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It's less trolling and more violent hatred. India and Pakistan have been at each other's throats for the past 74 years, vying for complete control over Kashmir. The online slapfights are absolutely hilarious to watch from a distance though, and are absolutely worthy of a subforum.
No.
Pretty much anyone who continually does something repeatedly with a consistently negative outcome, to which you can say "Oh boy, there they go again ?". Its become a broad term that's been stretched to cover everything from very stupid delusional narcissists to pedophiliac predators.
Do they produce funny content? That seems like that's pretty much all you need. Look at oP. Sperging out and getting banned. Multiple times. That's pretty funny. He's a lolcow.
That's literally the only standard you need, and it's not a complicated one. If you disagree you're overthinking it.
That's literally the only standard you need, and it's not a complicated one. If you disagree you're overthinking it.
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If I dont like them
If they make me MATI, and then I post a thread to turn /b/ or KF or OF or lolcow.farm or your mom into my personal army to destroy them because they gave me prickly-wicklies online
Slowpoke Sonic
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If they're pretentious, narcissistic and highly mocked by others. Also if they're degenerate (e.g. kid diddler, dogfucker, etc) and have been notorious in certain communities.
They spend too much time on the interwebs and lose any semblance of what makes up normal human interaction.
That's what leads to every other lolcowish trait they may have such as oversharing or autistic behavior.
The only exception to this is scitzocows.
a lolcow is someone who is almost always retarded but doesnt acknowledge or want to acknowlege that and when pointed out would starting crying and throwing fits to which we can milk them more and more for laughs, hence the term 'lolcow'
kiwifarms, ironically a site meant to make fun of lolcows, are also ran by lolcows and they've used the term too liberally to the point where we need a recap on what the term meant...
anybody else is either an unlikeable but normal person, a shitposter, or a retard that doesnt give a fuck...
kiwifarms, ironically a site meant to make fun of lolcows, are also ran by lolcows and they've used the term too liberally to the point where we need a recap on what the term meant...
anybody else is either an unlikeable but normal person, a shitposter, or a retard that doesnt give a fuck...
No offence but kiwifarms is a lolcow itself.
I doot sometimes. It's genetic.
Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.
I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Japan!
I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Japan!
Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!
Nigger did you even check the accompanying images folder when I dumped my collection?
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