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Null/Kiwifarms Satire & Speculation Lidl Drip

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In depth look at the thread fuckery done by Null

Here's where he started the timewarp in the keffals thread.
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The null post in question
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The posts where the timewarp ends. You can see it changes from wednesday to yesterday to "hide" the discrepancy
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In depth look at the thread fuckery done by Null

Here's where he started the timewarp in the keffals thread.
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The null post in question
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The posts where the timewarp ends. You can see it changes from wednesday to yesterday to "hide" the discrepancy
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Nice job @youthful_ shannel , such sterling work, I, @KampungBoy will add this new information to my previous archives. You're swell and we are probably not the same person.
 
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Nice job @youthful_ shannel , such sterling work, I, @KampungBoy will add this new information to my previous archives. You're swell and we are totally not the same person.
Can you remind all our other headmates that we have a dentist appointment on tuesday?

Coincidentally Lidl and null respectfully have made a post each over the past two days. It's like both Lidl and Null are in a daze and totally off their normal selves.
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In depth look at the thread fuckery done by Null

Here's where he started the timewarp in the keffals thread.
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The null post in question
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The posts where the timewarp ends. You can see it changes from wednesday to yesterday to "hide" the discrepancy
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Send me a link to the thread page I'll see what it shows on my end
 
So what's more embarassing: having to edit the timestamps on your posts to hide the fact that you're LARPing as your own girlfriend, or pretending to be some kind of elite sysadmin but your website is so broken and shits itself so often that the timestamps are all over the place and change for no real reason.
 
I am still unsure why some posts were reading "yesterday" thought. I haven't seen that replicated yet. It's like the forum created a whole mini day lasting like 5 hours and then moved on to the next one which doesn't really make sense even if the dates aren't displaying correctly. The forum shold still work on a 24hr cycle unless Null has messed with that too.
 
I am still unsure why some posts were reading "yesterday" thought. I haven't seen that replicated yet. It's like the forum created a whole mini day lasting like 5 hours and then moved on to the next one which doesn't really make sense even if the dates aren't displaying correctly. The forum shold still work on a 24hr cycle unless Null has messed with that too.
Maybe the system clock of the server is/was wrong?

I mean, it shouldn't be, ever, for any reason, given the pretty much universal use of NTP. But this is donutboy we're talking about, so anything is possible.
 
Yeah see here the tuesday posts now display as wednesday but you can see the 4:38pm post comes AFTER the 8:37 post.

It's not just that the post time was displaying incorrectly it's that the post was moved ahead a whole day.
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I think I realized what it is. For whatever reason, the "day" part of the date isn't synced to the local time you have anymore. it's synced to EST (Florida time).
 
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I'm seeing a discontinuity where it's Tuesday night at 11:55pm. and then it's... Tuesday morning at 12:01am? The reply numbers are sequential, even the post IDs have proper chronology.
I'm going to go looking around his site to see if there's other time clock problems.
So what's more embarassing: having to edit the timestamps on your posts to hide the fact that you're LARPing as your own girlfriend, or pretending to be some kind of elite sysadmin but your website is so broken and shits itself so often that the timestamps are all over the place and change for no real reason.
Being Josh is definitely the most embarrassing thing about him - just being himself.
So what's more embarassing: having to edit the timestamps on your posts to hide the fact that you're LARPing as your own girlfriend, or pretending to be some kind of elite sysadmin but your website is so broken and shits itself so often that the timestamps are all over the place and change for no real reason.
I don't think there's a single part of his website that he hasn't messed up in one way or another. I'm now getting alerts for random threads that I've never interacted with before.
So Null DID visit or move to Florida and he has been lying to us all along
Well, now that's an interesting thought, because there's more evidence of that than anything else. Given the proxy war that the US is waging with Russia, isn't it a little strange that he claims he's still living there? It's not very welcoming to Americans right now.
https://travel.state.gov/content/tr....html#:~:text=Russia - Level 4: Do Not Travel
 
More paladin boo seething

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These last two were particularly true.
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Null doesn't have to worry about PaladinBoo because all she does is bellyache and cry, however, I would strongly suggest Null keep Justa Greta Hororia sweet and cater to her as much as he can, I feel like she could do him a lot of damage.
 
Null doesn't have to worry about PaladinBoo because all she does is bellyache and cry, however, I would strongly suggest Null keep Justa Greta Hororia sweet and cater to her as much as he can, I feel like she could do him a lot of damage.
You know what, now that I think about it...yeah he should just keep her fat ass around just to hurt him more until he breaks and he shuts down the site forever
 
She upset cause paladinboo was talking about her
Lidlerip hates her, I honestly think she influenced Josh to permanently ban her.
Null doesn't have to worry about PaladinBoo because all she does is bellyache and cry, however, I would strongly suggest Null keep Justa Greta Hororia sweet and cater to her as much as he can, I feel like she could do him a lot of damage.
Greta is fat sexual predator, that's very unstable mentally.
 
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