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Hellovan Onion
Like after a certain age, you just expect men to be balding or bald. If you don't as a woman, you are fucking as retarded the men you are complaining about with their unrealistic expectations.
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Null/Kiwifarms Satire & Speculation Lidl Drip
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Hellovan Onion
man kind for man version of man for manThe fuck is a Spiritual Homosexual? Do they listen to 'Like a virgin' on repeat while staring out the window longingly for something they can't quite grasp? The fuck man these concepts are too advanced for me I'm out
""Political"" ""Lesbian"" for man not lesbian
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An Onion Among Onions
Agreed.
C'mon Null, don't be ashamed of your appearance, everyone is kinda weird looking when you look at them long enough.
the only thing going for null is that he isnt bald
thats why the lidl account rages so hard against bald men. they hairy dykes were all coping earlier by denying that testosterone plays a role in baldness (more testosterone greater likelihood of baldness) by using tranny logic aka science doesnt real unless it confirms my beliefs.
we already know that null has low T because of his high pitched voice, broken dick, and obesity
I wonder if he has kleinfelters or something
would explain a lot.
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Hellovan Onion
Something is not right about him. Even if he were just a vanilla gay, OK - not great, but OK, however he said at fucking 15 or whatever he was jerking off not to tits in the Sears catalog, but to neko shota porn. So not only was he jerking off to men, but underage ones who were furries. Just uh where do you go with that and it brings up the serious question, was he molested and this was how he ended up like that or was he groomed or what?
Then he would have had his mother raped and killed by troons than get off the toilet to help her. He then fled the country because of them. That is also what?
He's around my age, if he wasnt stealing the Victoria's Secret catalogues in the mail, the dude is gay.
Most likely neko shota is what he's naturally attracted to, or close enough. Perhaps he's a closet furry, but I doubt it. More likely he's a closet pedophile and an enjoyer of anime. Actually I think his supposed hatred of anime stems from all the ridicule he gets for beating meat to neko shota.
If he were molested as a child, we'd have heard about it by now.
He thinks of nobody but himself, and he's a coward who hides behind a keyboard. What did you expect?
That one time he shut down KF forever, supposedly to help protect his family who were taking a lot of shit because of him and KF, only to put the site back online a few days later because they weren't
I don't think the troons posed as big a threat as he claims, anyway.
Imprinted on his mind at a very young age. It won't just go away. He seems to think that this isn't the case because he "grew out of it." But stuff from our childhood stays with us forever.
Longtime Kiwifarms paypiggy and BPHag Freya (Kiwi profile link) confirms that the LidlDrip and Null accounts communicate in private and are "affectionate" with eachother:
https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/joshua-moon-megathread.475/page-781#post-125804
https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/joshua-moon-megathread.475/post-125810
jury still out on whether null puts the wig and dress on when he posts as lidl back at himself or whether he is doing some kind of 'Two-face' type cross dressing instead
https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/joshua-moon-megathread.475/page-781#post-125804
https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/joshua-moon-megathread.475/post-125810
jury still out on whether null puts the wig and dress on when he posts as lidl back at himself or whether he is doing some kind of 'Two-face' type cross dressing instead
Have you considered that perhaps you're retarded? Freya knows people want the spicy deets that for some reason people thinks she has and was very likely baiting, dumbfuck incel
If she was baiting, wouldn't it be funnier if people were completely unaware of it, though?
Why are you trying to spoil Freya's master bait?
Because it's funnier for me to spoil a retarded Onion Farmers stupid theory, duh.
Why does anyone think she'd have privileged information just because she was a BP poster? Onion Tards are really stupid enough to believe Null and Lidl were totes flirting in a DM chain with random bitches. Kiwi Farms really is collectively better off with not having you people around anymore
How so? After all, someone here on OF also said something about this:
Are couples not allowed to flirt with each other?
It's retarded to think some random broad is privy to anything. You know all those DM chains Josh has participated in? Notice how you can totally point to any example?
She was very clearly posting bait and anyone who disagrees is either dumb as shit (typical Onion Farmer L) or is in on the joke
She probably just read that post I mentioned about this new OF user who said that Lidl is Josh's girlfriend.
No but I have wondered whether your parents were brother and sister seeing as you cant spot obvious sarcasm and shitposting
which is why you absolutely must refute everything she posts, right?
lol not wanting to fuck any of the ghastly swampcrotched holes from the BP makes me an incel.
lmao even
Well, that's the thing. She refuted it here, but in another thread basically claimed it:
Definitely not being consistent.
That's absolutely true. So strange that you're running interference on pointing out that this chick was lying. Coupled with your prior insistence on defending Josh as a teller of true and honest everythings, I'd say it's clear what team you're on
Oh no, I always enjoyed posting alongside Freya. Just pointing out that she was obviously bullshitting. Don't try and backpedal now, you really thought you had something but now see that I'm right. Don't retcon it into a thing where you were actually just pretending to be retarded
No, your inability to seize the means of reproduction whatsoever is what makes you an incel
Based on what? You never actually proved this.
Then Freya talks about them flirting, which is just normal couples behavior anyway, and you sperg out about it.
Very bizarre reaction to people noticing normal stuff couples do.
Until I've been shown otherwise (which you still haven't done) then I'm not sure what to believe one way or another. Which, I already told you and screen-capped for posterity. Seems to me this "teams" thing is in your head and you're just upset that you were caught in an inconsistency.
like you would know
no the sarcasm was pretty obvious.
unless youre confirming that null does dress up in a wig and a dress to post as lidl
your egg basket is empty like Jambled huh?