, but he's just doing this for attention because he's a sad, lonely piece of shit. It's like when your old lady is trying to bait you into an argument because she's bored."

Cope, cope, cope. Can't get no dick, eh?

He bitched and bitched and bitched and bitched and bitched about how much he hated it here, but then when he realized that his little message board only had like a dozen users (and four of those users were me and him) where is he now? Still here farmin onions and being a passive aggressive little swish.

Why yes, I am farming Onions.

Also:

Look how mad you're getting lol.

I didn't even do it to you and look at how mad you're getting.

Dude keep proving my point. Even if you had a VALID point nobody in their right mind is going to take a guy who made 60,000 accounts as a "joke" seriously.

And just for the record, your little shell game of different alt accounts as well as the four minute long drunken incoherent mess of a message you left me when I asked you if you had been drinking has been more embarrassing and more cringe than ANYTHING I've done on this forum.

So you know... Maybe take care of your own backyard before you start telling me to cut my fucking grass.

Literally everything you just said makes me laugh because even if it didn't work on Gargamel it worked on you.

I used a stupid petty infantile tactic against a stupid petty infantile faggot.

Kind of like your justification for doxxing people right? Fire with fire?

And dude you can kid yourself all you want about how it's funny and it creates a mess for the jannies, but literally nobody gives a fuck but you.

WE ALL KNOW IT'S YOU EVERY TIME RETARD. EVERY SINGLE TIME A MODERATOR LOOKS AT WHOEVER THE NEWEST USER IS THEY GO OH LOOK HEY THERE'S SOCKY! LET'S LET HIM BE A RETARD ON THIS ACCOUNT UNTIL HE TIRES HIMSELF OUT AND THEN WE'LL JUST MERGE IT INTO HIS REGULAR ONE.

Praise be to Socky.

It's almost universally considered a bitch move to block or mute people by those not thin skinned enough to use those features, so I'm not offended by you thinking there was anything unique about me saying so.
Even more bitch made is publicly telling someone you've blocked them and then repeatedly making retarded posts where you stick your fingers in your ears and go "lalala, I can't hear you" like a fucking spastic instead of just depriving the person of attention like an adult.

As many times as I've effortposted about this, you think people would fucking get it by now.

I got my BAC past .3, posted cringe and yet didn't smash my phone and "forget my password" for a month

This TBH

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

ruckus shit

Silence, Zach. This thread is about sensitive White males with Asian girlfriends, not sensitive Asian males who can't get White girlfriends

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

ruckus shit

Silence, Zach. This thread is about sensitive White males with Asian girlfriends, not sensitive Asian males who can't get White girlfriends

Nice one lol

 

[kiwifails]

What tantrum? What happened? I don't see anything the little swish says or does so I missed out on all that fun.

That's when he lost it and I had to call in backup from Shadfan to vouch for me, because he'd somehow convinced himself I was one of the 'beauty parlor hags' –
Apparently, he's under the delusion that his online antics are so interesting that someone, anyone, would bother to spy on him."

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

That's when he lost it and I had to call in backup from Shadfan to vouch for me, because he'd somehow convinced himself I was one of the 'beauty parlor hags' –
Apparently, he's under the delusion that his online antics are so interesting that someone, anyone, would bother to spy on him."

Nobody gives a shit what the little faggot does. If they did, his site would have more than 2 users.

 

[RumpleSmooothSkin]

sensitive White males

Mmmmmmm. I love sensitive white males. Mmmmmmmm.

 

[RumpleSmooothSkin]

sensitive White males

Mmmmmmm. I love sensitive white males. Mmmmmmmm.

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

Mmmmmmm. I love sensitive white males. Mmmmmmmm.

Obvious Socky account is obvious

 

[WrigleysNotThatExtra]

vent forum getting off from the 9-5 to argue with an internet stranger about internet forums on an internet forum

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

Obvious Socky account is obvious

It'd be great if you could have a lucid moment instead of monkey barring from dumb statement to dumb statement.
Creating socks is incredibly common in Farms / sektur associated places, retard. They're not all me. Or they are. It doesn't matter, I'm ultimately happy to see autistic waters muddied

 

[FatassDrip]

I do like how the infighting stopped briefly to dunk on @AboutToBustOut.
It's like the stories you hear about World War 1 when soldiers would celebrate together on Christmas.
Except infinitely more autistic

 

[kiwifails]

I do like how the infighting stopped briefly to dunk on @AboutToBustOut.
It's like the stories you hear about World War 1 when soldiers would celebrate together on Christmas.
Except infinitely more autistic

Our boi @AboutToBustOut produces lyrical gold.

 

[Gargamel]

Our boi @AboutToBustOut produces lyrical gold.

He probably wouldn't have sex with you, though.

 

[kiwifails]

Gay

He probably wouldn't have sex with me though

Ftfy

 

[Gargamel]

Gay

Ftfy
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It's not gay because he's a boy and you're a girl. A faggot girl, but a girl nonetheless.

 

[Yandere_Theory]

@Prospero
come on baby bitch
if I ever rolled up on you i'd slap the shit out of you

the only thing you slap is your dick in the dark