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[Time 4 Guillotines]

@Crimson Fucker
Those are all universally considered "unreliable" Hadiths at best. Put your fedora away, wife beating cross dresser

 

[Crimson Fucker]

@Crimson Fucker
Those are all universally considered "unreliable" Hadiths at best. Put your fedora away, wife beating cross dresser

Wrong, all of them are very reliable and have been to Islamic scholars for some time. They only call these ones unreliable because it makes them mad. All the other ones from these sources they spout as fact.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

Wrong, all of them are very reliable and have been to Islamic scholars for some time.

May Allah have mercy on your ignorance, Habibi

Quran intro page

www.skepticsannotatedbible.com

 

[Crimson Fucker]

I saw the Messenger of Allah pbuh putting Husein’s legs apart and kissing his penis.

May Allah have mercy on your ignorance, Habibi

Quran intro page

www.skepticsannotatedbible.com

Related by Al-Tabarani and it's chain of narration is GOOD

Jarir from Qabus bin Abi Zayban, he from his father, who from Ibn Abbas: I saw the Messenger of Allah pbuh putting Hassan’s legs apart and kissing his penis. And Qabus bin Abi Zayban is Good in Hadith


Fake odd opossum doesn't even know where they are from. Big kek

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

I saw the Messenger of Allah pbuh putting Husein’s legs apart and kissing his penis.


Related by Al-Tabarani and it's chain of narration is GOOD

Jarir from Qabus bin Abi Zayban, he from his father, who from Ibn Abbas: I saw the Messenger of Allah pbuh putting Hassan’s legs apart and kissing his penis. And Qabus bin Abi Zayban is Good in Hadith


Fake odd opossum doesn't even know where they are from. Big kek

Next you'll tell me that Jews believe Jesus is boiling in shit and piss because of some unsupported statements by rabbis 1K years ago just because the wider Talmud mentions them
What's your favorite episode of Penn and Teller's Bullshit, r/atheist?

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

@Crimson Fucker
Those are all universally considered "unreliable" Hadiths at best. Put your fedora away, wife beating cross dresser

Everybody knows that the prophet Muhammad was a homo who committed beastiality with pigs.

That's why Muslims aren't allowed to eat hogs. They're afraid of committing cannibalism.

 

[Kan]

A bunch of copy and pasted bullshit

Just stop.

 

[Kan]

Islamophobes commit cannibalism when they eat pork.

FTFY

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

Muhammad was a faggot and I want to blow his corpse

FTFY

 

[Kan]

I’m a faggot who wants to blow Muhammad

FTFY

 

[Kan]

SELF BETTERING NOT TO EXCUSERING!

“Excusering”
I’m gonna use this, now. Thanks, Undertale/Deltarune monster.

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

FTFY

But see now you ruined your own bit because nobody who has any kind of respect for Islam would blasphemy the prophet like that.

I mean Jesus Christ (who is the true Lord and savior) at least be CONSISTENT when you LARP.

 

[Kan]

But see now you ruined your own bit because nobody who has any kind of respect for Islam would blasphemy the prophet like that.

I mean Jesus Christ (who is the true Lord and savior) at least be CONSISTENT when you LARP.

That’s not how blasphemy works.

I mean Holy Muhammad (Peace Be Upon Him), Jesus Christ (also Peace Be Upon Him), and Abraham (also, also Peace Be Upon Him), at least read a dictionary.

TL;DR It’s an example of someone else saying it, not me. Ew.

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

That’s not how blasphemy works.

I mean Holy Muhammad (Peace Be Upon Him), Jesus Christ (also Peace Be Upon Him), and Abraham (also, also Peace Be Upon Him), at least read a dictionary.

TL;DR It’s an example of someone else saying it, not me. Ew.

You perverted someone else's words and wrote blasphemy against the prophet. It was in your heart and in your mind when you were doing it.

You are either a blasphemer or a poor LARPer. I'm deciding the latter.

 

[Kan]

You perverted someone else's words and wrote blasphemy against the prophet. It was in your heart and in your mind when you were doing it.

You are either a blasphemer or a poor LARPer. I'm deciding the latter.

Thoughts≠Beliefs

You wrote “Muhammad was a faggot and I want to blow his corpse” in place of my comment. Ergo, by your logic alone, you are the former in the penultimate sentence, ghost.

 

[Kan]

Anyways, something different:

There’s a stupid trend involving fake school shootings.

Fake School Shooting Trend

The Fake School Shooting Trend, also known as the September 2024 Fake School Shooting Threats, refers to a wave of hoax

amp.knowyourmeme.com

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

Thoughts≠Beliefs

You wrote “Muhammad was a faggot and I want to blow his corpse” in place of my comment. Ergo, by your logic alone, you are the former in the penultimate sentence, ghost.

 

[Kan]

View attachment 67052

Faggot.
*Sin Ding*

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

Faggot.
*Sin Ding*

Socky?

 

[Kan]

Socky?

No sock account. No socks. No bitches. No balls. No hetero tho. No homo tho.