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Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

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kiwifails said:
Lilddrip trad wife saga?
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THe Trad Wife(tm) lifestyle: Get up, sweep for a very short (this is verified fact) fat shut in, on obscure, rather juvenile website. Make aubergine and cous cous vol au vents for Prayer Meeting, then seethe about some N-dub nonce fancier. Wash clothes, with rock, by river.

WHen was the last time a verified female used the site? Caroline Farrow? Hang on...
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Crikey luv, Catholic and vicars wife there. Maybe she's there to get advice on her autistic kids, eh? Commie Farms being the biggest collection of autards online. At least, verifiable bio bint. So, not joshy's cup of tea, really.
 
Nektar Geist said:
THe Trad Wife(tm) lifestyle: Get up, sweep for a very short (this is verified fact) fat shut in, on obscure, rather juvenile website. Make aubergine and cous cous vol au vents for Prayer Meeting, then seethe about some N-dub nonce fancier. Wash clothes, with rock, by river.

WHen was the last time a verified female used the site? Caroline Farrow? Hang on...
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Crikey luv, Catholic and vicars wife there. Maybe she's there to get advice on her autistic kids, eh? Commie Farms being the biggest collection of autards online. At least, verifiable bio bint. So, not joshy's cup of tea, really.
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You got a backstory on this broad?
 
SwimStaffRubber said:
Nice of her to have a pfp that matches her personality for this month
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Did you know, if given the choice, Lidl would rather be alone in the forest with a bear than a man? She's WILD like that.
kiwifails said:
You got a backstory on this broad?
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She's a terf, she plays organ in a church and she will not have sex with you.
 
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kiwifails said:
You got a backstory on this broad?
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She has a thread.
It's locked, because she hates the troonaloons, and joshy has a weird relationship with women.

From what I can gather, Bong police questioned her about troonfoobic squits, and she's a Catholic and married to a vicar (this is possible, if the bloke decides after getting married, he wants to commit blasphemy, by pledging his loyalty to the Synagogue of Satan, and already has a family and wife).

I think she might be more of a Mary Sue on speed version of Posey Parker (another "trad wife", whose back story doesn't hold up, and expects people to appease her, because she's a spoilt brat).

Really tho, you got autistic kids, you follow a false church... and to top it all, you decide to shitpost on Commie Farms. She's probably funding joshy, even tho gossip is verbotten in Christianity, hey ho, it's the Pope, he's letting fags in the Church. She deserves to have an open thread, which is why I think she's giving tithes to the broom.
 
Nektar Geist said:
I think she might be more of a Mary Sue on speed version of Posey Parker (another "trad wife", whose back story doesn't hold up, and expects people to appease her, because she's a spoilt brat).
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Is Posie Parker suspicious? I don't know much about her outside of memes... didn't she say she lived in China as a child? Doesn't really fit well with the "working clawse" background she touts.
 
youthful_ shannel said:
I don't know much about her outside of memes...
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SHe was an also ran youth swimmer for Bongland, then she started complaining about trannies in her locker room. I have a little experience of Poser, as I was banned from her chat, for "constructive critiquing", she's thick as pig shit, and I think she's just grifting off of middleclass bints. She sells stickers and mugs, crap like that.

There was a stream she did... she tried reading a childs version of the David vs Goliath (two OT terfs), she was terrible, she has no rhetoric other than "I don't like it". The thing about terfs... they are just as dis cog as trannies, they have no logical argument or system, just shrill emotive language, then cringe flirting, when that fails, then all out sectionable rage.

She's like Commie Farms, if they were sincere in their beliefs, they'd shut the fuck up, as they don't really help the "movement".
youthful_ shannel said:
Is Posie Parker suspicious?
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Poser is the kind to let her followers get gay op'd. There was a comic called Mark Thomas, very left wing, did a thing about walking around Gaza (note: not through it and he ended up monetizing the events of a Police Intel officer infiltrating his fan base/protesters/useful idiots, by writing a book about the said pig earwigging and grassing them all up.

Mark (being the leftie navel gazer) opens the book saying how strange it was that this bloke stayed behind in the station, after certain members of the protest group got put in the cells. It's like Dude, what did you expect?

Poser (and joshy) both have that, they are too egotistical to see that they are the people who let in the narks and sneaks. She tried some Political Party nonsense and lost her deposit, so... maybe she isn't going to be much of an asset (regardless if she knows it or not).
youthful_ shannel said:
Doesn't really fit well with the "working clawse" background she touts.
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She's one of those fembims that have a husband behind the scenes, prolly using her as a tax write off. "Working class" doesn't really mean anything, none of these people will admit to being middle class. As she was competing youth swimmer,I doubt she was, that's middleclass parents taxing you around.
 
youthful_ shannel said:
She's a terf, she plays organ in a church and she will not have sex with you.
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Well, I guess that's a holy trifecta of disappointment - she's a TERF, her music is a pipe dream, and my pipe's just going to have to stay dry."
Nektar Geist said:
She has a thread.
It's locked, because she hates the troonaloons, and joshy has a weird relationship with women.

From what I can gather, Bong police questioned her about troonfoobic squits, and she's a Catholic and married to a vicar (this is possible, if the bloke decides after getting married, he wants to commit blasphemy, by pledging his loyalty to the Synagogue of Satan, and already has a family and wife).

I think she might be more of a Mary Sue on speed version of Posey Parker (another "trad wife", whose back story doesn't hold up, and expects people to appease her, because she's a spoilt brat).

Really tho, you got autistic kids, you follow a false church... and to top it all, you decide to shitpost on Commie Farms. She's probably funding joshy, even tho gossip is verbotten in Christianity, hey ho, it's the Pope, he's letting fags in the Church. She deserves to have an open thread, which is why I think she's giving tithes to the broom.
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Hey now Catholic girls know how to get on their knees. But yeah I think I've heard of this person now that you mentioned it.
 
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lidl chimes in on E-lame drug boasting again (originally she decided to boast she was addicted to Co-codamol, which is actually a society type problem), thinking that Lamey is lying. TBF, E-lame being a mindless drug hoover, and boshing the amount she claims, is likely. They practically throw these pills for free at these girls, in Bongland.

Wonder how much of the paypig money goes on Addies? He asked rhetorically.
 
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Y'know, the funnist thing about lidl's posts, is that they are always kinda like a subtle dig at joshy...
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joshy's peepee doesn't feel anything, never came having sex (it's the circumcision, y'know, the damn dirty Jews again, not him fapping too much, or being molested as a young child, it's an indicator).

Secondly... Being a woman means living with mental clarity... good one.

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"Premenstrual syndrome (PMS) may be effective as an affirmative defense to a criminal charge if it can be shown that (1) the defendant was suffering PMS when the crime was committed and (2) because of PMS, either the criminal act was involuntary or at the time of the criminal act the defendant did not possess the mental state required by law for commission of a crime".
 
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