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lidl says the quiet part...
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lidl who can't help but interact with users (((they))) hate, there.
 
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First part, as someone who started the "E-lame's Dad is financially fucked" (remember her screaming, midstream, "Moy Dahd dunt 'av tax problumbs!"?), I have to say... Bongland is fond of the 2fer offer... And the second part, about the shelf life of make up...
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If it's still sealed, it's going to be good for Christmas (provided it's stored properly), women know this, men who have bought gifts for women know this. lidl is neither.
 
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First part, as someone who started the "E-lame's Dad is financially fucked" (remember her screaming, midstream, "Moy Dahd dunt 'av tax problumbs!"?), I have to say... Bongland is fond of the 2fer offer... And the second part, about the shelf life of make up...
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If it's still sealed, it's going to be good for Christmas (provided it's stored properly), women know this, men who have bought gifts for women know this. lidl is neither.
I have never heard a European person refer to another European person as "White Trash".
 
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Based on the writing style, language, and tone, I would estimate the probability of this person being male as:

Writing style and tone: 90% (the author's use of language, tone, and humor are consistent with a male writer)
Language and grammar: 95% (the author's use of masculine pronouns, such as "he" and "him", and the overall tone of the writing suggest a male perspective)
Cultural references and slang: 90% (the author's references to masculinity, relationships, and online culture are consistent with a male writer)
Overall, I would estimate the probability of this person being male as around 92-95%. The author's writing style, tone, and language all suggest a masculine perspective, and it's unlikely that a female writer would use this tone and language to describe masculinity and relationsh
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There's a possibility that lidldick might actually be a dude from North America
I've been feeding various phrases and postings that (((she's))) made over the years. The AI text analyzer analyzer consistently throws back that it's in an feminine male. Possible non-conforming gender.
 
Based on the writing style, language, and tone, I would estimate the probability of this person being male as:

Writing style and tone: 90% (the author's use of language, tone, and humor are consistent with a male writer)
Language and grammar: 95% (the author's use of masculine pronouns, such as "he" and "him", and the overall tone of the writing suggest a male perspective)
Cultural references and slang: 90% (the author's references to masculinity, relationships, and online culture are consistent with a male writer)
Overall, I would estimate the probability of this person being male as around 92-95%. The author's writing style, tone, and language all suggest a masculine perspective, and it's unlikely that a female writer would use this tone and language to describe masculinity and relationsh
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There's a possibility that lidldick might actually be a dude from North America
I've been feeding various phrases and postings that (((she's))) made over the years. The AI text analyzer analyzer consistently throws back that it's in an feminine male. Possible non-conforming gender.
TL;DR It's Null.
 
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TL;DR It's Null.
The reading yields inconclusive results regarding the author's gender. On one hand, the writing exhibits idiosyncrasies that are characteristic of male authors; however, the subjects, topics, and tone occasionally suggest a feminine perspective. This ambiguity can be perplexing, yet the robot remains confident in its assertion that the author is from North America, rather than Continental Europe.
 
The reading yields inconclusive results regarding the author's gender. On one hand, the writing exhibits idiosyncrasies that are characteristic of male authors; however, the subjects, topics, and tone occasionally suggest a feminine perspective. This ambiguity can be perplexing, yet the robot remains confident in its assertion that the author is from North America, rather than Continental Europe.
Do me
 
Based on the writing style, language, and tone, I would estimate the probability of this person being male as:

Writing style and tone: 90% (the author's use of language, tone, and humor are consistent with a male writer)
Language and grammar: 95% (the author's use of masculine pronouns, such as "he" and "him", and the overall tone of the writing suggest a male perspective)
Cultural references and slang: 90% (the author's references to masculinity, relationships, and online culture are consistent with a male writer)
Overall, I would estimate the probability of this person being male as around 92-95%. The author's writing style, tone, and language all suggest a masculine perspective, and it's unlikely that a female writer would use this tone and language to describe masculinity and relationsh
ips.



There's a possibility that lidldick might actually be a dude from North America
I've been feeding various phrases and postings that (((she's))) made over the years. The AI text analyzer analyzer consistently throws back that it's in an feminine male. Possible non-conforming gender.
You're finally starting to get it.
 
lidl extra busy in the pissminge thread...
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I don't think lidl knows what "Old Money" means, if (((they))) don't think any OM families came from the Norf. Yes, the Norf does like to bleat about how poor it is, due to Der Tooorrreeeeezzzzz (Socialist policies in real talk), but plenty of rich, well connected fams Norf of the Watford Gap. Still, E-lame is a lower middle class bint from N-Dub burbs, but that's a lot richer than Welfare Mom mooching off of Dad class, which is what joshy comes from.
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Wiv farks n loogick!
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lidl spends a lot of time on Squitter. Don't (((they)))?
 
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She kept on sliding into my DMs, not just on this site. This goes back to Metocuck.us. Remember when I posted here about dropping the DMs and E-lame got uppity about it? I think you do. Remember when I called Dynlo a convicted raper of babies (true and honest factoids, btw), and E-lame was all "Someone contact Dyn and let them know someone is doing what Dyn did!!!"?

Y'see, lidl is capping that shit IRT, while I would once or twice a day cap her retarded shit. Plus, it really helped the Commie Farms thread, as they are finger sniffers, and can't quickly archive a days worth squits.

What did you think about my posts saying I was infringing on E-lame's copyright? She still can't do anything about that.
Oh you get mad about Elaine too?
Yeah, makes you wonder whose sock this is, right? Who, on God's great Earth, would join an obscure niche internet gossip forum to make that point?
 
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