Syrup

[Syrup]

What would a restaurant only staffed by lolcows menu look like?

Starters.

Party Cheese Salad

Mains.

Hamburgers (boiled)
Bison Burgers (raw)
Drinks.
“Pansy Juice”
Coke Zero
“Fanta Flavoured Cum”

Desserts
Nutritious Banana’s


Can anyone think of any more?

 

[AshleyBloatedSwalloHole]

Are you still ugly?

 

[Syrup]

Dear God - XTC

Like The 309 - Johnny Cash

Road To Nowhere - Talking Heads

Red Ford Radio (2020) - U.S Girls

Los Ageless - St Vincent

 

[SSF2T Old User]

Majority of the songs from Dance Dance Revolution (1st Mix - Extreme) and In The Groove 1 and 2.

Outside of that, these are my top favorites off the top of my head:

ATB - 9PM (Till I Come)
ATB - Don't Stop
ATB - Killer
ATB - Let You Go
Moby - Ah-Ah
Moby - Go
Darude - Feel The Beat
Armin Van Buuren Presents Perpetuous Dreamer - The Sound Of Goodbye (Above & Beyond Extended)
Snap! - Rhythm Is A Dancer
Culture Beat - Mr. Vain
Catapilla - Void (I Need You) (Juniorverse Remix)
Corona - Rhythm Of The Night
Captain Hollywood Project - More & More

 

[Witthel 2.0]

This is one of my new favorite Vidya tracks.

Shit drops harder than the Greek economy.

 

[Syrup]

 

[Syrup]

This is referring to enlarged clitoris as an side effect of hrt .

 

[Syrup]

A person online has offered to be my boyfreind if i pay 200£ for a “femboy” sex worker to do a massive shit on a plate as a commission

Should i take him up on this offer??????

Youtube comments by retarded people

 

[Merely an Ass]

i think it is a terrible idea.

you should totally do it.

 

[cjöcker]

 

[SSF2T Old User]

>When you make a famous video shitting on Tumblr but then in current year appologise to the same group of people you shat on years ago in the form of a fucking YouTube Comment

 

[Mario]

Should you do it? I think its in this communities best interest for you to do it.

 

[Syrup]

>When you make a famous video shitting on Tumblr but then in current year appologise to the same group of people you shat on years ago in the form of a fucking YouTube Comment

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tldr

This guy also has a fart blog.

 

[Deleted member 184]

I'm a faggot dyke

 

[Life is ruff]

Hello everyone. I found out about this place from lurking on Kiwi Farms, and with all the constant fights there, I think it'd be better for me to join here. I hope to have plenty of laughs with all of you here.

 

[Syrup]

 

[constant exposure]

You are gay

 

[Syrup]

I think it would build up character. I’m going to print fliers with a link to his thread and post them outside his school.

My son once wet the bed on christmas eve because he was scared of santa.

I once caught my som trying to drown himself in the toilet because i blamed him for his mothers untimely death for a laugh.

Also this thread is obviously a joke.

Please take nothing written here seriously.

I’m 18 and do not have a son.

 

[Merely an Ass]

It's ok if you don't believe in God.

Because God believes in you!

Hello everyone. I found out about this place from lurking on Kiwi Farms, and with all the constant fights there, I think it'd be better for me to join here. I hope to have plenty of laughs with all of you here.

I will fite you irl

come at me

 

[Dirt Grub]

I'm here for the same reason I'm on KF: because I love bearing witness to drama and gossip that has nothing to do with me.