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Null/Kiwifarms Satire & Speculation Lidl Drip

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Get ready for dumb and dumber pouncing on you and call you Lidl cause you don't agree with their genius theory that Lidl is just Null on a sock account.
I don't have an opinion either way. What is clear is gay ops are ongoing, especially with regard to Lidl having an active but "silent" account until approximately three years ago. Really bizarre stuff that begs further questions.
 
Do you have more information on this?
I saw a post rumor about that JambledWords or w/e hiring a private investigation into another user
Sadly I got kick out of their telegram chat once It become clear I wasn't willing to sext with them. I found out about it because I was invited into some dm chains. These are the same dm chains jesh completely nuked once he realized some prominent users where sharing all kinds of rather offensive porn with a with an alleged underage user named bargain bin laden.
I have an audio of them talking about Jeff the killer porn.
 
Some people here already know this, but Lidl's account is shown as having joined the Kiwi Farms in January of 2019.
The account didn't start posting until almost 4 years later (December 14, 2022).
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Why would an account that was dormant for 4 years suddenly start chatting with folks about Ralph and Pantsu?
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Within a few weeks of posting, Lidl already had her tongue up Josh's ass:
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There's a theory that she is a rapefugee of the spinster.xyz fediverse instance that was being interacted with when Josh first created the kiwiarms.cc in 2019.
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If you've ever interacted with spinsters on fediverse, almost all of them are a carbon-copy of Lidl Drip. They're people trapped within an echo chamber where they just read cliff notes of feminist literature back and forth to each other all day long.

I think this checks out. Josh won't ban or discipline her because she is an oldfag. Josh has repeatedly made it clear how much he hates new users shitting up his site. He prefers to keep the oldfags around and so he caters to them. In turn, Lidl is also extremely enabling when it comes to Josh. She is incredibly useful to him being a female who legitimizes his retarded takes on women. This means he can deny fact that he remains a sexually impotent, childless fatso because his echo chamber will always support him no matter how retarded he sounds.

That's my take. If you think she's Null that's only because, in spirit, she pretty much is. I don't know if she's a sock puppet but I don't necessarily think she needs to be. What's clear is that, on the Kiwi Farms, some pigs are more equal than others. This is continually made clear as Josh makes regular visits to the Woman-Hate thread just to assert his orgasmless, circumcised male dominance and tell everyone there to respect whamen, dammit! Or, by golly, he'll shut it all down!
 
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Do you have more information on this?
I saw a post rumor about that JambledWords or w/e hiring a private investigation into another user

Another fantastic description of Josh by "Lidl"
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null takes his broke dick frustrations out on women, kids when younger and now on his users.
he is particularly savage when a woman on the farms annoys him. i remember him saying he was glad his cat died when the boyfriend of his roastie whore mom burned down their house.
and again we see ethan ralph used as an example even though there are plenty better examples of misogynistic men. ethan ralph realy gets under nulls skin.

and the second paragraph is word for word a description of null. remember his thing about Cody Wilson raping a kid "I don't care about whores".
Spiritual homosexual indeed.
Another prime example as to how Lidl is either a Null puppet or is simply channeling his sentiments by projecting a hatred of Ethan Ralph onto "many men."

Like I mentioned previously, Null is under the inane assumption that Ethan Ralph represents a demographic. Because all Null does on his website and on his stream is eat, sleep, and breathe lolcows. Because he hates Ethan Ralph so much, he projects Ethan's face on anyone else who he considers is a bad person. Lidl's tendency to do the same is why it's easy and may even be appropriate to say she's just a sock puppet.

This is myopic. It is egocentric. Plain and simple. Nick Rekeita was spot on when he said that Josh is absolutely incapable of looking at the world through any other perspective other than his own.

Note also the way she talks about men is basically her writing her own fanfiction as a basis for what motivates "many men." Note even the descriptor "many" which entails she isn't actually tying herself to this opinion. She claims no stats, no demographics, nothing of any substance. Just "many men." This is what I meant before when I said it's a generality which really only deserves an "opinion discarded" type of response.

By the way, it's really easy to do this. If you see a story about a woman doing something wrong, just invent your own fanfiction that falls in line with your own myopic perception of the world. Take that singular woman who did "bad thing" assign it to "many women" so you don't have to tie yourself to anything you say. Like this:

"Many women lie and cheat because they know they can get away with it by saying they're on their period and are not in control of their actions. They are usually women who feel inferior to other women (like Pantsu for example) so they take out all their wild emotional frustrations on everyone around them simply because it is that time of the month and women don't even think logically anyway. There's a reason women end up stabbing their husbands or boyfriends with kitchen knives or some other deadly implement and that's just because women go berserk whenever they're constantly enabled by society to act like deranged lunatics and never have to be held accountable for their actions.

A lot of woman are also spiritually lesbians. They hate men, they don't ever fall in love with men, but they still have sexual urges and so they often sleep around as much as they can and seek out dykes or black dudes in particular because they can hit and quit without a guilty conscience. These women are very racist, but they're in denial because we live in a society. Sometimes the dykes and black dudes will abuse them too, which these women actually enjoy because these women secretly believe they ought to be punished for misbehaving. These women are masochists and need psychological intervention. It's sad how many men don't realize this is the way these women are and often involve themselves in these relationships expecting the woman wants actual purpose in her life when all she wants is sex, money, and drugs."


See? I didn't have to research anything or actually put any amount of thought or effort into any of that. I just wrote a fanfiction that appeals to a "woman bad; men good" archetype. All men in the room, please clap.

But what Lidl is doing here is basically the same as PLing through generalities. Here's what I mean:
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Minus the PLing, this is essentially no different from Lidl's fanfiction. It is more and more of this projection of one's own life experience into a "women good; men bad" narrative. And, at the very tail end of it is this "moral of the story" thing that is just begging for a fight.

Again, this is also what Josh does. He sets up his own "argument" using anecdotes from lolcows, vague generalities, and then cuts off any discussion with, "This is how it is and you're a retard if you disagree and I will ban you if you @ me."
 
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it sure is easy to make money off stupid people
Frankly, litigation ought to be levied against Epik and other faggy corporations who engage the kind of scummy unprofessional behavior they did. But there, I'd rather not support such litigation at the behest of someone as equally faggy. Anyone with half a brain would likely prefer to know where their money was going and have full disclosure as to how it would affect the goal overall.

What kind of oversight has Josh provided his donators, if any?
 
What kind of oversight has Josh provided his donators, if any?
Essentially none. In fact, he lets them make shit up when it benefits him.

I remember somebody saying that he's converting all crypto donations (from the fund site) into cash that he then donates to the fund. I pointed out how illegal that sounds and a bunch of people said no way, Hardin is a super smart lawyer and everything they're doing is legal, and @Null is totally converting the crypto to cash and donating it to the fund and definitely not putting it in his own pocket.

@Null has never said anything about him doing this by the way. In fact, he made it painfully clear at the beginning that all crypto donations will go straight into his pocket, period, and that he cannot legally accept crypto donations to the fund because it's an IOLTA. Of course, he did this to legally cover his ass. It did not stop people from sending him crypto. I'm 100% sure he knew this would be the case.

The group thought what it wanted to think, apparently. But what do Jews know about laws and money, anyway?
 
Essentially none. In fact, he lets them make shit up when it benefits him.

I remember somebody saying that he's converting all crypto donations (from the fund site) into cash that he then donates to the fund. I pointed out how illegal that sounds and a bunch of people said no way, Hardin is a super smart lawyer and everything they're doing is legal, and @Null is totally converting the crypto to cash and donating it to the fund and definitely not putting it in his own pocket.

@Null has never said anything about him doing this by the way. In fact, he made it painfully clear at the beginning that all crypto donations will go straight into his pocket, period, and that he cannot legally accept crypto donations to the fund because it's an IOLTA. Of course, he did this to legally cover his ass. It did not stop people from sending him crypto. I'm 100% sure he knew this would be the case.

The group thought what it wanted to think, apparently. But what do Jews know about laws and money, anyway?
Remember how Josh fabricated some autistic story about how Keemstar and Boogie2988 planned the whole "Boogie lied about cancer" episode 2 years in advance as part of some elaborate scheme to get Metokur back his channel monetization?
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Crazy right? But, let's do one better: I'd say It is far more likely that Josh fabricated the entire KF vs Epik episode as part of some elaborate scheme to get his own paypigs to throw money at him.

I mean, fair's fair, right? If Josh gets to make up autistic explanations for why people he hates get paid, why not vice versa?
 
So like just out of curiosity I am just trying to put some semblance of a Lidl personality together but all I can come up with is: TERF, more aggressive than other TERFs. Lidl seems to lack even the spicy little things that make/made your Justa Grata Honorias or your Android Raptors bizarrely fascinating.

To paraphase The Limey "Lidl isn't specific enough to be a person they're more like a vibe"
 
So like just out of curiosity I am just trying to put some semblance of a Lidl personality together but all I can come up with is: TERF, more aggressive than other TERFs. Lidl seems to lack even the spicy little things that make/made your Justa Grata Honorias or your Android Raptors bizarrely fascinating.

To paraphase The Limey "Lidl isn't specific enough to be a person they're more like a vibe"
Ill give you a couple more: Belgian but cant speak French and likes horses, claims to have owned at least one in the past.
 
So like just out of curiosity I am just trying to put some semblance of a Lidl personality together but all I can come up with is: TERF, more aggressive than other TERFs. Lidl seems to lack even the spicy little things that make/made your Justa Grata Honorias or your Android Raptors bizarrely fascinating.
As others have pointed out, Lidl hates men in terms of generalities or personalities that exist within Kiwi Farms.

The women on KF usually hate men by taking a specific man they met irl and had a bad experience with and projecting their behavior onto all men.

Lidl has no lived experiences to do this with because Lidl is not a real person.
 
Ill give you a couple more: Belgian but cant speak French and likes horses, claims to have owned at least one in the past.
And yet Lidl seems to be very ignorant of the entire process of breeding animals, strange. Can't think of one horse girl who didn't spend their entire life knowing even the fucking gaits that each specific breed of horse had. Fuck, the breeding stuff was horse girl 101 and most of them I know have attended at least one birth.

We're supposed to believe Lidl has no idea how and when mammals produce milk despite previously owning livestock yeah right nigga
 
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Lidl hates men in terms of generalities or personalities that exist within Kiwi Farms.
From what I've seen, this is really how any user is meant to fall into Josh's good graces. Just think, feel, hear, smell, and touch lolcows every day. Make it your entire world. Then, project, project, project. Every bad person is some variation of Ethan Ralph or Nick Rekeita or Dick Masterson, etc. And they're all pedophiles because, by some strange logic, everyone who Josh hates is a pedophile.
 
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Belgian but cant speak French
this is one the biggest tells IMHO
on all of my years on the internet ive never known a non-english person to not use their mother language at least a little and lidl never speaks anything but English and seems to know Wikipedia amounts of information about belgium/europe. ive seen users in chat try and ask lidl specific questions about belgium and lidl either ignores or the answer is significantly delayed like lidl had to look it up.
it was mentioned somewhere in this thread that something relevant to the manhate thread occured in Belgium and a different BPHag posted it.
you would think that a woman living in belgium would know about misogynistic things happening in their country instead of scraping bottom of the barrel ragebait from reddit and twitter feeds.
 
this is one the biggest tells IMHO
on all of my years on the internet ive never known a non-english person to not use their mother language at least a little and lidl never speaks anything but English and seems to know Wikipedia amounts of information about belgium/europe. ive seen users in chat try and ask lidl specific questions about belgium and lidl either ignores or the answer is significantly delayed like lidl had to look it up.
it was mentioned somewhere in this thread that something relevant to the manhate thread occured in Belgium and a different BPHag posted it.
you would think that a woman living in belgium would know about misogynistic things happening in their country instead of scraping bottom of the barrel ragebait from reddit and twitter feeds.
Lidl has none of the common grammar mistakes that frenchies tend to have either which would shine through even if they were only using english.
 
OK now I KNOW Josh is Lidl.
I don't think Josh is Lidl. When I was on the forum Lidl celebrated a temporary ban I received as if it was permanent. Lidl is probably some overweight radfem who's using the power of the pussy to make Josh to do what she wants.

Seen it a million times on discord. Nothing new under the sun.

Josh is socially retarded so he doesn't notice it. He likely legitimately thinks he's attractive.
 
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