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Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

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I respect the idea that these two cretins ar3 the same person but...
I'm still unconvinced that Didl and Lardass are the same person, I've had the unfortunate experience of lurking in chat with them both active in GenChat at the same time.

Lidl barely engaged with Null at the time, which I found strange based on her creepy simping for the neckbeard everywhere else on the site. It could be explained away with she/he and Rotundus having an agreement not to overtly engage with one another.

And to the debate over whether or not the BP whales like Didl and its retarded posts. Remember they are only women by strictest definition: they have vaginas. They are a hivemind of ugly bitches nobody likes, they have to play nice on the public facing side of the site but you just know that there are many offsite chats calling Didl exactly what they are: a retard drawing heat and getting away with it for an inexplicable reason.
 
rainytuktuk said:
Someone mentioned null has socked before, what were those accounts? A big point of contention re the lidl thing is that he seems too dumb to pretend to be anyone else
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It's just you would have to keep up the elaborate ruse and null is often times too lazy and selfish to do something like this. In the writing style mimics null but isn't a complete match.
 
KampungBoy said:
IT was mentioned somewhere that Josh used to make socks to talk to himself on the blockland forums possibly in the OP.
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I guess when you have no friends, just make some up out of thin air. I'm totally unsurprised by this honestly.
kiwifails said:
It's just you would have to keep up the elaborate ruse and null is often times too lazy and selfish to do something like this. In the writing style mimics null but isn't a complete match.
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Maybe he thinks the perfect girl is simply the female version of himself. Perhaps the puppetmaster is exploiting this.

It might be easier to essentially wholesale copy Lardass's points of view and writing style, rather than make up an original personality that fits the mold. The differences between Lidl and Whatanigger could be down to laziness or a desire to be not exactly the same.
 
Gargamel said:
I guess when you have no friends, just make some up out of thin air. I'm totally unsurprised by this honestly.

Maybe he thinks the perfect girl is simply the female version of himself. Perhaps the puppetmaster is exploiting this.

It might be easier to essentially wholesale copy Lardass's points of view and writing style, rather than make up an original personality that fits the mold. The differences between Lidl and Whatanigger could be down to laziness or a desire to be not exactly the same.
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As other as a pointed out though they've been online it together at the same time so that kind of rules it out.
 
Lidl exists for multiple reasons, Null is madly in love with Rekaka and his veiny, fully functional manpenis, Null couldn't take a break from sneeding, but knew it would make him look bad. Dick made Null feel unpretty, so Lidl became a woman so he could wax lyrical about how the best boys are American Neckbeards.

The last is the most important and the thing everyone pretty much agrees on, Null hates Kiwifarms. Null has grown to rescent his userbase and Lidl is the perfect tool to browbeat them. Null hates himself, he hates men and he hates Kiwifarms and Lidl lets him mald. This is very obvious in the caps reposted by @KampungBoy, Null was stessposting in a thread that involved litigation when eventually Lidl appeared to carry on his sterling work.
 
kiwifails said:
As other as a pointed out though they've been online it together at the same time so that kind of rules it out.
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How is this impossible? He has a computer and a phone. He could type stuff out on both and hit enter at any time.
i don't know anything about the forum or if it's possible to schedule posts but I did notice once during MATI that he was seemingly very distracted while talking then about 2mins later a post appeared by Lidl in the manhate thread.
 
Moist said:
How is this impossible? He has a computer and a phone. He could type stuff out on both and hit enter at any time.
i don't know anything about the forum or if it's possible to schedule posts but I did notice once during MATI that he was seemingly very distracted while talking then about 2mins later a post appeared by Lidl in the manhate thread.
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Yeah most of MATI is just him watching videos anyway and it's not like either account is writing the next Shakespeare.
 
Gargamel said:
No, you misunderstand, I'm saying Lidl is someone else's sock, not @Null's.
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Moist said:
How is this impossible? He has a computer and a phone. He could type stuff out on both and hit enter at any time.
i don't know anything about the forum or if it's possible to schedule posts but I did notice once during MATI that he was seemingly very distracted while talking then about 2mins later a post appeared by Lidl in the manhate thread.
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After feeding five different text analyzers a sample of a thousand words that she wrote
Based on the analysis of the seven text samples, it is likely that the author is a female, possibly in her early to mid-twenties, who is familiar with online communities and forums. The author's writing style, tone, and language use suggest a strong understanding of feminist and women's rights issues, as well as a conversational and relatable tone that is typical of women's writing and online content. While there are some inconsistencies in the text samples that may suggest a male author attempting to imitate a female writing style, the overall tone and language use are more consistent with a female author. Additionally, the author's focus on critiquing men's behavior and highlighting the ways in which women are often expected to perform emotional labor and caretaking suggests a strong feminist perspective that is more typical of women's writing and online content. Every online wird analyzer that I used suggested it was a woman very much accustomed to using online forums that are typically inhabited by male spaces.
 
Funyun said:
Somebody's gotta clean the toilets, right?
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From janitor to custodian. Working with people who can't read or write English despite speaking it natively. On his hands and knees scrubbing literal shit off the floor beside the toilet. The laughing stock of Onion Farms once he's rediscovered in his new life.

Once addicted to Coke Zero, he must now settle for Sam's Choice like all the other poors.
 
Gargamel said:
From janitor to custodian. Working with people who can't read or write English despite speaking it natively. On his hands and knees scrubbing literal shit off the floor beside the toilet. The laughing stock of Onion Farms once he's rediscovered in his new life.

Once addicted to Coke Zero, he must now settle for Sam's Choice like all the other poors.
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Once a janny, always a janny.
 
Gargamel said:
From janitor to custodian. Working with people who can't read or write English despite speaking it natively. On his hands and knees scrubbing literal shit off the floor beside the toilet. The laughing stock of Onion Farms once he's rediscovered in his new life.

Once addicted to Coke Zero, he must now settle for Sam's Choice like all the other poors.
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We could hire him on Onionfarms.
 
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